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Is going out on all those dates just too much traveling? Are you looking for love but can't be bothered to leave the house? Well then we have the answer for you! Roommates! For today's episode we read "Loathe Thy Neighbor (Roommate Romps)" by Teagan Hunter and "Heartsong (Vino and Veritas)" by A. E. Wasp. Our hosts, from the comfort of their own homes, discuss when the besite's sexual revelations are entirely unimportant, vibrators don't need to be a teachable moment, and Claire crafts a dramatic reading of terrible banter. Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...or I'm definitely about to! If power dynamics, religious iconography, and being are your knees do it for you, then you are truly blessed because today we're doing priests! For this holy episode we read "Mafia Priest: An Instalove Age-Gap Romance (Mafia Princesses Book 1)" by Portia Lux, and "Forbidden Fruit: A Taboo Priest Erotic MM Romance (The Priest and the Demon Book 2)" by Avery Auden. Our devout hosts discuss doms that respect your schedule, how mass murder is a good wedding aesthetic, and the whole innocence fetish thing. Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

Unfortunately, life has happened and we were not able to record our Valentine's Day Anniversary Episode. We will return soon with that episode, but for now, enjoy Neil and Claire being hot and bothered about being ghosted, catfishing, book clubs, big hair, local best friends, Colleen Hoover, and more. San Antonio Local Bookshop: https://www.nowherebookshop.com/ Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

Is your love full-bodied and earthy? Is it bright and fruity? Does it have a good mouth feel? Whatever your love, there's a silly wine analogy for it, which is why today we're doing Vintners (winemakers)! We searched the rich soil of romance to bring to you "Nicholas (The Lords of Satyr Book 1)" by Elizabeth Amber and "The Last Place You Look" by Aurora Rey. For this well-aged episode, our hosts discuss taint critters, a cadre of evil bisexuals, and the fact that lesbians don't have to take turns. CW: We discuss sexual situations with dubious to no consent between 1:22:00 and 1:33:00, so skip that section of you want. We also issue the content warning in the recording before discussing it. Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

Dear listener, do you like when things get steamy? Do you like knowing about how things are coupled? Do you like buying tickets? Ok...maybe not that last one. But we hope you like it at least a little because today we're doing trains! For this steam-powered episode, we read "Field Notes on Love" by Jennifer E. Smith, and "Blowing Off Steam" by Joy Lynn Fielding. As you would expect, our hosts go off the rails and discuss strange scholarship stipulations, a gay guy who's weird about spooge, and how everyone in middle school is too busy with puberty to give a fuck about freckles. Support us on Patreon! patron.com/fmklitpod

Whether it's getting trapped in a tower, sleeping in a glass box, or dissolving into foam, we do all kinds of crazy stuff for love. And we're all for it, which is why today we're doing Princess! For this royal episode, we read "The Fate of Crowns (The Fate of Crowns Trilogy Book 1)" by Rebecca L. Garcia, and "The Pyramid Waltz" by Barbara Ann Wright. Our hosts put on their finest tiaras and discuss all the work that goes into making a newspaper; adorable lords who get stabbed in the back; and we play our new least favorite game: "Did It Matter?" Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

There's something that lurks in the deepest depths of the oceans. Something that devours everything it touches. The most fearsome of all monsters...ROMANCE!!! (Also tentacle porn). Grab some protection (wet suits) and lube up (apparently they make lube for wet suits), because today we're doing Sea Monsters! For this slithery episode, we read "Swearing at a Sea Monster: An Enemies to Lovers Monster Romance (Folk Haven Book 3)" by Lauren Connolly and "Tentacles & Triathlons (Leviathan Fitness Book 2)" by Ashley Bennett, illustrated by Alex Conkins. Today our gym-bound hosts discuss the gritty world of the Parks Department, magical segregation, and we actually get some good monster sex. Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

Do you puck on the first date? Are you in need of a good pucking? Third puck pun? Because we have the answer for you! Hockey Players! Today, we strap on our skates and read "Offside with #55 (Hockey Hotties Book 6)" by Piper Rayne, and "Enforcing Emory" by Mickie B. Ashling. For this teeth-shatteringly good episode, our hosts discuss the rare and beautiful "magic pussy," the sex cauldron that is the Olympic Village, and Neil invents a new game (that we hopefully never have to play again). Listen to the episode of "Lost Spaces" that Neil guested on by finding "Lost Spaces" in your podcast feed or going to lostspacespodcast.com Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

