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Hey all (especially Ukrainian bots Yuri and Igor), Just wanted to let everyone know that we are going on hiatus until late July. We will be back with a college football show that has some soccer ball flair just in time for a glorious new college football season. Stay tuned but enjoy this last show of season 1 about why we loved and hated this season. We also talk about the new transfer rules. 

In this episode we talk about how foolish firing Frank Lampard was for Chelsea. We also talk about how many crazy games took place this past week as well as trying to make sense of the transfer window. 

In this episode we talk about college football and what we would do to make it better with FOTS Jeff Mowrer. Jeff is an accountant by day but a degenerate football fan by night (and weekend). Together we create a blueprint for how to fix college football. 

In this episode Sam explains how buckets of gold will make the European Super League a reality...and how that is actually going to be good for all of us (?).

In this episode we talk about some FA cup and how Manchester United and Manchester City have all of a sudden become very scary. We also talk about our man crush on Marcus Rashford again, and arguably the greatest pass of the year. We threaten to talk about the Super League but then decide to break it out into its own episode. And of course, we talk about whether or not Frank Lampard will get fired (spoiler alert, he does). 

Sam and I talk about how fun it was to watch the FA cup this weekend. We talk about some of the most exciting 3rd round matches and how I will not miss another 3rd round. So so so good. We also talk about the fact that Manchester United is good and the reports of their demise may have been a bit premature. 

In this episode we talk about why Alabama winning the national title is bad for college football. We also talk about who got hired and who got fired. Some of it actually matters. 

We had so much fun talking about the FA cup yesterday that we thought it deserved a craptacular episode of its own. Sam and I talk about the greatest sporting tournament in the world (still). When milkmen (do they still have them in England) play top flight professionals. And every once in awhile the milkmen win. The third round of the cup begins on Saturday so if you never watch a soccer match in your life try to this weekend. Such fun. 

In this episode we talk about the problems that Chelsea FC are having right now. We also talk about how we love to listen to Frank Lampard's dulcimer tones as he speaks, the fact that the demise of Pep and Ole may have been premature, and the joy and sadness of suffering for your team. 

In this college football episode we explore how painful watching this years bowl games actually were. We also talk about the fun team this year, like Iowa State, Northwestern, Cincinnati, and Indiana. We also talk about the grand delusions of the Texas football fanbase and their silly hiring and firing merry go round. Oh ya, we also talk about the CFP for what it is worth. Sighhhhh

This week Brandon wages war on Sebastien Haller. We also talk about the fact the Mane is a really good striker, Jamie Vardy can score in his sleep, and you better be careful when you throw shade at Ole Gunner Solskjaer becasue all of a sudden Manchester United is very dangerous. Oh and next week we are going to talk about what in the world is happening to Chelsea FC.

In this episode we talk about the greatest goal of the year by the most average of players. We also talk about how this time of year is separation Saturday for two months. Plus Sam regales us with his dream of being committed to the second worst team in English Football history. Merry Christmas to all who celebrate. 

In this amazing college football craptaculation show, Sam and Brandon absolutely rip the college football playoff committee for cowardice, dereliction of duty, and using marked cards in a poker game in choosing their top (?) four teams. What a joke. We also talk about Iowa States complete melt down at the end of their game with OU, the bowl season (can we call it that?), and how to make the world a better place. 

In this episode Brandon goes on his yearly rant about the pathetic nature of the college football selection committee and how to solve all the worlds problems. We also talk about Gus Malzahn and the buckets of gold that Auburn paid to get rid of him, the magnificent resurgence of "the Senator" Mack Brown, and how lame Larry Scott and the Pac 12 conference is. 

In this EPL boondoggle Sam and I talk about the power that is growing in the central Midlands (and it is not in the city of Manchester). Even though they are in the second division Derby County from its gay friendly Pride stadium is making an impact (on Sam). We also talk about how no one seemed to want to win the Manchester Derby, Chelsea FC cannot win without an American, Paul Bogba needs a new agent, Southhampton are really good, and of course the Hammers are dominating the table (upper mid that is). 

Another college football craptacular! In this episode Sam manages to insult every religion and ethnic group that just might want to listen to this show. It was fun while it lasted. We also talk more about Sam's big weekend, his love hate relationship with Gary Patterson, the fact that both Coastal Carolina and Cincinnati can easily go undefeated but have 0 chance of playing for a championship. Just like the electoral college it something has to go. Enjoy the show folks.  

In this EPL episode (I know, I know, I did it backwards) we talk about how Sam's beloved Derby County Rams actually one a game and are not at the bottom of the table (for this week). We also talk about the great John Terry and his emergence as a possible manager for DCFC. Plus, I weep about a second half collapse, bad calls, our man crushes on the Tottenham Hotspur star players, the complete blech that is Arsenal, and the upcoming Manchester City Derby. 

In this episode Brandon and Sam talk about how the greatest team in the history of world soccer West Ham United sit at fifth in the EPL table. They also talk about their man crushes on Harry Kane, how England's National team will not win the world cup even though they should...every time...always, and last but not least they discuss arguably the passing of the world's greatest player Diego Maradona and why Sam hates him so much (hint: England lost to him). A special note: we do not talk about Jurgen Klop's latest rant even though we were supposed to. 

In this episode we talk about the Oregon v Oregon State game. How awful it was and the name change. Sam also explains why Oklahoma doesn't deserve anything...ever. We also talk about the playoffs and how lame they will be as well as Rocky Lombardi's Viking good looks and QB play. 

Ok, so I had a little too much mulled wine and turkey at the holiday and completely forgot to upload this gem. Soooooo, here you go. In this EPL episode we talk about the invisible Tottenham Hot Spur and the magical love baby that Harry Kane and Son Heung-min are brewing in London. Sam and friend of the show Garrett Holt try desperately to explain to Brandon what a foul is. He still does not get it.