39 minutes | Jan 12, 2019
2018: thank u next
Goodbye 2018 hello 2019. Coming at you live Welcome back to another Fruit Cocktales. This is episode 8 after a long awaited hiatus, Jake and Bailey were rested enough from the holiday madness that they are back to give you some fresh content. This week we go over a news article from LGBTQ Nation Magazine about the top 12 articles of the year. Join us as we venture into yet another week of gay drunk shenanigans, and please! send your stories!! We want to hear from you. If you use the anchor app you can record voice messages to directly to our next episode and you could be featured on the podcast! Rate us on iTunes, and subscribe to our channel from whatever podcast hosting website you use! Stay fruity, you fruits. We will see you next Fruit Friday. BYEE
35 minutes | Dec 14, 2018
Welcome back to another week of fruity nonsense from your two favorite podcast hosts. This week, Jake updates us all on the French boy fiasco, and helps explain the Paris protests caused by capitalist scum Emmanuel Macron. They talk about Beto cutting up his steak and sensually licking that knife, oof. Bailey talks about a back in the day closeted hookup in the fraternity house, and both navigate the concept that Greek life is non accepting of trans & non-binary folk.
44 minutes | Dec 7, 2018
WE LOVE FRANZIA
Check in to this new episode of FRUIT COCKTALES!! We discuss our love for Franzia, the only true gay icon in the boxed wine industry. #bottomsforfranzia & with your help we can get a sponsorship from Franzia! go tell Franzia on social media how great fruit Cocktales is then maybe we can get even more wine drunk for the world to hear. We touch on the fact that Guy Fieri is a great person, who should come join us on the pod! We also discuss the death of Tumblr and what that means to us, getting denied from bars, and the popular new DICHOTOMY test that everyone is sharing on social media. Join as we venture into yet another week of gay drunk shenanigans, and please! send! your! stories!! We want to hear from you!!!! Like, share, follow, subscribe, and rate us on your podcast streaming site. Jake and Bailey appreciate everything the listeners have given us thus far and we want to share with the world our unadulterated opinions that no one wants to hear. Stay fruity, you fruits. We will see you next Fruit Friday!!! BYEEEEE
46 minutes | Nov 23, 2018
College swinging a** couple, the f**k
Were back again, fruits! Twice in a week, look at us go. We hope everyone had a goods thanksgiving as we are getting ready for the crazy holiday season. So here's our black friday present to you. Two episodes! and short and sweet like you want them. Buckle up because this episode includes a hilarious story from a listener. Then Jake and Bailey talk about when they came out of the closet to their friends and family. Tune in, we've been taking all of your suggestions and we appreciate all the feedback. Keep listening and don't forget to subscribe and rate us on iTunes!
27 minutes | Nov 22, 2018
Welcome back to Fruit Cocktales. I know you're asking... "but Jake & Bailey, it's Thursday not Friday, why are you releasing an episode on THURSDAY?" Well we wanted to give a huge thanks to all our our supporters who have stuck it out since the beginning one month ago, but also the people who are just now discovering this beautiful train wreck. Jake and Bailey are talking about some gay history on Native Americans and how they would look at homosexuality as an honorable thing, not something that is sinful. Tune in for a special Thursday bonus episode. Remember to tune in tomorrow as well, because your lucky self gets two episodes in one week! How's that for some thanksgiving turkey babbbyyyy. As always remember to submit your stories to us, anything funny, sad, or just outrageous. Follow us on your podcast streaming site, and throw us a rating, we want to hear your opinion, you sweet fruits.
45 minutes | Nov 16, 2018
Have You Had An Ex Endorse Your D*CK On LinkedIn
On this weeks episode of Fruit Cocktales, follow along with Jake & Bailey as they try out something new... fast and loose, the episode that is. Both hosts get a few topics they get to discuss. Its fast and its loose. Jake & Bailey discuss covering up hate speech graffiti with sunshine & rainbows. Stacey Abrams and how Kemp is F*cking the election with his secretary of state power. Using witchcraft to conjure money? Ex boyfriends trying to get into your pants through the social media outlet, LinkedIn. Guy Fieri tried to get down in Jakes pants but a Frenchman cock-blocked with his.... cock. This weeks episode is extra funny, extra fast, and extra loose, just as you guys wanted it to be. Thank you for all the feedback and don't forget to follow us on instagram & facebook @FCTPodcast. Send us an email with questions or stories @ FCTPodacst@gmail.com
70 minutes | Nov 6, 2018
Don't Deny My D**K, Don't Deny My Vote
Join Jake & Bailey for another episode of Fruit Cocktales. This week we discuss the 2018 Midterm Elections. Get ready to hear about the trends of millennial voting, horror stories from sleeping with a republican twink, our love for Ruth Bader Ginsberg, & Brett Kavanaugh's drunken mess of a life. We want to thank everyone for all the support and love we have received, the response has been overwhelming & we are so grateful for everyone who is listening. We put a lot of work, time, and alcohol into these episodes and to hear all the wonderful things listeners are saying makes us feel so happy & appreciative. Make sure to rate us on iTunes & subscribe to our feed on iTunes, Spotify & Anchor so you'll never miss a fruity story.