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Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast

86 Episodes

41 minutes | 7 hours ago
3/2/21 - "I might be Nostradamus -- I might be Hinge for your soccer teams! Like, I'll be able to match you with the club of your dreams."
The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!BREAKING! BarcaGate tops the headlines this week and the wankers dive in deep on this. Not cool moment of the week: Things took a turn at the US Soccer Annual Meeting Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. FA Cup action. La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: Sacramento MLS expansion might be in doubt. Was it ever ready to take off anyway? Female Intended Play: NWSL flexing their business muscles 💪 Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine (whilst supplies last) ffs. 
72 minutes | 7 days ago
2/23/21 - Couper Gunn (Sports Equality Foundation) x FKWs "We want to show people that not only is it possible to be queer and an athlete, but it's empowering to be both."
The Full Kit Wankers connect athletevia Zoom for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!Feature Guest: Couper Gunn, 20, is a captain of the men’s soccer team at Colby-Sawyer College and will be graduating in 2022 with a major in History and Political Studies and a minor in Education on track for a master’s in Education. He can be reached by email (couper.gunn@my.colby-sawyer.edu) or on Instagram and Tiktok (@cmaxxg). He posted the inaugural TikTok for Sports Equality Foundation, which can be viewed by clicking here.We got some light, and some dark soccer chisme tea this week. From FuboTV lawsuits to indecent charges 😬 Not cool moment of the week: We mourn the loss of Ronaldinho's mother. Miguelina lost her battle with Covid-19Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. FA Cup action. La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: MLS finally hires a Chief Diversity, Equity and Inclusion Officer; MLS joins forces with National Coalition of 100 Black Women for Black History Month forumFemale Intended Play: USWNT are getting the right results in the SheBelieves Cup. But are they performing at their best?Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine (whilst supplies last) ffs. 
66 minutes | 14 days ago
2/16/21 - Stat Sean x FKWs "I got you, I can break this down for you. I play Football Manager"
Andrea took a sub this week. Don't worry, she's not injured or anything. She went on holiday for turning 30. Big year, show her some love! We're joined by 89th minute super-sub, Stat Sean! He's back everyone. Tune in for his expert insight. He plays FM..he knows his shit 👍 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!We kick things off with hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. All the chatter this week is surrounding Messi and Barcelona over the leaked contracts details. All 30 pages out for the world to see. And if you're into Celebrity cribs, check out Beckham's new digs.Not cool moment of the week: Yet again, we touch on social media abuse and racism. This time is hits a breaking point.Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. FA Cup action. La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: MLS transfer window opens soon but we got some premarket signings to talk about. Also have a listen to DeMarcus Beasley speak on the importance of Black History Month. Female Intended Play: Ashlyn Harris and Ali Krieger adopted a baby girl!; Morgan is back in the squad with her baby in tow; Upcoming SheBelievesCup and Olympics; FA WSL Roundup Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine (whilst supplies last) ffs. 
83 minutes | 21 days ago
2/9/21 - Rachel Breton x FKWs "My platform serves a purpose: give back. It goes beyond connecting a pass or scoring a goal on the pitch."
The Full Kit Wankers connect  via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!We are joined by Rachel Breton, retired pro now turned jack-of-all-trades! She offers a refreshing perspective on life as a professional athlete. We chat about her years as pro player, the high's and the low's. Followed by life after you hang up the boots. She is a now media & marketing director, a trainer & coach, videographer/photographer, sport psych, and most recently in sales. She does it all folks. Tune in for her unique perspective  We flow it up with hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. From coronavirus news to good 'ol WAG's twitter banter. we got you 👌 Not cool moment of the week: Police are taking action against racism shared on social media, following the arrest of a 21-year-old accused of posting hate messages Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. FA Cup action. La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: MLS and Players Association ratify new CBA! Someone please read this and explain it to us. We still don't get it other than money talks 😂 Female Intended Play: New sponsor campaigns and cool new initiatives in the pipelineStay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine (whilst supplies last) ffs. 
79 minutes | a month ago
2/2/21 - Jonas Worth (You Can Play Project) x FKWs "making sports spaces safer and more inclusive for the LGBTQ+ community."
