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Friends with Benefactors (2.0) – Ep. 35 – Explosive Expose: The McDouble Conspiracy https://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Fwb2-0Ep35.mp3 In this episode the friends are back from hiatus with an explosive expose on the McDonald’s McDouble. Will they get to the bottom of this McTrouble? They also discuss a lot of other hilarious stuff like bad web comics, politics and dementia. Don’t sleep on it!

Friends with Benefactors (2.0) – Ep. 34 – The Santa Clause http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/fwb-2_0-Ep34.mp3 The friends are back and recording in quarantine. In this episode the friends discuss The Santa Clause (because they can’t stop talking about Christmas), life in the time of Covid, Overwatch fart porn, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Victory – Sour Monkey – 9.5% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors (2.0) Ep. 33 – Cap’n Crunch’s Syphilitic Wig https://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/fwb2-0_ep33.mp3 Oh, boy. We’ve been gone for so long, you’d think we’d have a good episode to return on. In this episode the friends discuss a lot of things, make a lot of tangents, and you guessed it, it includes Cap’n Crunch’s syphilitic powdered wig. This week’s Beer Reviews is a cider – Citizen Cider – For Shore Goze Style Cider – 6.0% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors (2.0) Ep. 32 – Christmas Unplugged (A Very Schiavo Christmas) http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/fwt2-0_32.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss the Wilson sisters, their Thanksgivings, Terri Schiavo, and FAN SUBMITTED TOPICS!!!! (and much more) This week’s Beer Reviews is Southern Tier Brewing – Creme Brulee Nitro Stout – 10% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors (2.0) Ep. 31 – Ok, Christmas Creep http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/ChristmasCreep.mp3 The friends are back from a brief break involving illness and business trips, but here they are with their latest Thanksgiving Special! The friends discuss Thanksgiving, Christmas creep and Christmas Creep, okaying boomers, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Third Street Brewery – Sugar Shack Maple Stout – 6.5% ABV.  

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 30 – Uhhh Boneless Sandwich http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Fwb-2_0-Ep30.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss uhhh boneless pizza, uncrustables, 10 ft. sugargliders, and not much more. It’s mostly uncrustables.

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 29 – Crystals http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/fwb-2_0-Ep29.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss Matt’s foggy glasses, crystals (JO and otherwise), syrup, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Southern Tier Brewing Company – Cold Press Coffee Pumpking Imperial Pumpkin Ale – 8.6% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 28 – Rigor Mortis Has Set In http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/fwb2-0_ep28.mp3 In this sPoOkY episode, the friends discuss spooky scary skelingtons, sassectomies, the riddle “how far can you saw into someone’s leg?”, bone saws, stealing bone marrow, dummy thicc mashed potatoes, Puzzle Pirates, Tetris Effect,  saying “deceased”, homemade hot sauce, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is  Oktoberfest Marzen Style – Connecticut Valley Brewing Company – 5.8% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 27 – Electro-Peely http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/fwb2-0_ep27.mp3 We’re late again! In this podcast the friends discuss electronic peely plastic, printed-out URLs, video game nostalgia, embarrassing moments, discount tattoos,  The Hooburrito and other band endorsed Denny’s meals, and much more.

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 26 – Back in the Saddle http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/fwb_2-0_26.mp3 The friends are back in the saddle again. After a lengthy hiatus, the friends return to discuss BEING A WIZARD AND SHITTING AND PISSING ALL OVER THE PLACE, fan fiction, YTMND and its proto-memes, the McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish song, the Bacon Brothers, old MTV, and so much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Nod Hill Brewery – Tiny Yes – Pale Ale – 4.8ABV%.

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 25 – Texas Cowboy Steakhouse http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/fwb2_0-25.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss Mariah Carey’s Christmas special, their favorite gifts, New Year’s resolutions & affectations, seeing Cupcakke live, Texas Cowboy Steakhouse margaritas, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Ommegang Brewery –  King In The North – Russian Imperial Stout – 11% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors (Classic) – Ep. 13 – 46 Spins http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Friends-With-Benefactors-46-Spins.mp3 In this episode the friends return from the past, taste test soylent, and discuss, the palpable irony of the Gawker lawsuit, Mount Everest vegans, Saddam Hussein knitting ads, meatspin, the search engine Jesus would use, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Founder’s Brewing Company – ReDANKulous – 2015 Imperial Red IPA – 9.5 ABV.

Friends with Benefactors (Classic) – Ep. 12 – Talk Primordial Soup http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Friends-With-Benefactors-Talk-Primordial-Soup.mp3 In this episode the friends travel back in time and discuss penis transplants, g.fast, universal translator, talkin’ to angels, congressional porn, people falling down chutes, train strangers, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Kent Falls Brewing Company – This Isn’t Even My Final Form  – Brett IPA – 6.0% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 24 – Audio Atrocity http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/fwb_2-0_24.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss Nielson surveys, ad blockers, bad customer service, food apps, pirate birthday celebrations, Becca’s new mom, favorite Christmas songs, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Samuel Smith Old Brewery – 2018/2019 Winter Welcome Ale – 6.0% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors (2.0) – Ep. 23 – Holiday Shopping http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/fwb2-0_Ep-23.mp3 *Disclaimer* This episode was supposed to be episode 22, but got mixed up with 23, now it’s 23. Sorry for the delay, Melissa! In this episode the friends discuss sexy translators, broken Xboxes, Christmas wishlists, Advent calendars, Slang Dangin’, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Thomas Hooker Brewery – Reindeer Slayer – 8.5% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors (2.0) – Ep. 22 – Grinch Dick http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/FWB2-0_ep22.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss the Grinch’s dick (a lot), being a weirdo driver, Jack Skelington’s dick,  ogre cum, strange compliments, peeking neighbors, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Collective Arts -Berliner Style Lime & Ginger Ale -4.4% ABV.

Friends with Benfactors (Classic) – Ep. 11 – Handshoes and Horsegrenades http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Friends-With-Benefactors-Handshoes-and-Horsegrenades.mp3 In this episodes the friends discuss Budweiser renaming itself as “America”, Harry Potter’s penis, Game of Thrones, Virtual Reality, Reese’s, old candy,  and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Lagunita’s – Lagunita’s Sucks – 7.85%.

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 21 – Urethral Rifling http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/fwb_2-0_ep21.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss the sound of a boxed wine squirting, urethral rifling, winter driving, New England accents, Vampire’s Kiss, Mariah Carey, reality TV, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Radiant Pig Craft Beers – TV Party – New England Pale Ale – 7.6% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 20 – Squeeaster http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/fwb_2-0_ep20.mp3 In this episode the friends celebrate Squeeaster, talk Red Dead Redemption II, zaddies, Cheez-Its photo box, the effects of different drinks, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is – Pipeworks Brewing Company – Very Berry Abduction – Imperial Stout – 10.5%.

Friends with Benefactors (Classic) – Ep. 10 – Adult Kiddie Litter http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Friends-With-Benefactors-Adult-Kiddie-Litter.mp3 In this episode the friends celebrate Mother’s day, and discuss what’s bugging them, American Girl Dolls, Abilify, Donald Trump’s VP choice, precocious children, transgenders in bathrooms, Talk Sex with Sue, lady Ghostbusters and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Two Roads – Conntucky Lightnin’ Bourbon Ale – 8.5% ABV.