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(0:30) Casey on leveling up your sex game as a parent of teens (5:30) Matthew on marital vetoes (14:30) the Scream franchise/cosmetic surgery, the classic intersection (30:00) Christian Tweets

(0:05) casey on mothers and mother's day (14:00) takes of the week: ja morant, miller lite, wnba pregnancies (29:30) ccm video breakdown: "God is Exalted" by Carman "God is Exalted" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LJhJP8C-DU

(0:30) a full-body orgasm at the classical music concert? (9:00) do we trust fitness instructors who don't sweat? (15:00) the celebs are at it again (30:30) ccm video breakdown: "more to life" by stacie orrico "more to life" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MvzgefsfKE support the show at https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierce

Hey, good thing we recorded a whole episode and totally forgot to talk about Amy Carlin's amazing special music, "Pray For Me," which runs at the end. Other than that, just a basic episode: Casey talks about why she doesn't necessarily want to prolong her life (1:00), and we break down Shonlock's "Something in Your Eyes" (8:00) "Something in Your Eyes" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiUtNcJKQ2I Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierce

(1:30) shoot the shoot (19:00) casey on replies to matthew's tweets (33:00) would you rather (44:30) mad libs

We head to Twitter Spaces to record a live episode touching on intimacy challenges, askew replies to Matthew's tweets, and a CCM Video Breakdown of Steven Curtis Chapman's "Lord of the Dance." Also: Ohio Laura stops by for a surprise cameo! "Lord of the Dance": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuX7pzQRI_k support the show on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierce

(0:30) what are things we enjoy that our spouses don't? (16:00) ccm video breakdown: love addict "Love Addict" by Family Force 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ccNIjWcAnA support the show on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierce

(4:30) talking Christians, weed, and prohibition (23:00) CCM video breakdown: Gather at the River special music by amy carlin: "Still Listening" "Gather at the River" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UYXTggOkxk support the show at: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierce

(0:30) OnlyFans school volunteer lady (13:30) wannabe immortal rich guy (27:30) CCM video breakdown: "The Basics of Life" special music by listener Jessica 4Him "The Basics of Life" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ3fm9nOUkY support the show on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierce

[note: one of our audio files got corrupted on this episode and we were forced to use the backup audio. we blame Twila Paris] (16:00) Christian Tweets (30:00) youth group skits

(8:00) matthew's idea for unruly sports parents (13:00) bucchal fat removal (19:30) grave digging ethics (23:15) matthew's idea for a point break sequel (34:00) casey's real or fake headlines game (54:00) more point break sequel ideas

(5:15) shoot the shoot (22:00) nick adams' tweets (36:30) the christianity today book awards game

(0:10) Casey reads a collection of tweets from people who think Matthew's writing is serious (21:00) drafting the semifinalists for 2022 Christian Tweet of the Year special music: "The 12 Days of Christmas (purity culture version)" by Amy Carlin support the show for as little as $1/month at https://www.patreon.com/MatthewEPierce

(0:15) 0-0 world cup games (5:00) shoot the shoot (we don't know how area codes work) (20:00) fsbt gratitude

(6:00) naming casey's substack (7:00) fsbt update (12:00) God Forbid, the falwell documentary (27:00) grown up christmas lists special music: "If I Stand" by Rich Mullins, performed by Amy Carlin

(1:00) fsbt update (13:00) christian twitter talks about nutting out (19:00) burn takes

(1:00) Casey on linen sheets (17:00) real or fake: Desiring God (29:00) CCM video breakdown: Jesus Freak SPECIAL MUSIC: Amy and Niles Carlin, "The Other Side of Me" DC Talk: Jesus Freak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbB0QrBIs9k

(2:00) shoot the shoot [punching shower curtain rods, etc] (24:00) what are we listening to? (32:00) christian tweets

While the Haases are busy fighting off viruses and hurricanes, Matthew and Kendra do a standalone episode talking about the first 5 seasons of the Netflix show "Cobra Kai." -How old is Kyler, exactly? -Extroverts are slimy -Why does Johnny look so embarrassed when he eats? -Is money real? -Who is the worst character, and why is it Sam? (Spoilers abound)

(1:30) thumbs, etc (don't ask) (9:00) would you rather (19:00) height takes and football (28:00) faith-based movie pitch: BOSOM BUDDIES closing music "Arms of Love" by Amy Grant, performed by Amy Carlin