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Food for Thots
87 minutes | Nov 17, 2020
Episode 5 - You Can Call Me Tater, Like The Tots
Welcome the f*&k back everyone, we missed you guys! This week we are returning to how we started on this show, we've got a good old fashioned drunk story. We have a very special guest on this week's episode, his name is Cody Vann and he's amazing and he's hilarious. He's going to tell you guys the funniest story you've ever heard, so stick around, take a listen, enjoy.
76 minutes | Nov 10, 2020
Episode 4 - Genuinely A F*&king Psycho
Hi everyone, welcome back to another week of Food For Thots, you know what the f*&k is going on. This week is story time!!! Aren't you guys so excited? It's just a funny story about one of those LA influencer friendships that turned f*&king bad, not for us, but for her, and us learning about it and then revisiting it years later so, do enjoy! Let us know what you think and yeah, it's super fun and cute. Ok, love you, bye!
68 minutes | Nov 3, 2020
Episode 3 - We'll See You On The Island
What the f*&k is up you guys? Welcome back to Food For Thots, this week we are discussing the election. Yes, it is the Sunday before election day (when we recorded this) so what else could we talk about? It's all that's on our minds, probably the only thing on anyone's mind this week. You're going to be hearing this after the election so fingers crossed that sh*&t turned out ok but dunno 'bout that so... Anyway, thank you so much for listening.
67 minutes | Oct 27, 2020
Episode 2 - I Don't See The Point of Delaware
Hey guys, welcome back. This week is all about Ashley to be honest, we're pretty much talking about her epic failures in her dating life again so...hope you enjoy it, it's kind of funny but also a little sad. We also talk about states and which ones are real and which ones are fake so stay tuned! Thank you, bye!
106 minutes | Oct 13, 2020
Episode 1 - I Deserve Better, Even Though I Don't
This week on Food For Thots, we're talking about 45 having COVID, we give an update on our neighbor and there's a pretty crazy ending to the story, Ashley gives an update on her ex and a certain tooth that Bayley is going to turn into some jewelry. Other than that it's just little updates here and there. Enjoy!
115 minutes | Sep 1, 2020
Episode 15 - We Literally Just Want Her To Shut The F*&k Up
This week on Food For Thots, it's a doozy to say the least. We're just going to be talking about our neighbor and the s*&t we've been dealing with. It's been rough but that's about as much as we can give without telling you the entire story in a few words so y'know, stay tuned. Love you guys...
104 minutes | Aug 25, 2020
Episode 14 - We're Literally Unmarketable
This week on Food For Thots, we're talking all about religion. No trigger warning here because we're probably going to offend you and you don't deserve a trigger warning quite honestly, so just stay tuned, you probably want to hear what we have to say. Bye, god isn't real...
113 minutes | Aug 18, 2020
Episode 13 - All My Homies Are Going To Hell
This week on Food For Thots, we go on a little rollercoaster. We had a plan of what we were going to talk about and then asked if anybody had any updates or funny stuff and then that's all we talked about. Ashley talks about her game a little because it's important and then we also talk about the s*&tstain that sits in the oval office looking at picture books all day and then we s*&t on religion for a little bit. Plenty more where all of that came from so yeah, have a listen...
115 minutes | Aug 11, 2020
Episode 12 - Kill All Men Because Facts
This week on Food For Thots, it's a little bit of a smorgasbord, a little bit of everything because we're all over the place right now. You're going to hear us talk a little bit about the Hampstead kids again so just a little trigger warning there, we also have some tea on creeps in the local music scene here in southern California, a big trigger warning on that too, so if you don't want to hear any of that, you may want to skip through that segment and also we just kind of talked about hating men a little bit and it was super therapeutic so, hope you enjoy...
71 minutes | Jul 28, 2020
Episode 11 - Bad Oral Is Fake Feminism
This week on Food For Thots, we have a really fun, lighthearted episode, we're back to our f*&cking roots! It's a little bit of a drunkcast, not gonna lie to you guys. We talk a little bit about sex, the Hitachi Magic Wand, Ashley gives a little Tinder tea, and so much more. Love you guys, thanks for being here!
