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I tried pretending that this was a different podcast for two seconds. Lou and I discuss how Joe Rogan is the tofu of interviewers. We break down Costco's (probably) deep-rooted (maybe) history with the mob. Lou states his case for how violent bees should be considered emotional support animals. Then, we top it off with some advice for everyone who receives too many plastic utensils with their take-out order. Lou does a bunch of puns and we say a lot of f-words in this one, sorry kiddos. 'Night Moves,' a new podcast co-hosted by Lou Misiano and Sean Preston comes out this week!Rate, review, and subscribe to BOTH of our podcasts!--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Isaac Hirsch and I talk about his shitty home, crypto, Elon Musk, and how Isaac really deeply wants to kiss an alien - and be doing it for us. Then, he offers advice for our time-traveling listeners who just came back after only kinda fucking something up just a tiny little bit.Please rate, review, and subscribe!--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sean returns to the show, and we reminisce about Radio Shack, tape cassette to aux cable adapters, iPods, and how we were bad at school. Then, Sean breaks down how to make cash grow on trees. Eventually, he offers advice to a very special listener - the show’s big fan - Shaquille O'Neal.Sean's new podcast 'Night Moves' with Lou Misiano comes out this week!--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Nik Oldershaw gets aggressive when talking about how he believes that books are too heavy and claims he's trying his best to be patient with the rest of us for not understanding. Then, he offers advice for children who test how high they can jump when trying on new shoes.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Nick Turner and I talk about how stand-up is dead, fun ways to make tucks of cash, and he opens up about wanting two-legged giraffes. Then, Nick offers advice to wedding photo booth operators and we come up with some brilliant ways to make cash off of weddings.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sara Schaefer comes on the show to talk about jury duty, soft wood flooring (plus how to harvest it), and gives advice to everyone who likes Tweety Bird too much.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Peggy O'Leary and I catch up and talk about comedy during COVID-19, being a "squat-comic," how she bought a house (that strangers somehow know about), and being a trashy neighbor. Peggy tells us about how she has - and plans to get more - tattoos directly on her bones. Then, offers advice for someone who has 10 cats, but prefers dogs.Please rate and subscribe to Forced Opinions! w/ Tom Brink on Apple Podcasts--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dave Ferguson (The Birthday Boys, Comedy Bang! Bang!, & a ton more) comes on the show to discuss the importance of sharing light with the community and why he (and we) should call bobcats "robertcats." Then, he offers thoughtful and detailed advice for both the people who leave their turn signals on and everyone else who has to deal with them.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sean Patton shares why $13 million is the right amount of money to have, comedy origins, and interviews Tom. Sean dives into his detailed ideas for why wheels should be less round and how to get this to happen. Then, offers advice to anyone out there who is breathing too hard on a first date.Welcome to 2021, my dudes.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

“FREE PS5!!” is what Ryan Bennett said I should name the episode. I didn’t listen, but hopefully, including “FREE PS5!!” in the notes will up the SEO anyway. We went off the rails a bit. Ryan’s lawyer got involved, but we also discussed offering a free PS5, the meaning of “paisano,” what we’d do with a million bucks, "small bane," "petite scarecrow," and he gave advice to knife guys. This episode was magically timed to release on Ryan's ACTUAL BIRTHDAY! Go online and wish him a good one.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Dante Elephante (Ruben Zarate) and I cover a wide range of topics including musicians vs comedians, canceled Classic-Rock stars, his pursuit to join city council, and make cities have more ramps like in video games. On top of all that Dante shares why he thinks there should be a Santa government and offers advice to people who put their entire mouth over the water fountain spout. Dante Elephante's NEW ALBUM 'Mid-Century Modern Romance' releases Jan. 8th, 2021 and you can PRE-ORDER IT NOW on Transparent Blue Vinyl over at the Born Losers Records online store - https://bit.ly/DantePreOrder--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Keele Howard-Stone breaks down the ins and outs of his dream to make guns go "blam-o" instead of "bang" and gives some serious advice to white-gloved traffic cops.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We discuss our collaboration on a viral "Day Ghost" article on a clickbait website (link in episode notes), Tim's passion for giving the power of the police to garbage men, and gives advice to COVID Christmas carolers.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Paul Schissler returns for the 20th (episode) anniversary to talk about his belief in flat-moon and offers advice to all those idiot flat-earthers. I cut the first 15 min so you didn't have to listen to even more people figure out Zoom.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gianmarco breaks down the "right way" to eat pizza (hint: it's not how you do it). Then, he graciously offers advice for grocery shoppers using baskets because they are scared of getting the squeaky cart.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Why does Christmas music play earlier and earlier every year? Well, it's Sarah Bell's fault! Sarah opens up about why and how (little tip: it has something to do with Josh Grobin). Then, offers advice to nerds who make up their own rules mid-game.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Teddy Hanson shares his recipe for the veggie-only version of a turducken and offers advice to dads who accidentally see their kid's first kiss.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On this Election Day Special episode (that was recorded two months ago), Tom and Charles discuss the current (at the time) news that Trump wanted to have a debate with Joe Biden moderated by Joe Rogan on his podcast. The conversation went down a windy path that eventually sparked Tom's obsession with buying website domain names and purchased "tiedyebiden.com." Check it out. Charles shares why he believes pogo sticks are the best form of transportation and adds that NASA should adopt the tech in space. Then, he offers advice for anyone who name-drops people who are pretty much unknown.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Eli Yudin opens up about how he started the famous Halloween trick-or-treat rumor that people put razor blades in apples and shares how he made it go pre-internet viral. Then, offers advice to anyone who chokes from drinking water on a first date.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Alison Zeidman breaks down why we need to bring back dial-up internet and gives advice to someone at the front of the line, but can't decide what they want to order.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/forced/message See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.