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In the last episode of a 3 part series, Julia and Chloe go through their own deep healing journeys. They discuss the deep layers of trauma that they hold onto and how aspects of spirituality have helped them work through it. The girls open up and get vulnerable leaving it all out on the table, ranging from trauma linked to high school, past relationships, and society as a whole. Get your drink and let's all cry together!!! ***Drinking Word: Deep and Healing***

Magic, spells, witchcraft, and occult practices...get your wands at the ready for this SPOOKY episode!! Julia and Chloe have the honor of interviewing a real-life witch and she shares her tips on how to practice magic ranging from protective spells to spells you can send to anyone or anywhere in the world. She dives into how to utilize the four elements in your practice and Julia and Chloe determine whether they are modern witches themselves. Julia pulls some cards for both Chloe and their special guest and does some live channeling... you don't want to miss this! Grab your spooky drink and let's get witchy! ***Drinking Word: Magic and Spells***

JULIA AND CHLOE ARE BACK & better than ever!! It's been too long!! They are kicking off the first of three episodes in their spirituality series with a beautiful episode focused on Reiki! What is Reiki, how do you become reiki certified, and does it really heal?? They are joined by the fabulous artist Gregory Dillon who opens up on how Reiki has helped him grow and gain a deeper understanding of his own spiritual practice. They also dive into tarot and oracle cards, how to heal from past relationships, and Gregory pulls a card for each Julia and Chloe! Grab your drink and let's get spooky !! ***Drinking Word: Energy*** https://open.spotify.com/artist/2Tn88QCFtNhPRnqzwYtrP1?si=so7yci64SHqiBmwIWp9bcg 

Holy Sh** We made it people!!! We have reached the ever anticipated finale of Matt James' unprecedented season of the bachelor. Julia and Chloe get into the epic finale and how they feel about the winner of this season. But most importantly they discuss the conversations had during the After the Final ROse and how their hearts go out to Matt James. They hope he's doing okay...grab your martini and get ready to breakdown the finale of the bachelor!!! ***Drinking Word: Matt (we love you man)***

Finally, we have made it to the sexiest episode of the season...it’s fantasy suites bebe!!! Julia and Chloe are so excited to finally analyze love instead of drama!! They discuss how they would act during fantasy suites, when they think Matt fell in love, and who reminded them of Victoria F....... Grab your glass and let’s get into it! ***Drinking Word: night***

We're tired. We're tired of all the drama and toxicity happening in bachelor nation. We're tired of seeing He Who Must Not Be Named. We're tired of boring episodes. However, we do these recaps for all of you and we love you!! In this episode, we dive deep into what's happening with various bachelor contestants and we go over the weirdest women tell all ever. We get drunk bc that's the only way we can get through this!! Come drink with us as we rant about racism and accountability! Party! ***Drinking Word: No drinking word this episode-instead drink whenever the f*k you need to drink***

IT'S HOMETOWNS BABY!! Covid edition! Julia & Chloe discuss each contestant's "hometown" and analyze the final women's gameplay. Now that the drama is gone we realize we know nothing about the women and even the bachelor himself! They also go over all the tea in bachelor nation and discuss their top choice for the host of After the Final Rose. Grab your glass and come judge with us! ***Drinking word(s): Falling/love***

WOW BACHELOR NATION WOW. Julia & Chloe begin this recap episode by going over all the drama that has occurred in the past week...the girls analyze he who must not be named interview with the beautiful Rachel Lindsay and discuss how we can hold people accountable. They also go over the rise of racism against Asian Americans and how the Bachelor plays a key role in all of this. We then dive deep into the elimination of what feels like 20 women. Grab your drink and let's get into the weirdest episode yet!! ***Drinking word: He who must not be named***

***In light of Chris Harrison's recent interview with Rachel Lindsay we have decided to remove "Chirs Harrison" as our drinking word. Please disregard that part of the episode. Instead, the new drinking word is Katie. Let's drink to Katie!*** Our first 2 on 1 date, Heather Martin coming back for "love", and a queen departing the game...Julia and Chloe have SOO much to say about the antics that occurred in this episode!! Who is the real arsonist? Why was Heather driving a mini van? Does Chris Harrison have a secret acting coach?? It's time to get your drank on and listen to this week's recap of the bachelor!! ***Drinking Word: Katie***

WE ARE HALFWAY DONE WITH MATT JAMES’ season!! Julia and Chloe recap this, once again, drama filled episode as the drama escalates even more while some jesters are FINALLY sent home. With two one-on-ones and a group date, a lot of tea is spilled and lotz of sparks fly. Make yourself a mango daiquiri and get it on this DRAMA. ***Drinking word(s): Mj & Lit-er-a-lly***

The girls recap episode four of Matt James’ szn and conclude that they don’t like anyone except for the real queen Katie. They get into some bachelor drama and then analyze the shaming of sex work...hear them rant for an hour and a half!! Pour yourself a glass and let’s get into the most degrading show on television ***Drinking word: Like***

Chloe and Julia are READY 2 break down this incredible episode of the bachelor. The drama we have been waiting for has come...Sarah Trott's demise...Matt James left heartbroken...and 30 women losing their minds over time. The girls spill their honest thoughts on the sh*t that went down in Nemacolin. Were the women being bullies? Was this Sarah's ultimate plan? Who is now the leading lady? The girls also introduce a new segment...FMK Bachelor addition! Grab your glass and play with us!!    ***Drinking Word: Sarah***

Julia and Chloe are BACK to recap the second episode of Matt James’ season!! They go over the first shower scene of Matt, Queen Victoria’s demise, and the first dates of the season!! Where do they stand on the Queen versus Marylynn feud? How do we feel about the first one on one? Is Chris Harrison jealous of the ladies? Is Franco the worst photographer ever? Oh, and the girls reveal they have two more connections to the bachelor contestants...Grab a glass and relax because the girls have A LOT of opinions on this week’s episode   ***Drinking word: Queen***

FIRST BACHELOR RECAP EPISODE!!! Julia and Chloe are so excited to dive deep into the first episode of Matt James’ Season. The girls reveal their personal connections to a couple of the contestants and get into their first impressions of the ladies. Did we like vibrator girl? What were our thoughts on the queen? Do we miss Pilot Pete? Grab your drink and play along with us as we cheers to the first black bachelor!!   ***Drinking Word: Matt***

In the third and final episode of their astrology series (thank god) Julia and Chloe enter uncharted territory….a roast based entirely off of their zodiac charts!!! They go through each planet/position and by the end of the episode we’ll see who is truly the most sensitive being!! The girls also explain what each planet represents and describes how house placements can really affect a person’s overall chart. They also touch the surface on insecurities they have and how they are trying to work through them. Buckle up because this ones a long one!!! ***Drinking Word: Placements***

In the second part of the astrology series Julia and Chloe play a lil game called FUCK MARRY KILL...welcome back to your high school math class!!! The girls dive deep into compatibility for each sign, who they should fuck, marry, or kill…are you a Scorpio dating an Aquarius…better sit down and pour yourself a glass because the girls are gonna get into why that just won’t work hunny. Julia and Chloe also reminisce about their high school days, explaining their true thoughts on each other and how they went from enemies to frenemies to best friends. Come play along with us, we know you wanna sip the tea!!! ***Drinking Word: F*ck***

In the first episode Julia and Chloe explain the premise of their podcast and drink a lot because theye're nervous!! Once they've settled down they begin discussing their love/hate relationships with each zodaic sign and why astrology should rule the world. Pull up a chair, pour yourself a glass, and join them as they dive deep into the world of astrology. ***Drinking Word: Gemini***