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Today, Natalie & Drew tell you about the ancient (and modern) history of dildos, vibrators, artificial vaginas, slings, swings, and strap-on things. Plus, a sex-toy quiz you can play along with while you listen, the curious story of the iPod vibrator, People Lube, bread-based dildos, and the insane reason why Hitachi doesn’t want to be known for their Magic Wand.Not a subscriber? You’re missing out on our Discord chatroom/messageboard/community, our OVER 70 subscriber-only episodes, and much more. Hit the Subscribe Now button and join us immediately. Subscribing also enables us to keep writing and recording Garbage Brain for everyone, so now is the time.Later!natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Yee-haw! Natalie & Drew talk about the origin of cowboys, the surprising reality of what they did, and why they aren’t around much these days, I reckon. We also talked barbed wire, chivalry, how to food-chain horses and cows together, a million-dollar cowboy idea, and Drew’s Canonical List Of Cowboy Names.Not a subscriber yet? Subscribe and you’ll not only support us (each subscriber makes a big difference!) but you’ll get 70+ paid episodes that only subscribers can hear, as well as access to our groundbreaking Discord community, the only social media outlet online that prioritizes kindness and community over argument, cruelty and the usual online emotions.Until next week (for free listeners) or Friday (our next subscriber-only episode!)natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Natalie & Drew dive into the mysteries of bees, such as: Where did all the killer bees come from? What is a cat bee? Who is Beernie Sanders? And why is honeydew infinitely more disgusting than you ever knew? (It’s not a melon.) Honey facts, nectar gossip, and thousands of other ideas are also right here, right now, in this very episode.Want something more fun to do than election? Looking for an alternative to hate-driven social media? Our private Discord community may be for you, and you can join it by slamming this brown subscribe button.“No talk! No type! Only listen!” Well, subscribing has benefits for you, too, my friend: it enables you to hear SEVENTY subscriber-only episodes. Same button. Same price. Get it.natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

You already know who it is! The big red man, the oldest bad guy out there, Satan himself. Natalie & Drew talk about who invented Satan, the 27 Names Of Satan, and Natalie’s cunning plan to overthrow and dethrone The Dark Trainer himself. We also talked about exorcisms, how much it costs to be a Satanist, the eleven commandments of Horn Boy, and what the Vatican knows about aliens.Not a subscriber? You fucked up, but you can fix this right now by hitting the Subscribe Now button. Seventy secret full-length episodes are only available to subscribers, and you’ll be able to chat with us 24/7 in our secret Discord too. The Shadow Butcher, Satan himself, commands you to slam this mf brown box.Until next time!natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Natalie & Drew dig into the bizarre world of “Flying Before The Wright Brothers,” with balloons, coal gas, smoke, kites, blimps, zeppelins, and lots of death. An incredible amount of death. Natalie also discusses her unorthodox technique for drying her hair, which must be heard to be believed.Not a subscriber yet? Remedy that immediately by slapping the brown button below, and you’ll get instant access to our members-only Discord community as well as almost 70 episodes that you’ve never heard. We also play Among Us.Until next episode!natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Today, Natalie & Drew dig into the enormous piles of sugar that the average person eats on a daily basis, to find out: Who invented sugar? Where does it come from? Why does liquid mercury taste so good? And, finally, after 136 episodes, you may bear witness to a once-in-a-lifetime result, as Drew aces the Mini Play-Along-At-Home Quiz for the first and probably last time ever.Not a subscriber? You’re missing out on our exclusive social club, where we play group games, tell ghost stories, and listen to each new episode live as it drops. Slam this button and you’ll be in the club. (You’ll also get to hear the 60+ paid episodes that are for subscribers only.) natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Natalie & Drew explain not only how animals turned into modern people, but why we have to go to work, who invented work, and the worst work you can do for a living. Plus: what does it mean to have an idea?If you’re not a subscriber, you’re missing ALIENTEMBER, our miniseries with curiously solid info on why alien life is real, how and when they’ve interacted with humans who have to go to work, and what’s next on the alien agenda. PART 5 drops this week with further investigations into reptilians, prehistoric astronauts, and more.Still not a fucking subscriber? Slam this brown button, my friend, and you’ll be inducted into our Discord server, where we organize Among Us and Geoguessr games and host one of the largest and highest-quality “funny picture” repositories available anywhere.Until next time!natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Natalie & Drew revealed the underwear secrets of the Mormons, as well as the fatal mistake of the Wu-Tang Clan, why the Gates Of Hell aren’t underwear, why birds might eat your dick, and a million-dollar idea that might change the way you look at underwear forever.Did you miss our miniseries ALIENTEMBER, where we dug into secrets of extraterrestrials, interstellar craft, and the government’s crusade to keep advanced technology from the masses? You’ll need to Subscribe Now, since that shit is for subscribers only:‘Scribers also get over sixty subscriber-only episodes, access to our private Discord, entry to our group Among Us and Geoguessr games, and more. But you gotta ‘scribe if you wanna ride.Coming later this week: ALIENTEMBER PART 4, with a guest who’s going to help us blow the lid open on the Annunaki, Greys, and Reptilians.natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

