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Free DLC here! Hot and fresh! Join Mike, Jeff and Ron for their most 31st episode yet as they discuss video games, Weird Al, and poor life decisions.   Join us again in two weeks for Episode 32, posting the week of August 1st. In the mean time, enjoy a new Let's Play video posting on our YouTube channel every week. Last week: Yo! Noid.   Also, as always, email the show at freedlc@theunplayables.com with any questions, comments or suggestions. If we like your email we may even send you a free game.

Hey listen kids, Mike here. *turns baseball cap and chair around* Fatherhood changes you. It makes you realize that all the little things you cared so much about, like writing the perfect hilarious, on point and meaningful podcast description, well... they just don't matter as much as you thought they did.  Still, I want to set a good example for my son Max (who was born since the last episode aired), so here you go: a new Free DLC podcast wherein Mike, Jeff and Ron talk about video games, wrestling and movies. Pretty much in that order. Also we eat some questionable Oreos. New episodes will be airing every two weeks from now on, so look forward to Episode 31 on July 18. In the mean time, enjoy the new Lets Play videos that we will be posting on YouTube any day now. Check out www.youtube.com/therealunplayables. Also, as always, email the show at freedlc@theunplayables.com with any questions, comments or suggestions. If we like your email we may even send you a free game.

On this week’s extremely special (and late) edition of the Free DLC podcast, the boys discuss ALL of E3! Also, they touch on adult beverage nomenclature, and how great 22 Jump Street was. Seriously. Go see that movie.   One special note: we are moving the Free DLC podcast from once a week to once every two weeks. This will allow us to spend some extra time working on things like new Let’s Play videos for the site, as well as keeping the podcast fresh. If you have any requests or suggestions for a Let’s Play video, please email freedlc@theunplayables.com!  Games discussed on this episode include: ALL OF THEM.   If you like what you heard, please subscribe to us, rate and review our podcast on iTunes. We can also be found on Stitcher, either on the Stitcher app or online at http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-unplayables-freedlc-podcast/free-dlc-podcast?refid=stpr.   Check out our website at www.theunplayables.com and our YouTube page at www.youtube.com/therealunplayables. Email the show at freedlc@theunplayables.com with any questions, comments or suggestions. If we like your email we may even send you a free videogame.

On a very special pre-E3 Free DLC podcast, the boys do everything they can to NOT talk about video games, including, but not limited to, not playing hardly any during the preceding week. Join in for a raucous celebration of haggis flavored potato chips, beard brustling, and poignant criticisms of Disney’s latest Angelina Jolie vehicle. Also, somebody out there… please make Fatris. Games discussed on this episode include: Herc’s Adventure Killzone: Shadow Fall The Forest Watch_Dogs Tomodachi Life The Sly Collection (Vita)   If you like what you heard, please subscribe to us, rate and review our podcast on iTunes. We can also be found on Stitcher, either on the Stitcher app or online at http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-unplayables-freedlc-podcast/free-dlc-podcast?refid=stpr. Check out our website at www.theunplayables.com and our YouTube page at www.youtube.com/therealunplayables. Email the show at freedlc@theunplayables.com with any questions, comments or suggestions.

On a very special, and very somber, episode of the Free DLC podcast, Mike, Jeff and Ron mourn for a fallen comrade, and discuss the futility of techno-mortality. In addition, the boys agree that X-Men: Days of Future Past was pretty great.  Games discussed on this episode include: The Walking Dead, Season 2 868-Hack Trials Frontier Tropico 5 Watch_Dogs (or is it Watch Dogs? I don’t even.) Transistor Yakuza Kenzan Yakuza Dead Souls   If you like what you heard, please subscribe to us, rate and review our podcast on iTunes. We can also be found on Stitcher, either on the Stitcher app or online at http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-unplayables-freedlc-podcast/free-dlc-podcast?refid=stpr. Check out our website at www.theunplayables.com and our YouTube page at www.youtube.com/therealunplayables. Email the show at freedlc@theunplayables.com with any questions, comments or suggestions. If we like your email we may even send

Free DLC 2.0, Episode 26 After a one-week absence due to a techno-disaster, the Unplayables emerge, mole-like, into the sun of a new episode. On this week’s very special edition of the Free DLC Podcast, Mike, Jeff and Ron discuss the intricacies of childhood candy, the unfortunate problems with the new Godzilla movie, and try to answer the age old question: should a cookie taste like root beer? Also, we played some games. [powerpress]Subscribe: iTunes | RSS Games discussed on this episode include: The Walking Dead Season 2, Episodes 2 and 3 Eldritch Bastion The Tesla Effect Transistor Wolfenstein

