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In honor of our 150th episode, we drank beer, ate Funyuns and talked shit. The FunnyHeads News Team covers the most ridiculous headlines state-by-state, we name songs you should never play at a funeral and we drop yet a few more quarters into the Out of The Closet Jukebox. We also learned what a "splorch" is while Mike and The Mistress of Propaganda ate Pop Rocks. Behind The Glass: Schlafly Oktoberfest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiF5tcN5Oa0

Karl sparks an idea for what could be the worst movie remake ever and Mike considers an opportunity to be on the show "Locked Up Abroad". We cover This Weeka in a Geeka, we try out a new game and discuss our most favorite smells and cartoon theme songs. Behind The Glass: Kane Overhead (double IPA)

This week we turn back the time machine to a classic show from November 14, 2014 where Mike wins the "Crazy Bitch Powerball". In our first installment of The Acid Dialogues we re-live having a meaningful two-way conversation with a dog and walking the streets at night with a plunger plunging things that should never be plunged. Other topics include a high ABV beer served in a dead squirrel, pot legalization and the crack-smoking mayor. Tom, Victory Jim and Colin are in-studio. Here's a link to the video of the skydiving accident involving a mid-air crash of two planes.

We learn that Mike drives more carefully when blind kids are present and less so when deaf kids are. The crew ups their game for this week's Out of The Closet Jukebox and The Mistress of Propaganda invokes the spirit of the ermahgerd girl while singing Lerd Zerperlern as we attempt to translate Robert Plant into English. Behind The Glass: Spellbound IPA

We set the time machine back to August 28, 2013 where we foolishly attempt to figure out the lyrics to one of the greatest Led Zeppelin songs ever and nearly end up with hernias from the belly laughs. He said "Marinate that chicken, underneath the hood!", right? Dustin and Kaitlyn are in studio and Danny makes a solid first appearance. We have an homage to fromage, discuss pumas versus cougars, Kaitlyn has a bad pair of pajamas and Mike would like to know how many Mexicans are in China.

We learn to speak proper New Jersey Italian and discuss what the ideal custom scented air freshener would be for each of us. We have a Jerry Lewis style "Fartathon" and fail miserably while attempting to match Kristen's prowess at producing double-palm fart noises. Behind The Glass: Neshaminy Creek: The Shape of Hops to Come (2015)

We discover that our own Chris The Brewer is Prince Vultan from Flash Gordon and we roll up the windows as we fire up the Out of The Closet Jukebox. We compare the last things we said out loud to ourselves and consider only eating beef jerky on the show from now on. Behind The Glass: Captain Lawrence Seeking Alpha (Triple IPA)

Karl explains his forthcoming stunt of zapping his brain with electricity to become smarter. We attempt to guess Led Zeppelin song lyrics, we choose our "Mount Rushmore" of video games and take a virtual reality headset for a very special kind of test drive. Behind The Glass: Stone Tony IPA (Trap Rock Brewery) https://twitter.com/Funny_Heads/status/611355940521177088

In this show Karl politely arranges a pyramid burial for himself while Mike books strippers for his own funeral. We rattle off the very best of the very worst band names and offer the latest installment of our Peabody Award winning segment, Douchebag Alert. Behind The Glass: Neshaminy Creek: The Shape of Hops To Come (2014)

In this week's show we learn why an abandoned spackle bucket should never ever be opened.  We cover the not-so-latest news and are reminded to always wash our fruit. A listener shares an FML story and Chris farts himself awake. Behind The Glass: Chris & Larry's homebrew

We compare our own phobias including the fear of not having one and we formulate a business model for a combination bar and gym. We discuss "cuddling for cash" and Mike throws down the gauntlet in a round of Out of The Closet Jukebox. Will he finally win one?

Mike has a run-in with the law on a golf course and we learn that Japan is the new Florida. Kimmie comes onboard as our Mistress of Propaganda and we learn about a very special type of light saber during a hilarious round of Would You Rather.

We learn about some bizarre U.S. sex laws, Chris makes an impromptu and momentous request of Karl and Understated Dave cashes out. Karl reveals his electrifying stunt for the show, we play a round of The Shite Is Right and we drop a few more quarters in the Out of The Closet Jukebox.

We compare our scars and how we got 'em, Chris visits the Branch Davidian Compound Gift Shop, Larry meets some douchebags at a ZZ Top concert and Karl speaks to Dolphins.

This week's flashback episode is from September 2014 and it's not one to miss. The mighty Kevin Russell from the incomparable bands The Gourds and Shinyribs joins us for a fun conversation, a great interview and a hilarious round of Out of The Closet Jukebox. It's a great show from start to finish. New schedule: Beginning with this week's flashback episode, The FunnyHeads Show will be released bi-monthly instead of weekly. We regret not being able to continue with weekly shows, but we need to pay some bills and Mike needs to put an end to some pesky paternity suits. Suck it up and we'll be back in your ear holes on April 9th. The complete library of shows is available at FunnyHeads.net

We like to keep it spicy here on the FunnyHeads Show and the beer we tried this week was no exception when it put our endorphins on alert. We ask ourselves if we would consider taking a one-way trip to colonize Mars after hearing about the real life mission scheduled for 2024. Out of The Closet Jukebox is back with a vengeance and we name the television shows we would choose to be trapped in for a month.

Bombs be dropping when we offer up our selections for which high-profile bands and albums we would wipe from history. We learn about a WTF kids toy called Poopy-Time Fun Shapes, we hear some horribly funny horror stories from Fmylife.com and revisit the Vajankle comments page.

If you're longing to feel better about yourself look no further than the Darwin Awards to bolster your self-esteem. We pose the question "If each of us were arrested what would be our crime of choice?" The next installment of Casting Decisions Gone Wrong is here in addition to a rundown of the best and worst infomercials ever to disgrace the airwaves.

We venture out to the dark reaches of the Internet and from this darkness a new segment is born. Mike shares his amazing experience of meeting one of his idols and we hear how Chris' dad got into a brawl with one of his. We learn how you can have a more intimate relationship with your iPad and we expand our vocabulary via the Urban Dictionary.

Victory Jim gets abducted by aliens again and Chris B ups his game in a fun round of Out of The Closet Jukebox. We learn about a sex-themed amusement park in Taiwan and offer up names for our own naughty theme park. We revisit Roger Ebert's book of movie clichés and wrap it all up with a game of Rock and Roll Poetry.