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Listeners - Welcome to a spoilerific episode of Fullmetal Bazinga. If you are new to the show, this isn't the place to start.  We asked for questions and you delivered! Thank you everyone who sent in questions. This turned into an extra long episode because we're just that extra when it comes to responding to your questions and thanking folks. Thank you all for joining us on this ride. For real, all our listeners have been wonderful and very encouraging. Thank you for your kindness on this adventure. We hope you stick around for the next one, because we will absolutely be making more shows in the future.  Questions covered: What's going to happen now that Big Bang Theory has ended? How did this show happen? Why would you do such a thing to us? What are your real feelings on the Big Bang Theory? Who is Stephan Jenkins? What Easter Eggs are hidden in this show? What tips do you have for listeners who might want to make their own show?  Here is a list of folks we love and to whom we owe a great debt for helping make this show possible: Margot Hartley, for the name of our show Doug Linse, who created our theme and who played The Silent. Hear his music at douglinse.bandcamp.com and find him on twitter @DougLinse Calvin Kasulke, for playing himself (@cjkasulke) Vorn [No Last Name], for playing himself Andy Hanold, for playing Carlton Billingsley (@andrewhanold) V Silverman, for playing Carson DiMaggio (@nikeagxy) Sarah Elliot, for playing Regina Catalina (@lifeafterplans) Andrew Zucosky, for playing Stephan Jenkins (@squidwizard42) Ryan Gorneau, for playing Slim Jim Doritoman Jo Kroger, for playing the voice of GenCorp (@JoKroger) Dalton Deschain, for playing Production Manager Garfield (DaltonDeschain) Ayla Kaluski, for playing Operator Ophelia  Day Clancy, for playing The Crow Lady / Gall-Lee (@dayclancy) Sam Schnorr, for playing Crypt-Key Christian Kelley-Madera, for playing Bill Prady (@Ctmadera) Special Thanks to the other shows who made our finale montage possible. We recommend following all of these shows: The Bazinga Boys (@bazinga_boys) created by Rob (@RobLivingsFilm) Pete (@Petarrgh1) and Vorn, who doesn't exist on the internet apparently Fuzzy Logic (@FuzzyLogicPod) created by V Silverman (@nikeagxy) Andrew Prensky (@wordsgoblin) Ben Stern, and occasionally featuring Ed Rosini Amazon Book Club (@Amznbookclub) created by Austin Hannah (@astnhnnh) Ganesh Sarma (@fusstache) and Shane Burklow (@spiderburger) Debate This! (@DebateThisCast) created by Andrew Henderson (@arhenderson) Kyle Harper (@kharpermusic) Matt Cole (@mc_dj_mc) and Todd Thomas (@tsquare87) Fullmetal Bazinga was created and hosted by Colin DeMatteis (@NilColin) David Flamm (@BonesMcJones) Giovanni Colantonio (@MarioPrime) and Greg Schulz (@giantwerewolf). It was edited by the overwhelmingly powerful David Flamm, without whom this show would've sounded like trash.  Thank you again for listening. Stay tuned for our next exciting adventure. May The Young Sheldon have mercy on us all  

Fullmetal Bazinga is doing a special debrief episode! Send us your questions by tweeting at us (@FMBazinga) or by filling out our google form below. We will stop taking questions sometime in the evening on May 27 2019 (Eastern Time).  CLICK HERE TO SEND US A QUESTION (OR COPY THIS LINK: https://forms.gle/6SVbrNQgoRLCkSKD9) Thank you for listening! As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com 

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What moves beyond the veil, dear listeners? Reunited and with renewed energy, your hosts try to uncover a way to reach Lorre before time runs out. A light in the sky and an unexpected visitor reveal further mysteries.  This week: What is the mind cap? Is Chuck Lorre weakening? What was the unknown light in the sky? Is The Assertive pulling free of Lorre? All these questions and more are discussed in episode 20: The Decision Reverberation Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga.  Thank you to The Silent, Doug Linse, for creating our theme. You can hear all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com 

The gang's all here! Well, mostly... G is gone again. And Dave seems a little off. Greg isn't happy to be here. But, Colin is here. Colin is always here.  This week: Is Chuck Lorre OK? What secrets await beyond the veil? What is it about seven... seven...  seven.  All these questions and more are discussed in episode 19: The Inspiration Deprivation Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga.  Thank you to The Silent, Doug Linse, for creating our theme. You can hear all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com 

We return- Please let us know if you've seen Dave.  18 Episodes of Fullmetal Bazinga.  We changed the password for this feed so no one can hack it again.  If you know who posted that last episode, please contact us.  Thank you.     

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Thursday is here and that means a hearty new episode of The Big Bang Theory, which therefore means another episode of the oft-quoted 'Official Big Bang Podcast' - Fullmetal Bazinga. So cut ties with all the lies that you've been living with, because this week's episode is one you can't miss.  This week: Penny and Bernadette leave town and trust their husbands with caring for two never-seen children. Can Howard care for the kids on his own? Will Penny get scooped by a competing pharmaceutical company? What happens when Sheldon aaapp.pproaches Th□ angry boy̷ ̴a ̴b̴it ̵t̶oo̵ i̴n̸sa̷ne̸ /  ̵icin̷g̴ ̴o̶v̸er̴ ̷a s̵e̷cr̶et̶ ̵p̸a̴i̵n̴ / ̵yo̸u̶ ̶k̵n̴o̸w̵ ̵y̵o̷u̵ ̵d̵o̷n̵'̸t̷ ̷b̷e̵l̶o̴n̶g...    