On this edition of your weekly Unplayables Afterschool Special (with special guest star McGruff The Crime Dog), Mike learns about fire safety, Jeff experiences other cultures, and Ron blossoms into his womanhood. Also, three jerks talk about 90’s music, the schoolyard politics of sour candies, and how shitty Nintendo is.   PRAISE THE SUN! Games discussed on this episode include: Minecraft Democracy 3 Dark Souls 2 Mario Golf World Tour Vulgar The Viking Bardbarian Jazzpunk Gunpoint Broken Age EvoLand Star Wars: The Old Republic Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Republic Heroes NES Remix 1 and 2   If you like what you heard, please subscribe to us, rate and review our podcast on iTunes. We can also be found on Stitcher, either on the Stitcher app or online at

Back again, and ON TIME. The Unplayables are proud to present to you… three jerks talking about videogames. On this very special episode of the FreeDLC Podcast, the boys discuss their plans for a new library themed podcast, classic Shockwave Flash games of the 90’s, Jeff’s new career in videogame industry themed Disney covers, and Billy Dee Williams’ acting career.   PRAISE THE SUN! Games discussed on this episode include: Walking Dead: 400 Days Bioshock 2 F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin Diablo 3 Professor Layton Zen Pinball 2: Star Wars Pinball: Heroes Within Dark Souls II Into The Dark Trials: Fusion   If you like what you heard, please subscribe to us, rate and review our podcast on iTunes. We can also be found on Stitcher, either on the Stitcher app or online at http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-unplayables-freedlc-podcast/free-dlc-podcast?refid=stpr.

Yeah yeah we’re late, but hey, we recorded on time! So we got that going for us, which is nice. On this week’s episode of the FreeDLC Podcast, Mike, Jeff and Ron engage in FLAVOR SCIENCE for your benefit. Listen in as they try the three new Doritos flavor experiments and attempt to peg down the flavors. Spoiler alert: they all taste like crap. Plus, VIDEOGAMES. Games discussed on this episode include: Mutant League Football/Hockey Guns of Icarus Altitude Luftrausers NHL 94 (or maybe 93?) Batman: Arkham Origins Deadpool Professor Layton Octodad: Dadliest Catch Titanfall Skyrim The Wolf Among Us: Episodes 2 and 3 Wildstar City of Heroes Smash Hit Hearthstone Reignmaker

You wanted gaming talk? Well FINE. In an exclusive, never before seen, directors cut, behind the scenes and UNRATED Part 2 of The Unplayables award-winning Episode 22, Mike, Jeff and Ron talk about… VIDEO GAMES! Plus, PAX impressions. What did Mike and Jeff think about the Oculus Rift? Did they survive the epic 4 hour line to get into the Giant Bomb panel? Yes. Yes they did.   And also a TINY bit of wrestling. But mostly videogames. And some other stuff. Like 90% videogames.  Games discussed on this episode include: The Wolf Among Us: Episode 3 Fallout 3 Ghostbusters: The Video Game Iron Man (Xbox 360) Uncharted: Golden Abyss The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds God Of War: Ascention Dark Souls Titanfall Trials: Fusion Trials: Frontier Final Fantasy XIV (PS4) FTL: Advanced Edition (iPad) Bardbarian (iPad)

FINALLY, THE UNPLAYABLES HAVE COME BACK… TO THE FREE DLC PODCAST What’s that? We missed a week? Well listen here BROTHER, only The Unplayables Free DLC Podcast has the INTENSITY and TESTICULAR FORTITUDE to give you WHAT YOU WANT and WHAT YOU NEED twice in one week. That’s right, Episode 22 is SO BIG that it had to be split into two parts. In this episode, Part 1, hear all about Mike and Jeff’s trip to Wrestlemania, including Jeff’s WWE burger adventures, Mike’s brush with death, and other random observations from an amazing trip. Stay tuned for Part 2 tomorrow where The Unplayables talk all about Pax East and video games and stuff.    [powerpress]Subscribe: iTunes | RSS Games discussed on this episode include: … games? We DON’T HAVE TIME TO GAME.   If you like what you heard, please subscribe to us, rate and review our podcast on iTunes. We can also be found on Stitcher, either on the Stitcher app or online at http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-unplayables-freedlc-podcast/free-dlc-podcast?refid=stpr. Check out our website at www.theunplayables.com and our YouTube page at www.youtube.co

