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Today, Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark presents a different kind of story.  Julie's dad Paul rarely talks about his older brother David, despite the fact that Paul loves to share family stories. But when her dad started digitizing old tapes from his childhood, Julie decided to ask about David for the first time.  ****CW/TW: This story includes mention of sexual assault.****--Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. --Music in this episode: A Pleasant Strike by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Passing Station by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Set the Tip Jar by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Home Home at Last by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Arctic Draba by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)

A quick update about the show's hiatus and about new episodes coming soon.--Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.--Music in this episode:Highride by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)

Bev and her wife Beth came home one day to find someone had broken into their condo....and cleaned it for them.--Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.--Music in this episode:Highride by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Gin Boheme by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Sneaky Adventure by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4383-sneaky-adventureLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Investigations by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3924-investigationsLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hidden Agenda by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3872-hidden-agendaLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Spy Glass by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4410-spy-glassLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoonsLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

A pop fly, a full cup of beer, and swift rise to fame. Sort of. --Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.--Music in this episode:Highride by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)No Smoking by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Low Light Switch by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Hash Out by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)The Back Lot by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Longtime Rye by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Georgia Overdirve by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Welcome Home Sonny by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)

Laura's family moved to a new house right before Christmas when she was 12. --Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.--Music in this episode:Highride by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Lead Shroud by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Darn That Weasel by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Jumbel by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Plaid Shapes by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Holiday Weasel by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5517-holiday-weaselLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Krampus's Workshop by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5518-krampus-s-workshopLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ We Wish you a Merry Christmas by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4612-we-wish-you-a-merry-christmasLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

MJ was almost 30 years old and had never met his father. One day, he wrote his father a letter, asking to meet.. --Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.--Music in this episode:Highride by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Taoudella by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Pips and Boil by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Rainday by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Rainday Texture by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Beignet Interlude by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Calisson by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Palms Down by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Lonesome Without Your Fight by Derek Clegg  via freemusicarchive.org, licensed under Creative Commons https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/legalcodeO tannenbaum by Dee Yan-Key via freemusicarchive.org, licensed under Creative Commons https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/legalcodeDance of the Sugar Plum Fairies by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3582-dance-of-the-sugar-plum-fairiesLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Julie looked out her window one day to see....another window. --Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.--Music in this episode:Highride by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Rooftop Rider by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)The Killjoy Brothers by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Metropolis Calling by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Hesper by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Fog Interlude by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)Wristwatch by Blue Dot Sessions (www.sessions.blue)

As a sophomore, Anne applied for the most important role on her college radio's Board of Directors.--Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.--Music in this episode:Highride by Blue Dot Sessions - freemusicarchive.orgThree Stories  by Blue Dot Sessions - freemusicarchive.orgDetailing by Blue Dot Sessions - freemusicarchive.orgKid Kodi by Blue Dot Sessions - freemusicarchive.orgRodney Scopes by Blue Dot Sessions - freemusicarchive.orgGreylock by Blue Dot Sessions - freemusicarchive.orgPatriotic Songs by New York Military Band and the American Quartet freemusicarchive.org

Rachel and Jeff had been dating for a year when they decided to take their first trip together to Amsterdam.--Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.--Music in this episode:Great is the Contessa - Blue Dot Sessions via freemusicarchive.orgParade Shoes - Blue Dot Sessions via freemusicarchive.orgGreat is the Contessa - Blue Dot Sessions via freemusicarchive.orgWhen We Set Out - Blue Dot Sessions via freemusicarchive.orgStakes and Things - Blue Dot Sessions via freemusicarchive.orgHeadlights Mountain Road - Blue Dot Sessions via freemusicarchive.orgSlow Strutt - Blue Dot Sessions via freemusicarchive.orgHigh Ride - Blue Dot Sessions via freemusicarchive.orgLost Shoe - Blue Dot Sessions via freemusicarchive.org

Arwen was given a choice of where to live while shooting a reality television show in Virginia for two months: a Holiday Inn Express or an isolated cabin in a forest. -Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.-Music for this episode:Unease by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4562-uneaseLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Merry Go Slower - Distressed by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4038-merry-go-slower---distressedLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Merry Go - Distressed by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4037-merry-go---distressedLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3891-hyperfunLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Budding by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.orgA Year by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.orgKnock Knock by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.orgPlayground Pigeon by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.org942 Miles by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.org

