48 minutes | Feb 9th 2021

How To Order 69,420 Calories

How To Order Calories at Ruby's Diner First and foremost you will need a big appetite, money in the bank, and plenty of time to eat. Also having a Ruby's Diner near you is helpful. The magic number of 69,420 calories in one order comes from a special combination of 73 menu items. You'll need to average about 3 of each breakfast, and double of most sandwiches and entrees. Just one of each of the salads, since they don't really add much besides more chewing. If you have someone cut up the salads with scissors to do some pre-chewing for you, then it might be worth; however, deviating from this list could mess up the math. Food ItemCalorie CountNumber of ItemCaloriesSeafood Combo156823136Shrimp and Chips154300Chicken Tenders Dinner120511361Fish and Chips13611855Classic Ruby Burger with Cheese8551855Guacamole Burger91121822RubyMelt75321506Mushroom Swiss Burger94021880Super Burger99921998The Hickory Burger124222484Bacon Cheeseburger92321846The Cobb Burger115222304Impossible Burger87821756RubyRings117744708Frings76043040Crispy Green Beans131045240Fries Basket52042080Chicken Tenders133445336Chicken Caesar Salad6601660Cobb Salad5401540Simple Salad1001100Fresh Roast Turkey Breast82821656Deluxe B-L-T-A103822076RubyClub9511951Albacore Melt72421448Ruby's Buttermilk Hot Cakes Combo72032160Ruby's French Toast Combo93032790Ruby's Original Malted Walffe Combo86032580ABC Omelette132033960Two Egg Breakfast with Bacon50731521Corned Beef Hash & Eggs102533075Garden Scramble92443696Totals7369420Counting Calories On YouTube Enjoy a condensed version of the hunt for specific calories at Ruby's Diner. The YouTube cut of this episode fast forwards through most of the balanced menus, and focuses on the search for 69,420 calories. Please give it a like and comment if you enjoy the YouTube video. Brian Durkin is on Twitter and Instagram. Full Belly Laughs is on Twitter, Instagram, and Pinterest. Merch available at gachiGASM.com. Watch the podcast live on Twitch. Support the podcast with a one-time or recurring donation. This episode was originally published on Full Belly Laughs at https://fullbellylaughs.com/podcast/rubys-diner-counting-calories.
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