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Ordi the Piss Warrior Free Range Pumpkins in Space: Episode 32 Ordi the Piss Warrior While waiting for the attackers to arrive, the crew makes their way to the target building. Shenanigans ensue when Jet's patrol area meets a chain-slinging, wheelie-riding Obix, Natashka's brute force and Emon's threats with pamphlets. Ordi commits a war crime in disappointed boredom and Vivian does her own brand of threats. Chaos reigns supreme.   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Join our discord: discord.gg/X8YE44c   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Nok Gnok, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

Come on and Slam, and Welcome to the Giant Monsters Who's Going to Drive the Robot? Free Range Pumpkins in Space: Episode 29 Who's Going to Drive the Robot? Like Excalibur, this Robot was a harbinger of Destiny. Like usual, this falls into complete and utter chaos when met with the crew...   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Join our discord: discord.gg/X8YE44c   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Nok Gnok, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

Special PG Episode Free Range Pumpkins in Space: Episode 27 Special PG Episode There were children in the store and the crew was tasked with staying "PG" And who's Pfred???   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Join our discord: discord.gg/X8YE44c   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Nok Gnok, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

Special Episode: The Gang Goes to Waffle House Free Range Pumpkins in Space: Special Episode 2 Special Episode: The Gang Goes to Waffle House You've heard them all talk about going to Waffle House together... well, they finally did it! Listen in as Vivian tries to order her usual breakfast... avocado toast at Waffle House?????   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Join our discord: discord.gg/X8YE44c   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Nok Gnok, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

Come on and Slam, and Welcome to the Giant Monsters Free Range Pumpkins in Space: Episode 26 Come on and Slam, and Welcome to the Giant Monsters Oh my goodness!  Those monsters are HUGE!!   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Join our discord: discord.gg/X8YE44c   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Nok Gnok, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

Birds Do It, Bees Do It, Monsters.... Free Range Pumpkins in Space: Episode 25 Birds Do It, Bees Do It, Monsters.... How do space dinosaurs procreate?  Who is Connect?  Why hasn't Vivian ever been to Waffle House?   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Join our discord: discord.gg/X8YE44c   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Connect, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Nok Gnok, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

Dawn of the Revolution Free Range Pumpkins in Space: Episode 24 Dawn of the Revolution Upon arriving at Akaton our intrepid travelers notice a change... a disturbance in the force, as it were.  Will Vahal receive them or send them away?  Will they immediately be thrown into prison?  What on earth is going on????   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Join our discord: discord.gg/X8YE44c   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Nok Gnok, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

Getting a Plan Free Range Pumpkins in Space: Episode 23 Getting a Plan Oz should know better by now.  Really, he should.  The crew was tasked with formulating a plan.   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Join our discord: discord.gg/X8YE44c   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Nok Gnok, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

Activate the Dildo, and Shoot! Free Range Pumpkins in Space: Episode 22 Activate the Dildo, and Shoot! The crew has made it onto the Councilman's ship but now they have to convince him to help them.  Is this even possible????   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Join our discord: discord.gg/X8YE44c   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Nok Gnok, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

Free Range Pumpkins in Space: Episode 21 Ship Penetration, with Hardness Narrowly hanging on to each other, the crew grapples with the struggles of big frames and small doors as they each make their attempts to be useful in ways they've never done before. While they originally thought they were here to make enemies, they soon find out their true goal aboard the ship, to take all the mag-boots and feed them to their newly found friend.   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Join our discord: discord.gg/X8YE44c   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Nok Gnok, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

Free Range Pumpkins in Space: Episode 20 Another Day, Another Doozy While they travel rapidly through space, the crew of the Free Range Vag Box 69 gets into the prank war of the ages, devolving to their usual sexy antics to pass the time. What they aren't ready for is what awaits them on the counselor's ship when they finally decide if he's supposed to be their enemy or their friend. ps - don't let Rick remember the important messages of a friend's last words   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Join our discord: discord.gg/X8YE44c   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Nok Gnok, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

Who’s There? Nok Gnok is…   Free Range Pumpkins in Space, Episode 19 As the crew of the Free Range Vag Box 69 hurtled through the drift a strange knocking interrupted the unnaturally quiet days of travel. Their new visitor came in an unusual size and loaded with more weapons than the crew might be ready for. Will they be prepared for what awaits them? Will their guest be ready for what he’s getting himself into? Find out on this episode of, Free Range Pumpkins in Space!   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Join our discord: discord.gg/X8YE44c   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Nok Gnok, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

The Children Were Left Alone... Again What do you do when your GM’s wife is having a baby?   Free Range Pumpkins in Space, Episode 18 Oz and his wife, The Presence, were at the hospital eagerly awaiting the birth of their first child.  The crew of the Free Range Vag Box 69 wasn’t going to just sit around and do nothing… or were they? This episode is being uploaded on Father’s Day 2019 in honor of the new dad, Oz and his beautiful new daughter!  CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Nok Gnok, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

How Not to Die?   Free Range Pumpkins in Space, Episode 17 Veshka has been killed.  Rick is badly wounded. Our heroes are now wanted for the murders of Ed and the girls.  How will they get to their ship to escape?  Is there anyone they can trust to help them?   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

It's Just Emotional Damage   Free Range Pumpkins in Space, Episode 16 The reign of the underlord has come to an end... or has it????   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

The Plans of Mice and Men... or... They May Be Ducks   Free Range Pumpkins in Space, Episode 15 Alright, so we’re back on track.  It’s time to make Veshka pay for what he’s done to the girls… but where is he????   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

This is What Happens When Children are Left Alone   Free Range Pumpkins in Space, Episode 14  Oz told us he was going to be late.  He told us we had six days in space to account for.  We were just supposed to go on as if he was there and role play what we were doing in space for the six days.  Silly Oz… that’s not what happened at all.   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

Junkyard Brawl   Free Range Pumpkins in Space, Episode 13   It’s time for Natashka’s big battle.  Her shipmates are all there to rally around her and cheer her to victory.   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

Friends Don’t Throw Friends on Spears!   Free Range Pumpkins in Space, Episode 12   Ordi has some crazy “training” ideas… they all seem a little dangerous and Kirk isn’t impressed.   Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins   Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins   Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com   Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks!   www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins   Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.

Proving Your Worth Free Range Pumpkins in Space, Episode 11 Natashka must prove she is worthy of the gladiator ring... but at what cost??? Merchandise: https://teespring.com/stores/free-range-pumpkins Support us directly: https://www.patreon.com/FreeRangePumpkins Visit our website: www.freerangepumpkins.com Please RATE, REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE to our podcast on iTunes or your preferred podcast app!  Follow us on social media and support the show on Patreon for great perks! www.facebook.com/freerangepumpkins www.twitter.com/frpumpkins www.instagram.com/frpumpkins www.tumblr.com/blog/freerangepumpkins www.youtube.com/channel/UC-h2omFHgWwoV2jpvXFnnYQ www.pinterest.com/fpumpkins Want to hear your question during an episode?  Send us a question to waapellc@gmail.com with the subject PODCAST and a character’s name (Kirk, Vivian, Jet, Obix, Natashka, Seth, Oz, Al, Tana, The Presence, Emon, Cain, Rick, or Patch.)  We will answer at least one listener question per show.