Welcome, listeners, to a return to form. After last week's... episode... with Greg... we're here to bring you back up to speed with all the latest happenings in The Big Bang Theory, a show for everyone. And we mean, everyone.  This week: A secret celebrity D&D game spurs the gang to investigate how they can join. Can Sheldon live down the embarrassment of vomiting on William Shatner? What clues can be found in "Graph Theory?" Who will win the Oscar for Best Picture this weekend, and how does that connect to The Big Bang Theory? Who is Stephan Jenkins? Is Chuck Lorre OK?  All these questions and more are discussed in episode 16: The D&D Vortex Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga.  As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com Tune in next time for episode seventeen, The Conference Valuation.

... there's a shouting match // sharp as a thumbnail scratch // a silence I  can't  ignore // like the hammock by the // doorway we spent time in,  swings empty // don't see lightning like last fall // when it was always about to  hit me...

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Fullmetal Bazinga: A show for the whole family. Listen to this episode with your kids, your pets, whomever in your house loves the Big Bang Theory.  This week: Will Leonard go through with his plan to help Penny's ex-boyfriend have a baby? Will Bernadette really get into the so-called "Vomit Comet?" Can the Assertive hold it together long enough to resist Chuck Lorre's influence? What's the deal with Greg? Is Chuck Lorre OK?  All these questions and more are discussed in episode 15: The Donation Oscillation. Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga.  As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com Tune in next time for episode sixteen...

Fullmetal Bazinga: The Real Show for Human Beings, returns from PodCon to uncover the fresh secrets and revelations in this week's episode of Big Bang Theory. Thank you to everyone we met in Seattle - we hope you're ready for a true return to form in this episode. This week: How will Howard and Bernadette deal with their intrusive neighbor? Who is this "Andy" and what are his motivations? What mysteries are hidden in the meteorite that Leonard longs to slice open? Does Sheldon truly know any of his friends? How are we to interpret the premonition in this episode? How does The Silent tie into all of this? Is Chuck Lorre OK?  All these questions and more are discussed in episode 14: The Meteorite Manifestation. Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga.  As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com Tune in next time for episode fifteen: The Donation Oscillation  

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COME TALK TO US AT PODCON BOOTH 2 THIS WEEKEND (JAN 19 - 20) Fullmetal Bazinga: The most critically reviewed podcast in all of PodCon is back this week to bring you all the 'Official' Big Bang discussion you could ever need even though PodCon is right around the corner and your hosts are *definitely* packed and ready to get on their flight.  This week: How will Amy and Sheldon react when their theory is suddenly proven to be accurate? Guess Anu and Raj are just on hold this week? Does Bernadette neg Penny into career success? Is Chuck Lorre OK?  All these questions and more are discussed in episode 13: The Confirmation Polarization Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga.  As always, a huge ...thank you to Doug Linse... who has always been here... and will always be here... such a strange name... You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com   

Special announcement: Fullmetal Bazinga will be at podcon in Seattle! (Washington, United States, Earth).  We'll be sharing a booth with our friends over at The Once and Future Nerd for both days of the conference (January 19 and 20) so come on over and talk to us about the Deep Lorre. We'd like to take this moment to say that wherever and whenever you are, we're so happy and grateful for your attention and time as we discuss all things Big Bang related. We know you're out there. We know you're listening. This week: Will Leonard have his chance to have a child? Can Raj and Anu patch things up? How can anyone be sure which show they are actually watching? Is Chuck Lorre OK?  All these questions and more are discussed in episode 12: The Propagation Proposition Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga.  As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com Tune in next time for episode thirteen, The Confirmation Polarization.   

Fullmetal Bazinga: The 'Official' Big Bang Podcast and Real Show For Humans and Other Sentient Beings is BACK for the new year! It's a return to form with a totally normal episode. No more conspiracy theories or quote unquote "deep lorre," just the show as it was meant to be - a critical look at everything Big Bang related. It's a new year, a new age, and practically a new timeline.  This week: Can Sheldon handle sharing his academic glory with Amy? Will Denise ever find a roommate? Is Anu cheating on Raj? Is Chuck Lorre OK?  All these questions and more are discussed in episode 11: The Paintball Scattering Keep up with the show by following us on Twitter: @FMBazinga.  As always, a huge thank you to Doug Linse for creating our intro and outro themes. You can find all his music by going to douglinse.bandcamp.com Tune in next time for episode twelve, The Propagation Proposal.  BONUS SHOW NOTES SPECIAL THANK YOU TO V AND SARAH. BE SURE TO GO CHECK OUT FUZZY LOGIC WHEREVER YOU GET YOUR PODCASTS!

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