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Chelsy And Noelle Go To Hell
64 minutes | May 27, 2022
Episode 72: Televangelism Part 666: Kenneth Copeland
Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is $760 million, ie the net worth of America's wealthiest leather-cured televangelist, Kenneth Copeland.
51 minutes | May 20, 2022
Episode 71: A Sprinkle of Snæfellsjökull and Little Green Men
Iceland has been a hotbed of strange phenomena since the dawn of man - and with much of their folklore intertwining with what we now consider modern-day alien sightings, we have to wonder: have aliens been on earth the entire time?We would ask those who encountered something strange in the Atlantic waters near Snæfellsjökull but unfortunately, they were never seen again.
63 minutes | May 5, 2022
Episode 70: Introducing Tunguska & the Shock Felt Around the World (Twice)
On June 30th, 1908, central Siberia experienced an unknown blast that immediately destroyed 80 million trees and sent a shockwave so powerful that it traveled around the world twice before dissipating.The status quo would lead us to believe it was a meteor strike...but what if it wasn't?
69 minutes | Apr 29, 2022
Episode 69: The Bermuda Triangle of Lake Michigan
The Michigan Triangle is hiding a terrible secret and not even the ancient mastodon was safe - join us as we dive into the peculiar disappearances (and reappearances) in the most saturated section of strange the Midwest has to offer.
72 minutes | Apr 22, 2022
Episode 68: PANTERA - The Death of a Legend and the Twin Towers
Dimebag Darrell and his brother, Vinnie Paul, co-founded heavy metal bands Pantera and Damageplan. He is widely considered one of the greatest guitarists of all time until he was gun downed execution-style by the personification of actual trash. And to Phil Anselmo, we hope you hear this podcast you punk ass bitch.
64 minutes | Apr 8, 2022
Episode 67: The Count Saint Germain and the Power of Sunscreen
Since the dawn of man, we've been in a race against time in the pursuit of immortality. While there are rumors here and there about supposed immortals in our own history and folklore, none are quite as compelling as the historical record of the Count of Saint Germain.
62 minutes | Apr 1, 2022
Episode 66: Knock, Knock, Illinois...It's Me, HORROR.
It was the spring of 1973 when the small town of Enfield, Illinois came under the dark cloud of EVIL. Children were attacked, houses were vandalized, and an entire community lived in fear of the monster lurking just beyond the shadows of the woods. It could be mutant foreskin, or it could be...THE ENFIELD TERROR.
49 minutes | Mar 25, 2022
Episode 65: Utsuro-Bune and the Art of Minding Your Own Business
On February 22nd, 1803 off the mid-eastern coast of Japan, a group of fishermen noticed a strange vessel floating just off the horizon. While the mysterious object was interesting in its own right, what the fishermen discovered inside ended up being one of the first known alien encounters of the fifth kind documented in that region's history. Where did it come from, and what was it trying to protect?
98 minutes | Mar 21, 2022
Episode 64: Collective Bra Burning and the Satanic Panic
The feminist movement of the 1960s brought with it many changes - specifically, women entered the workforce in record numbers and competition for jobs and fair wages moved to the forefront of American media. This new status quo was difficult to adjust to and we did what we did best whenever women gain power.BLAME THE DEVIL.
63 minutes | Mar 11, 2022
Episode 63: The Ukranian Elevator Deaths of the 1990s
The 1990s was a tumultuous time for the USSR - they were dealing with the fallout of Chernobyl, attempted coups, and...Ukrainian elevator deaths?With everything going on, it seems suspicious that the Chief Director of the KGB himself would take the time to sweep a series of alleged drug overdoes under the rug. Just who, or what, was the Soviet Union trying to cover up?