68 minutes | Jul 21, 2020
Episode 10 - Wayfair and Satanic Panic
This week on Food For Thots, we talk about a pretty serious topic so we're going to give quite a bit of a trigger warning. We're going to be discussing not only child trafficking but child abuse, sexual assault and child sexual abuse so if you don't want to hear anything about that, please don't listen to this episode but if you want to educate yourself on anything like that this is a pretty interesting one. Love you guys...
69 minutes | Jul 14, 2020
Episode 9 - She's Very Republican, Meaning Racist
This week on Food For Thots, we are continuing our conversation from last week. We were a little unorganized but it was still an important conversation and things went a little long but we thought it was important that this had it's very own episode, so welcome back to part 2 of the wokecast. Enjoy.
92 minutes | Jul 7, 2020
Episode 8 - We Are Club Antifa
This week on Food For Thots, we welcome you back from some time off and we're happy to be back. This episode is really just touching on what's going on, maybe a few little updates on our lives in the beginning but it's really, mainly going to be about the racial injustices seen in our country and really talking about it, how we feel about it and how we can do better. Hope you weren't looking for something to distract you from all this because you shouldn't be distracted. So welcome, we're going to talk about some real s*&t, not comedy s*&t. You feel me doggy?
101 minutes | May 26, 2020
Episode 7 - Jeffrey Epstein Didn't Kill Himself And You Got A Gorilla Grip Cooter
This week on Food For Thots, we're talking about our favorite conspiracy theories. We talk a little bit about how we got into conspiracy theories, what they mean to us, and the different levels of conspiracy theories, so stay tuned if you want to know some secrets that maybe you didn't know before. Ok, love you...
115 minutes | May 12, 2020
Episode 6 - The Biggest F*&king Lie: Helen Keller
This week on Food For Thots, we catch up on a few things and talk about some new s*&t in our lives and then we discuss unpopular opinions submitted by listeners as well as some of our own. Ily bitches...
93 minutes | May 5, 2020
Episode 5 - Is Your Coke Dealer Practicing Social Distancing?
This week on Food For Thots, we talk about (and read listener submitted) pet peeves and bad habits. We also talk about our birth flowers, taken from a Korean birth chart that Ashley found on TikTok because that's where all her news comes from, so stay tuned! Check it out...
97 minutes | Apr 21, 2020
Episode 4 - The Wokecast
This week on Food For Thots, we do a little housekeeping, talked about some updates and what was that I heard over there? Oh my god! Did the drunkcast turn into the wokecast? It sure the f*&k did baybee! Stay tuned, we talk about some serious s*&t today. Keep listening...love you guys!
79 minutes | Apr 7, 2020
Episode 3 - Viral Sludge
This week on Food For Thots, we have our second guest, the amazing @barmom aka Kerra, and we're being socially responsible and podcasting via Zoom. We're talking about what's on everybody's mind, a little bit of Roni talk, not too much. We also talk a lot about death and fears, hope you enjoy it!
66 minutes | Mar 17, 2020
Episode 2 - I Have Sticky Poo Poo On My Hands
This week on Food For Thots, we talk about some listener updates, we reviewed a banger of a drink, (spoiler alert) it's f*&king disgusting. We also have our first scandal, it's crazy and you cannot wait to hear it and then we also give Pat some Tinder advice and now he's gonna get all the f*&king bi*ches and it's going to be crazy so stay the f*&k tuned alright?
106 minutes | Mar 10, 2020
Episode 1 - Pus*y Juicy Lips
This week on Food For Thots, welcome back for season 2!! We're coming back strong with another drunkcast. That's right, we're reviewing hard seltzers, as we do. We're also talking about fat, juicy, fu*king wet pus*y lips and you know what? We might even touch on some current events...yeah that's right Kaitlin Bennett, we're coming for you bi*ch.
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