Fatima was driving her sister's car on the highway when the car started making an alarming sound.-Also! This story features a mostly harmless but totally ineffective cop! The police (yes, all police) are ineffective at best and deadly at worst. Learn more about the racist history of policing and the movement to abolish the police at MPD150.com-Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.-Music for this episode:Undying by Blue Dot Sessions - Free Music Archive - freemusicarchive.orgHardboil by Blue Dot Sessions - Free Music Archive - freemusicarchive.orgI Recall by Blue Dot Sessions - Free Music Archive - freemusicarchive.orgPicnic March by Blue Dot Sessions - Free Music Archive - freemusicarchive.orgPlasticity by Blue Dot Sessions - Free Music Archive - freemusicarchive.orgHighway 430 by Blue Dot Sessions - Free Music Archive - freemusicarchive.orgVienna Beat by Blue Dot Sessions - Free Music Archive - freemusicarchive.org

Kelsey's new boyfriend was about to meet her parents for the first time. -Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.-Music for this episode:Assmack - Podington Bear - freemusicarchive.orgYou Wasted My Time While I Was Timewasting - Podington Bear - freemusicarchive.orgGood Times - Podington Bear - freemusicarchive.orgHumble Pie - Podington Bear - freemusicarchive.orgIdeas - Podington Bear - freemusicarchive.orgThe Confrontation - Podington Bear - freemusicarchive.orgSneaky by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4385-sneakyLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ I Knew a Guy by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3895-i-knew-a-guyLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Trbr was invited to play in a recorder band in the Minneapolis MayDay Parade. -Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines.-Music for this episode:Only Knows by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.orgWarm up Suit by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.orgThe Collector by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.orgIf by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.orgFuck It by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.orgOnly Knows by Broke for Free - freemusicarchive.org

Denzel was expecting to find his perfect ABC Family romcom-esque relationship in college. - Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines. - Music for this episode:Tanzen (K ID 22)  by KieLoBot - freemusicarchive.org Sad Trio by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4314-sad-trioLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Last Kiss Goodnight by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3969-last-kiss-goodnightLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Funkorama by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3788-funkoramaLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Smooth Lovin by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4379-smooth-lovinLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Neon Drip by Blue Dot Sessions - freemusicarchive.org Pinky by Blue Dot Sessions - freemusicarchive.org Lakkaila by Blue Dot Sessions - freemusicarchive.org P Flunked Funk by Poddington Bear - freemusicarchive.org Note Drop by Broke For Free - freemusicarchive.org Hotshot by Scott Holmes - freemusicarchive.org

Vanessa thought her group project on the 1970s would be easy.- Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines. - Music for this episode: Aquarium by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5738-aquariumLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Evil Plan by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3725-evil-planLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Last Energy for the Day by Loyalty Freak Music - freemusicarchive.orgIrresistible by Sweet N' Juicy live for KBOO - freemusicarchive.orgIn the Box by Blue Dog Sessions - freemusicarchive.orgDecline and Fall - https://www.purple-planet.com/Spy Story - https://www.purple-planet.com/

Katie and her friends set out on a 5 day canoe trip in the Boundary Waters. Everything went wrong. - Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines. - Music for this episode: EricHarper/A Walk in the Woods/Tribe of Noise Holiday Weasel by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5517-holiday-weaselLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ "Thunder, Very Close, Rain, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org Too Cool by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4534-too-coolLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Fat Cat - https://www.purple-planet.com/Slow Dissolve -  https://www.purple-planet.com/Alas, Alas @ the Book House in Minneapolis, recorded 1.27.11

Carol's sister went to clean her room when suddenly the door slammed shut....- Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines. - Music for this episode: Harlequin by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3858-harlequinLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Wholesome by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5050-wholesomeLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Trouble by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4549-troubleLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Doh De Oh by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3666-doh-de-ohLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Spy Glass by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4410-spy-glassLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Running Fanfare by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4312-running-fanfareLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Fat Cat - https://www.purple-planet.com/Mouse Trap - https://www.purple-planet.com/

Will had reason to believe he would be good at cross country.... - Funny Stories to Tell in the Dark is a comedy storytelling show produced and hosted by Julie Censullo. Got a funny story to share? Send us (aka: me, Julie) a message on instagram: @funnystoriesinthedark. Production of FSTTITD (great acronym) occurs remotely and in accordance with social distancing guidelines. - Music for this episode: Ferus Cat - Blue Dot Sessions Onward - Podington Bear Royal Banana by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4309-royal-banana License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Thinking Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4522-thinking-music License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ On Tiptoe - https://www.purple-planet.com