What’s your favorite smell? What’s the difference between a scent and an odor? What’s a wang? How do you get high from smelling salts? How can you be hypnotized to stop smoking? And what is Liquid Sex? Drew & Natalie answer these questions and more in today’s episode, which is also about the All-One Universal Mind.If you’re not a subscriber, you’re missing ALIENTEMBER, our miniseries about the real evidence behind extraterrestrials and their contact with humanity that’s going all month long. Slam that mf subscribe button and you’ll also get instant access to over 60 subscriber-only episodes you’ve never heard as well as our private Discord/chat room.Next up: ALIENTEMBER part 3… The mystery deepens.natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Natalie & Drew are coming to you LIVE from the horniest season of all: fall. Natalie explains what a cornucopia is, Drew lambasts the grade-based gatekeeping of Trapper Keepers, and we both go purple horny devil for sweetened, condensed milk. Plus: What is Presidents Day 2? Why is it called fall and not autumn? When can I put my sweater back on? Why do the stupid leaves change color? And more.Not a subscriber yet? Fix that now and you’ll get access to everything you’ve been missing out on: our ALIENTEMBER miniseries, our Discord chatroom, and over sixty paid GBU episodes you’ve never heard.Coming up this week for subscribers/patrons only: ALIENTEMBER, PART 2: What Happens When An Alien Abducts You?Bye!natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

You don’t know what a fish actually is, do you? We find out in this episode, as well as over 14,000 facts about why some fish can breathe air, why the Dutch thought a hippopotamus was a fish, and why a tugboat doesn’t tug. There’s also a fish quiz you can play while you listen, and Natalie & Drew explain why people, like fish (or some mammals) should be able to hibernate.Not a paying listener yet? You should be, because you’re missing half of our episodes, and you’re not able to chat with us in our private Discord, where we play Geoguessr every day and listen live to each new episode as it drops. Subscribe now and make your dreams come true. Also, it helps us keep making these, which you should probably want if you’re listening.natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Who invented the head? What happens to a cockroach (or a person) when they’re decapitated? What happens when you cryogenically freeze your head? Why is Mr. Bean trusted with being an executioner? And what if it turned out your consciousness wasn’t in your head, but your body, the whole time? Natalie & Drew answer these questions, and dozens more, in today’s Garbage Brain University.Unable to chat about episodes with our other listeners? Want to get in on our daily Geoguessr challenge, Animal Crossing item club, and the best, most secret stuff you don’t get to see as a free listener? Subscribe today and all of these dreams will come true.natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Natalie & Drew talk about the enchanted guitar, the wizard’s camel, and the bizarre world of forbidden colors, spicy colors, impossible colors, and more. Drop what you’re doing and pay full attention to this, right now. (Just kidding. Listen to it in one ear while you’re working!)Not a patron? You’re missing out on HALF of our episodes, as well as our 24/7 private chat room, cooking club, and everything else that happens in our Discord. Become a patron by subscribing now.We’ll talk to you this weekend (if you’re a member!) or next week if you’re a free listener. Until then!natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Drew & Natalie explain why now is the time to intensify your fashion, why baby clothes are worse than you’d even think, why a rock is a hat, why fringe is ALWAYS better than no fringe, and tell the tale of two beekeepers who loved each other. Also, a hat quiz! Become Garbagebrainpilled by listening to this hat-based episode, and perhaps you, too, may become a Garbage Brain Genius.See you Saturday (or next week, if you only listen to the free episodes! Sucker!)natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Natalie & Drew explore the horrible world of beans, from being bean-poisoned, crapping out metallic turds, eating pretzel sandwiches, what it means to be toothsome, and more. Plus, Drew issues an official apology to Jeff Quest.natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