On The Unplayables First Annual Andre The Giant Pre-Wrestlemania Podcast, Mike, Jeff and Ron talk some smack about a bunch of games and WWE stuff. Listen. It’s late, we are tired and we have to jump on a plane in a few hours. Here’s a list of the games we talk about. We also make a bunch of jokes. Enjoy. Games discussed on this episode include: Mass Effect 3 Diablo III Infamous: Second Son Boom Beach Age of Wonders III Dark Souls 2 The Elder Scrolls Online If you like what you heard, please subscribe to us, rate and review our podcast on iTunes. We can also be found on Stitcher, either on the Stitcher app or online at http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-unplayables-freedlc-podcast/free-dlc-podcast?refid=stpr.   Check out our website at www.theunplayables.com and our YouTube page at www.youtube.com/therealunplayables. Email the show at freedlc@theunplayables.com with any questions, comments or suggestions.

On MOST 20th EPISODE TO DATE, the boys of the Unplayables FreeDLC podcast talk love, loss, educational failures, missed doctor appointments, and the future of VIRTUAL REALITY. After a discussion of the new Facebook acquisition of Oculus VR, we get into some SWEET WWE talk including a key prediction for the Andre The Giant Battle Royale. Games discussed this episode include: Mass Effect 3: Citadel DLC Diablo III Infamous: Second Son Thief Deception IV Dark Souls 2  If you like what you heard, please subscribe to us, rate and review our podcast on iTunes. We can also be found on Stitcher, either on the Stitcher app or online at http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-unplayables-freedlc-podcast/free-dlc-podcast?refid=stpr. Check out our website at www.theunplayables.com and our YouTube page atwww.youtube.com/therealunplayables. Email the show at freedlc@theunplayables.com with any questions, comments or suggestions. If we like your email we may even send you a free videogame.

On YET ANOTHER FreeDLC podcast, THE BOYS wax poetic about SWEET CONTESTS, agree that Freddie Prinze Jr. has LIVED THE GOOD LIFE, announce their plans to DOMINATE PAX East in Boston, and predict WWE heartbreak when HHH takes the title from Randy Orton and Batista. WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE. What’s more, since our last contest was SPECTACULARLY SUCCESSFUL, we are running another one. This time it’s real simple: email mike@theunplayables.com with something amusing, tell us your name and where you are from. On next week’s show we will announce a winner, and they will get a steam code for a game of our choice (worth up to $10). Games discussed on this episode include: Mass Effect 3 South Park: The Stick Of Truth Diablo III Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes Infamous: Second Son Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Dark Souls 2 If you like what you heard, please subscribe to us, rate and review our podcast on iTunes. We can also be found on Stitcher, either on the Stitcher app or online at http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-unplayables-freedlc-podcast/free-dlc-podcast?refid=stpr.  

On the MOST RECENT FreeDLC podcast TO DATE, Mike, Jeff and Ron conduct YEARLY REVIEWS, celebrate a RIBSTRAVAGANZA, discuss a potential end-game for Ron’s stupid potty-mouth, the merits of AMERICAN TREASURE Matthew McConaughey, and debate the ethics of UNANNOUNCED NAPPING. In addition, the boys have a nice long segment on the WWE, including some recent WWE Network content, this week’s revelatory episode of Monday Night RAW, possible new additions to the Hall of Fame, and the current card for Wrestlemania. In addition, due to EXTREME POPULAR DEMAND, we are extending our contest for free beta codes for the Project Spark beta on either Xbox One or Windows 8.1. LETS BE CLEAR HERE: these codes will ONLY work for the Xbox One or Windows 8.1. If you want a code, just write to mike@theunplayables.com. Four winners will be chosen based on our particular prejudices and you will also get your name read on the show. Good luck! [powerpress]Subscribe: iTunes | RSS Video Games discussed on this episode include: Mass Effect 2 Mass Effect 3 Dark Souls 2 (sort of) South Park: The Stick Of Truth