76 minutes | Mar 4, 2022
Episode 62: The Black Bird of Chernobyl
On April 26th, 1986, one of the largest nuclear disasters in history occurred at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, near the city of Pripyat in the north of the Ukrainian SSR in the Soviet Union. While the Soviet Union tried to sweep this under the rug, the news of the destruction and deaths slowly reached the world news cycle.What didn't get discussed, however, were the strange phone calls and shared nightmares of many Chernobyl employees in the days leading up to the meltdown. And stranger still, no one commented on the mysterious red-eyed man who was spotted in the very pillars of smoke that would seal the fates of everyone in the immediate area - a man who would soon be called the Black Bird of Chernobyl. Fuck Putin. Stand with Ukraine.
47 minutes | Feb 25, 2022
Episode 62: A Public Patreon Preview - Utah Politics and Chaotic Yelling
While we watch the chaos unfold in the world today, Chelsy and Noelle open up an episode meant for Patreon to show a small glimpse into the rants of ravings of two unfiltered lunatics.Enjoy this Patreon preview where we talk about the misguided nature of Utah's religion, politics, and more.
50 minutes | Feb 18, 2022
Episode 61: Who Put Bella in the Wych Elm?
In 1943 war-torn Europe, four teenage boys were scouring the countryside looking for game when they stumbled across a very unique tree with a very curious tenant. What they originally thought were bird eggs turned out to be something much more nefarious. Soon, graffiti began to plague the countryside asking one important question - "Who put Bella in the Wych Elm?"
70 minutes | Feb 12, 2022
Episode 60: Florida Man the Sequel - Revenge of the Florida Man Twice
It's been a while since we visited the raw and chaotic glory of Florida Man. Join us as we have a light episode full of fun stories of the world's worst superhero. Come for the fun, stare into oblivion under the crushing realization that these stories actually happened in real life.
57 minutes | Feb 4, 2022
Episode 59: Definitely Not a Moose - The Dover Demon of Massachussets
In 1977, Dover, Massachusetts was terrorized over the period of 48 hours by something witnesses could only describe as a demon. Although it disappeared just as quickly as it came, there is a long legacy of strange occurrences happening in this small town that not even the experts can explain.
67 minutes | Jan 29, 2022
Episode 58: The Bélmez Faces - Ghosts in the Floor
In a small village in the south of Spain in 1971, María Gómez Cámara noticed that small stains on her floor morphed from an everyday annoyance to a life-encompassing nightmare. What, or who, is in the floors on the Cámara house and why won't they leave?
60 minutes | Jan 21, 2022
Episode 57: The Wendigo Buffet of the Great Lakes
The lore of the Wendigo surpasses written history and with good reason - They've lurked in the Great Lakes area since the dawn of man, but no one knows exactly where they came from. Extreme conditions like hunger, cold, or even sorrow can produce a cannibalistic Wendigo. But what happens when such stories start bleeding into the historical record? It's time to take a closer look at a very real phenomenon because it's not a question of if, but when, the Wendigo will come for you.
48 minutes | Jan 14, 2022
Episode 56: The Mythical Beasts of the Wild West
Tombstone, Arizona is a podcast favorite - legendary lawmen Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday stood toe-to-toe with the infamous gang of outlaws known as the Cowboys. However, Tombstone is home to more legends than mere men...Resting between the Huachuca and Whetstone mountain ranges lies a creature who has reigned since the dawn of time. The evidence for its existence is out there, we just have to find it...
63 minutes | Jan 7, 2022
Episode 55: Fashionista Aliens of the Appalachia
On September 12th, 1952, the night sky of Braxton County was illuminated by a mysterious object which crash-landed into a field. At the height of the red scare, a small group of boys approached the crash site where they encountered the infamous Flatwoods Monster. Was this phantom merely shared hysteria over a barn owl or was this small town infiltrated by an alien from outer space?
68 minutes | Dec 17, 2021
Episode 54: Shen Yun the Genetic Opera
Join us as we dive into the world of Shen Yun - a dance troupe promoted by The Epoch Times, a media outlet affiliated with Falun Gong. Marketed as a visual display of 5000 years of culture, this hypnotic phenomenon has a nefarious message, with dancers even preaching the "deadly ideas of evolution."We're only one two-step away from total domination - but even so, it just may be too late for us all.
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