The Full Kit Wankers connect  via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!We have an awesome guest for you guys this week: We are joined by Jonas Worth, from the You Can Play Project. You Can Play works to ensure the safety and inclusion for all who participate in sports, including LGBTQ+ athletes, coaches and fans.As per usual, we got hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. January transfer window is closed, and what a snooze it was. All the attention surrounds Messi and his leaked contracts.Not cool moment of the week: Social Media racial abuse towards Reece James, Anthony Martial, Axel Tuanzebe and Marcus Rashford. Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. FA Cup action. La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: MLS CBA discussions are ongoing. Here is an FAQ Female Intended Play: USWNT players in Europe; FA WSL roundup!Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine (whilst supplies last) ffs. 
36 minutes | a month ago
1/26/21 - "Frank Lampard SACKED; Ex-PSG manger, Tuchel, tipped as his successor. Its as if all these top managers are playing a game of "Musical Chairs."
The Full Kit Wankers connect  via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!As per usual, we got hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. Transfer business is bleak but managerial shifts appear not to be. Where will Lampard go next?! 😭 Not cool moment of the week: Another soccer club in Newark gets busted for illegal gatherings (yes, this is the 2nd time) during this pandemic. C'mon now!Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. FA Cup action. La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: MLS releases the 2021 season schedule. Bruh, it is long af 🤦‍♂️ Female Intended Play: Transfer moves both domestic and internationalStay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine (whilst supplies last) ffs. 
34 minutes | a month ago
1/19/21 - "I was deep into FIFA21 on PS5 AND Messi slaps the shit out of someone -- What a weekend it was!!"
The Full Kit Wankers connect  via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!As per usual, we got hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. January transfer window rumor mill is stacking up. Which deals do we want to see go through? Not(?) cool moment of the week: Messi really said "I like ya cut G 👋 " to earn him his first red card in Barca careerAcross the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: Jose Mourinho has good things to say about our youth development. Mad sus 🤔 Female Intended Play: NWSL Draft recap!Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine ffs. 
40 minutes | 2 months ago
1/12/21 - "Coming to you live from a "Kum 'n' Go" gas station with the latest Soccer goss and news!.. Niall, go fetch me my chai latte!"
Happy New Year, everyone! The Full Kit Wankers connect  via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode! Co-host, Andrea, and Sound Engineer, Niall, are on the road again somewhere off Route 80 while Steven sits comfortably at his corporate office. 🚨 New Schedule Announcement: We're going to be putting out episodes on Tuesday this 2021, year of the coup, to give your soccer fix early on in the week!As per usual, we got hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. January transfer window is open. What can we expect?Not cool moment of the week: Covid spikes in Europe, notably England. Should the season come to a halt?Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 roundups!In our own Backyard: The dismantling of our democracy 😬 Female Intended Play: NWSL Draft later this week. 2021 draft comes with new rules and requirements.Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine ffs. PS5 update: Steven secured the bag. Suck on that scalpers!
45 minutes | 2 months ago
12/17/20 - "We're bringing back our Christmas Cute Corner: Soccer Edition. Steven, did you get your PS5??"
The Full Kit Wankers connect  via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!Christmas Cute Corner: Soccer Edition is back? We got hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. Player awards, managers sacked, and more!Not cool moment of the week: Pep ready to throws hands at the 4th official?!Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: MLS post-season (expansion) drafts; Copa Libertadores updatesFemale Intended Play: NWSL had a record breaking season across the board. How do they build off that?Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine ffs. And no, Steven did not secure a PS5 :(
62 minutes | 3 months ago
12/10/20 - Case Jernigan x FKWs "My friend told me my paper cutouts need to be moving. That was the catalyst."
He’s an artist, and we were drawn to his work in animation and lightboxes, specifically regarding soccer. He’s worked with UEFA adidas, Chelsea FC, MLS just to name a few, welcome Case! We talk about his recent collaborative projects, and what makes him a soccer fan. Follow his work @wcjern and @off-footWe follow things up hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. Case joined in on our degeneracy Not cool moment of the week: Racism in PSG v. Istanbul champions league match. Very not cool. Across the pond we got Premier League talk. Andrea is still reeling from the North London Derby victory.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek talk! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: MLS Cup final this weekend. Steven might tune in; Andrea might not.Female Intended Play: USWNT players in Europe (Alex Morgan scored her first goal for Spurs!) and Andrea gives us a recap of the Women in Soccer launch event!Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine ffs :)
40 minutes | 3 months ago
12/04/20 - "Football agents should hire us to do their PR; Pfizer and Moderna for their vaccine PR."