Uh oh… On a LATE episode of the FreeDLC Podcast, Ron TARDIES UP THE JOINT by showing up for the show at a absurdly late hour because he was at something called “work.” After a TENSE half-Mexican stand off, the boys get into a deep philosophical discussion about how cool they were when they used to smoke in high school, the intricacies of snus, Ron’s neverending quest to fix his own face, and how Mass Effect is JUST LIKE Howard The Duck. Also, a FIRST for the FreeDLC podcast: we have a contest! If you would like one of FOUR beta codes for the Project Spark beta on either Xbox One or Windows 8.1, write to mike@theunplayables.com. Four winners will be chosen based on our particular prejudices and you will also get your name read on the show. Good luck! Games discussed on this episode include: Mass Effect Mass Effect 2 Castlevania: Lords Of Shadow 2 Banished Strider Dead Nation: Apocalypse Edition Project Spark South Park: The Stick Of Truth If you like what you heard, please subscribe to us, rate and review our podcast on iTunes. We can also be found on Stitcher, either on the Stitcher app or online at http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-unplayables-freedlc-podcast/free-dlc-podcast?refid=stpr.   Check out our website at www.theunplayables.com and our YouTube page atwww.youtube.com/therealunplayables. Email the show at freedlc@theunplayables.com with any questions, comments or suggestions.

HAM-BURGER! On a DELICIOUS episode of the FreeDLC Podcast, Ron DRESSES TO IMPRESS in his finest finery. Experience this EXTRA VALUE MEAL of awesomeness as the boys discuss Ron’s continuing dental saga, eat Japanese Kit-Kats, praise the new Robocop reboot, debate the ethics of onions on fast food burgers, review the WWE’s most recent Elimination Chamber PPV, discuss the launch of the very cool WWE Network, and share their Wrestlemania predictions. Games discussed on this episode include: Castlevania: Lords Of Shadow 2 Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze Earth Defense Force 2025 Sta

Look. Let’s get real here. ::turns hat around:: ::sits on chair backwards:: Alcoholism is a serious disease, and it hurts those around you as much, if not more, than it hurts you. On a VERY SPECIAL episode of the FreeDLC Podcast, Mike and Jeff stage a DRAMATIC INTERVENTION for Ron, their snaggletoothed best friend, who has been hitting the sauce a little too much because apparently he didn’t play enough video games and his tooth was sore or something. TO PUNISH HIM FOR HIS ALCO-GLUTTONY Ron is forced to partake of Natto, a delightful Japanese delicacy which has all the charm of week-old vomit (with soy sauce and mustard). Meanwhile, Mike and Jeff celebrate being such good people by enjoying scrumptious Japanese chocolates. When they finally do get around to talking about videogames, the following titles are discussed: Bebe’s Kids (SNES) Strider Inazuma Eleven Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy 13 Castlevania: Lords Of Shadow 2 Bravely Default If you like what you heard, please subscribe to us, rate and review our podcast on iTunes. We can also be found on Stitcher, either on the Stitcher app or online at http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-unplayables-freedlc-podcast/free-dlc-podcast?refid=stpr. Check out our website at www.theunplayables.com and our YouTube page at

In the MOST ROMANTIC episode of the FreeDLC Podcast yet, Mike, Jeff and Ron REVEL IN VALENTINES DAY ECSTACY by eating crazy Asian food from our local H-Mart. Our bevy of weekly bounty included cheeseburger cookies, croissant crackers, Durian chips, and some delicious milk flavored soda. Protip: DON’T EAT DURIAN. Other topics include 90’s Ninja Turtles rip-off shows, The Lego Movie, shameful restaurant orders, Clone High, memes from 2007, building Lego sets, the upcoming spinoff podcast: Two Fat Guys and a Couch, unorthodox umbrella stands and the perils of ordering milk shakes from pizza delivery services. Specific games discussed include: Final Fantasy XIII-2 Final Fantasy IV Flappy Bird

In one of the MOST AMAZING episodes of the FreeDLC Podcast, Mike, Jeff and Ron SURPASS ALL EXPECTATIONS by restoring their SP with grass jelly, eating some pretty decent Icelandic chocolates, reliving Ron’s root canal, discussing the upcoming WWE/Star Wars crossover, and eventually talking about a few video games. Specific games discussed include: Flappy Bird Final Fantasy XIII Final Fantasy XIII-2 Final Fantasy X The Wolf Among Us Episode 2