It’s the season of swampy humidity and peeing outside. Summer is here, and Natalie & Drew have a boatload of weird holidays, non-scenic Ohio ditches, and the tale of what regular people do when they go to Florida, if you’re not regular and don’t know. Also: why you can’t be nude, a way to fix the boring-ass Olympics, and the true meaning of Summer Vacation is revealed.Also, if you missed it, we have a Twitch channel now! Stop by and watch us play weird old video games, like Frolf (Ribbit King,) which we’ve discussed in past episodes. It’s like a live GBU episode, but we play games, and we have a great, secret project planned for our Twitch channel. So subscribe to that sucker (it’s free) and let it alert you next time we stream!Until next time!natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Today, Natalie & Drew talk about worms, which are, like, just tubes, man. Think about it. We explain the differences between snakes and worms, why ringworm isn’t a worm, the science of The True Neutral Ass, what happens when a worm smokes weed, and thousands of other worm-based concepts.Not in our inner-circle yet? Unable to listen to our elusive patron-only odd-numbered episodes, and at lack of peers to talk about worms and other Garbage Brain topics with? Join our Patreon now, which supplies us with a small but much-needed amount of money to continue operating, in addition to giving you access to our 24/7 live chat on Discord, gaming circle, arts’n’crafts jamboree, and several more community features. https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversityUntil next time!natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

Natalie & Drew talk about the invention of modern cussing, words you use to replace cusses, the discovery of how (and why) animals cuss, the beauty of high school graffiti, and, of course, the long list of every English-language cuss word that has ever been said. Plus, a way to atone for your cussing sins. It’s all here, right here, right now.Missing GBU 111? That’s a patron-only episode. GBU 109? Same. GBU 107, 105, 103, et cetera? They’re patron-only episodes, baby, and you gotta become a patron at https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity to get instant access to that and our secret Discord.Until next time, stay cool, stay cussing.natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

The dead pope who lost his court case against the alive pope! Hitting popes in the head with a silver hammer and cutting their fingers off! These and other bizarre-yet-true Pope Facts are packed into today’s episode of Garbage Brain University, along with a play-while-you-listen quiz.Not a patron yet? You’re missing over fifty patron-only episodes, as well as our 24/7 private chatroom. Become a patron at https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity if it’s at all possible.Until next time!natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe

In a special episode of GBU, Drew & Natalie watch, and then talk about the first eleven Star Wars movies, from beginning to end. Whether you’re an old Star-head or new to the longest-running space saga of the silver screen, we’ve dug up some facts and stories that’ll be new to your ears.Join our Patreon and Discord at patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity to sync up with other listeners, if you haven’t already, and for our 24-hour Garbage Brain Genius chat, a community designed to chill. Plus, you’ll get instant access to the over-fifty patron-only episodes you haven’t heard yet.Talk to you later!natalie & drew This is a public episode. Get access to private episodes at www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/subscribe