The Full Kit Wankers connect  via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!We got hot soccer chisme tea to keep you warm, baby girls. Managerial goss, market speculation (financial and soccer) and Sergio Ramos' career after soccer is in MMA? Not cool moment of the week: Cavani with a major blunder on social media. A real pendejo.Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: USMNT Stars shine on the Champions League stageFemale Intended Play: USWNT win battle in court but still continue fight for equal pay.Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...wear a mask and get the vaccine ffs. 
53 minutes | 3 months ago
Thanksgiving Special x Emergency Pod! "We got super sad news but an announcement from Andrea to warm your hearts."
The Full Kit Wankers connect  via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!The passing of Diego Maradona shook the soccer world this week. We lost an icon all too human. Steven is super bummed about it like the rest, but Andrea and Niall have some major news that will bring you joy. And of course we got hot soccer chisme tea to warm you up. Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: MLS doing wacky things in the playoffs Female Intended Play: Rapinoe has a new book out and it is spicy!Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs. 
37 minutes | 4 months ago
11/11/20 - "Did you go Ctrl+C - Ctrl+V cuz that's what this episode is looking like to me.."
The Full Kit Wankers connect  via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!Better late than never, amirite?! We're fully recovered from all the highs and lows of election anxiety. America, fuck yeah. Anyway, hot soccer chisme feels like a rerun episode from 2019. Doesn't look like much happened in the one week we were gone 🤷‍♂️. You decide!Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/ and bottom of the barrel Ligue 1.In our own Backyard: USMNT back in action; Philly awarded a Captain America shield; MLS postseason. Female Intended Play: FA WSL recap; our USWNT ladies in Europe; upcoming panels and webinars. make sure to listen all the way to get the deets on how to join!Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs :)
35 minutes | 4 months ago
10/28/20 - "This is an ASMR episode of Andrea having her morning breakfast cereal, and soccer smack talk. Enjoy!"
The Full Kit Wankers connect  via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!Seasonal depression is stacking on top of our regular depression and we got just the remedy for that: hot soccer chisme tea to warm you up. Across the pond we got Premier League talk.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League midweek! La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: Summer transfer window is closing this week. Should USMNT players in MLS seek a loan (or transfer) abroad?Female Intended Play: Euro Qualifiers and latest transfers. Austria becomes first European country with a women's blind team.Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs. Oh, and to our American listeners, make sure to vote! :)
43 minutes | 4 months ago
10/21/20 - "Soccer was so bad for me this week, I had to log off my twitter -- I'd rather look at Political Twitter. That is a new low for you, Andrea."
The Full Kit Wankers connect  via Skype for another socially distant weekly episode!We resume our regularly scheduled club soccer programming (International break is still dumb, except for World Cup qualifiers. You heard it here first). We kick things off with that hot chisme to wake up your soft palate. Premier League hit us early af this past Saturday with the Merseyside Derby, that ended in a 2-2 draw and an ACL injury. Tottenham lived up to their "Spursy" nickname. Andrea still hasn't recovered. We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. Champions League is also back! first rounds of matches in the group stage. La Liga/Bundesliga/Serie A/Ligue 1 all to boot. In our own Backyard: There are like way too many MLS games every 3-5 days it's already old news; so we hit you with the latest ones. Which probably won't matter by the time you hear this haha. NWSL Fall Series comes to an end, and FA Women's Super League talk from the weekend. Heath and Press each get their first goal of the season! New and announcement from over the weekend; New football reality show ‘Ultimate Goal’ out to discover talent in women’s game?Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs. Oh, and to our American listeners, make sure to vote! :)
35 minutes | 5 months ago
10/14/20 - "CR7 got that Rona -- uh, yeah -- if Trump can survive it in 3 days he'll probably be running half marathons during his treatments. Rona is no match for his white blood cells."
Co-host Andrea and Sound Engineer Niall are back home! We connect via Skype for a socially distant, full collab!We're coming at ya with a mini-sode this week because of International break (it's dumb except for South American World Cup Qualifiers). First and foremost, we hit you with the hot goss. That never takes a break. Some big news out of England with some radical league reform. CR7 got that rona and more...In our own backyard: MLS results from the weekend; Crazy scheduling conflicts amongst clubs and national teams due to Covid. MLS Reserve League again?!NWSL Fall Series and FA Women's Super League talk from the weekend. New and announcement from over the weekend.Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs. Oh, and to our American listeners, register to vote! :)
64 minutes | 5 months ago
10/07/20 - "This past weekend was BANANAS -- most bizarre thing I've ever seen -- but was a lot of fun!"
