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In the riveting conclusion, everything you ever knew about life is altered. More drunken bafoonery. No real clear show direction. Cussing. Sexual Innuendo. Innocent flirting turns into the functioning drunks own version of the dating game. Where no one wins. This and much more on … Color Me Drunk.

Filmed in front of a live studio audience. (a cat) Dennis begins the show the only way he knows how: Forgetting to hit record. After five minutes, he realizes his mistake. The boys restart the show. They talk about AJ’s son’s accident. The Gory Gals attempt to call in. They fail. Hard. The boys go back […]

We’re back! Show starts off with the first “20 minute quickie with Tom” Patreon Jen joins the show. She bought us CIDER! Good shit too. AJ and Jen are mad at me because I lost some scratch off tickets. We talk about stuff. and more stuff. Jen is in her car! I think dreams are […]

Nikki from COLOR ME DEAD joins us. With her appearance, we’ve had the whole podcast on the show. HAVE YOU ??? Whose worse? Charlie Sheen or Louis CK. AJ was to poor for tv. Jen, our only Patreon, is BETTER THAN ALL YOUR PATREONS. I can’t stop coughing. AJ teaches us how to “borrow” a […]

So, I’ve been going through some real life stuff that’s made it difficult to podcast, but we return to your podcast player to bring you more beer stool banter. Warning: If you are on a diet, this convo isn’t for you. We talk about food. A LOT.    

It’s another beer review show. You wanna know which beers we reviewed? LISTEN TO THE FUCKING SHOW.

The Gory Gals of Color Me Dead made a big mistake. They jumped upon the Drunken MotherShip and podcasted with the worst podcast on Itunes. Nearly an hour of witty banter, ass rape jokes and cereal crunching. Enjoy.

The boys return in a big way. Talking about nothing and everything just like you love. AJ has returned from a week on the sea, Dennis had a heart attack, and no one really even noticed that we were gone for a month. THAT AND MUCH MORE!

We hired a producer and he helped us utilize sound from BOTH mics. Now it’s double the bullshit for the same low price. We talked about our social media … we talked about Scully .. we talked about suicide and how that shouldn’t be a thing. We talked about how we all need to strive […]

What a debacle! AJ bought a new mic. We thought it was working. IT WASNT! We played “What’s Dummer” with Ember from Color Me Dead. We drank beer brought to us from a friend. We got really drunk. AJ drank 4Loco and bought a shit ton of stuff. I may have burned McDonald french fries […]