Co-host Andrea and Sound Engineer Niall are back home! We connect via Skype for a socially distant, full collab!The transfer market is closed and we had some last minute deals (and no deals) to talk smack about.  We talk about the last ditch bids from big clubs, while some others are still developing. oh and yet again, and more and more positive covid cases amongst staff and players. We close it things out with the "Not so cool" moment of the week, split in two this week: a "not so serious" one and a "very serious" one. That's the best we came up with Premier League had one if its most bizarre weekend in recent memory; Really though, Serie A is an attacking league now? We had some high scoring games again; We saw what looks to be a back to normal Messi. Coutinho scored for Barca, lol; Big results from Bundesliga over the weekend; Choc des Olympiques between Lyon and Marseille ended in a 1-1 draw.In our own backyard: MLS results from the weekend; Crazy scheduling conflicts amongst clubs and national teams due to Covid. NWSL Fall Series and FA Women's Super League talk from the weekend. USWNT start finally make their debuts in EnglandStay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs. Oh, and to our American listeners, register to vote! :)
51 minutes | 5 months ago
09/30/20 - "I think the plasma in Zlatan's blood might be the Covid vaccine -- HE is the vaccine -- Holy shit, that might be it...anointed by God."
Co-host Andrea and Sound Engineer Niall are back home! Which means the last of the "Steven Episodes" before a full socially distant collab.Deadline day for transfers is nearing closer and closer. We talk about the last ditch bids from big clubs, while some others are still developing. oh, and more and more positive covid cases amongst players. We close it things out with the "Not so cool" moment of the week: Handball rule. Premier League was marred with a slew of penalty calls over the weekend; Serie A is an attacking league now?; La Liga put up some big results, notably 6-1 win for Atletico Madrid with a brace for Luis Suarez in his debut; Bayern finally lost in Bundesliga; Ligue 1 is still a dub to be honest.In our own backyard: MLS results from the weekend; Some big news from Jozy Altidore.  Steven continues to chimes the NISA Fall Championship for you hipsters out there. Brief talk of Copa Libertadores.NWSL Fall Series and FA Women's Super League talk from the weekend.Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs :) 
46 minutes | 5 months ago
09/23/20 - "Last week's episode was received with a lot of aplomb -- it was. Also this is Season 3, episode 1 of the pod because reasons."
Co-host Andrea and Sound Engineer Niall are back on the road on their voyage back to the Big Apple. Steve connect via Skype to kickoff season 3 of the pod.We dive headfirst into the steaming pile transfer rumors this month. We're nearing the end of the Summer transfer window and have seen some obvious deals take place (#BaleIsBack), while some others are still developing. And we close it things out with the "Not so cool" moment of the week: Leyton Orient with 18 positive COVID results. Yikes.Premier league delivered exciting matches over the weekend. La Liga and Ligue 1 are a dub thus far. Bundesliga gave us a 8-0 thriller from the goal machine, Bayern Munich.MLS released their schedule for the remainder Fall season. Logistics are all over the place from broadcasters to "home field" advantage. Steven continues to chimes the NISA Fall Championship for you hipsters out there. Brief talk of Copa Libertadores.NWSL Fall Series and FA Women's Super League talk from the weekend. Also, Euro Women qualification. Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs :) 
48 minutes | 5 months ago
09/16/20 - "It's hard to put up content every week. Especially when you're Summer vibing in a pandemic. But here we are!"
Premier league is back baby and so are we! So is La Liga and Ligue 1 if you're into that. Not to mention Bundesliga and Serie A on deck this coming weekend.We dive headfirst into the steaming pile transfer rumors this month. We got some wild ones that may or may not happen. Decide for yourself. And we close it things out with the "Not so cool" moment of the week: PSG-Marseille brawl! 5 red cards, fam.Week one of the premier league is in the books. Some spicy results, notably a 4-3 thriller at Anfield. And some lackluster one's like Spurs 0-1 Everton. We touch on La Liga and Ligue 1 from over the weekend to round out Top 5 in Europe.Back home we have some news on US internationals, New clubs emerging, established clubs elevating their profile. Did you know MLS is not 10-11 games in? Neither did we. Steven chimes in on NISA Fall season for you hipsters out there.Keep an eye on the FA Women's Super League this season. Stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em!...and wear a mask ffs :) 
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