Hello, beautiful listeners! This, as I'm sure you've gathered, is not a regular episode. BUT! We will be back next week with our hockey talk. This will not affect our release schedule, so we will have an episode for you two weeks in a row! Consider it our gift to you! Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

Everyone has their favorite part of Thanksgiving: the food, seeing family, the food, football, the food. Ours is finally confessing our undying love for our childhood besties, which is exactly why today we're doing Thanksgiving! For this autumnal episode, we read "Pumpkin Everything: Now a Hallmark Channel Original Movie! (Autumnboro Sweet Romance Book 1)" by Beth Labonte and "Thankful (A Sweet Thanksgiving Romance)" by Edie Bryant. Our thankful hosts discuss half-assed wedding themes; the two mods of romance (yelling at each other and making out); and we discover something scandalous about one of the books while recording!! Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

They say "'Till death do us part," but we think that when it comes to love, death is just the beginning! And that's why today we're doing grim reapers! For this soulful episode we read "Pushing Up Posies (Grim Dating Book 1)" by Eve Langlais and "Kim Reaper Vol. 1: Grim Beginnings" by Sarah Graley. Our scythe-wielding hosts discuss: when books straight up like to you (or maybe they're in denial?); the hidden danger of bed cookies; and they can't help but compare one book to a fiendish favorite from a past episode. Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

Listeners, we're not into just for your amazing bodies. We're also into you for your brains. Your tasty, tasty brains. And that's why today we're doing zombie apocalypses! For this world-ending episode we read "Tainted Blood: A Zombie Apocalypse Romance Novel (Forsaken Hope Book 1)" by Ellabee Andrews and "Stung (Zombie Gentlemen) (m/m romance)" by K.A. Merican. Today our shambling hosts discuss gnawing on finger bones, a dom who doesn't realize he's in a dom/sub relationship, and that the backs of both of these books are so surprising that they lose their very professional demeanor. Support us on Patreon! patron.com/fmklitpod

What do you look for in a romantic partner? Is it wisdom? A little danger? Financial security? Scales? If you answered 'yes' to these questions, then this episode is for you because today we're doing dragons! For this flaming hot episode, we read "Captured by the Dragons: Paranormal Mating Reverse Harem Romance" by Lilly Wilder and "Clutch (Forbidden Desires Book 1)" by Piper Scott and Virginia Kelly. Today our harem of hosts discuss the importance of formatting telepathy, how Ebola makes a great cover story, and that our hosts have the worst case of the egg-crazies! Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

As technology advances, it brings up so many very important questions. Is there a Turing test for the heart? Do androids dream of electric sheets? We endeavor to find out because today we're doing robits!! For this Asimovian episode, we read "The A.I. Who Loved Me" by Alyssa Cole and "Love Machine: An Erotic Robot Romance (The Body Electric Book 1)" by Electra Shepherd. Our definitely human and not replicant hosts discuss very helpful dishwashers, hydraulic cocks, and when things get too heavy for erotica. Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

They say to never make a deal with a devil....unless it's a *sexy* deal. We here at FMKlit love a bad boy, which is why today we're doing demons! This ain't your mama's exorcism. Today we read "Azagoth: A Demonica Underworld Novella (1001 Dark Nights Book 1)" by Larissa Ione and "Damned if You Do" by Marie Sexton. On this fiendishly sexy episode, our hosts discuss tonguing snake holes, spanking angels, and tinker with the idea of a second podcast. Thoughts? As promised, here's the link to the abysmal American Sailor Moon trailer: https://youtu.be/uA2VOuqaOnk Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

Hail, good sir knight! By my troth, thou hast set my nethers aquiver most handily! Let us partake in the horizontal joust! This is a quote from our favorite Shakespeare sonnet, which is all too fitting because today we're doing Ren Faire! So grab your doublets and lead-based makeup and join us as we read "Well Met" by Jen DeLuca, and "Knight of Pleasure (Smuggler's Cove)" by Simone Anderson. Today our humanist hosts discuss guys in eyeliner, how to spot a sex cult, and the kinkiest new sex position - missionary! Here's the link to the Newsweek article about the ancient tree in New Zealand: https://www.newsweek.com/ancient-tree-discovered-earths-magnetic-field-1447570 And support us on Patreon! pateron.com/fmklitpod

It gets lonely out here on the ranch, so we're ready to rustle up some love! That's why today we're doing cowpeople!...Cowfolk?...Cowpersons? Cowpokes! For this heart-wrangling episode, we read "Crazy for the Cowboy" by Cindy Spencer Pape and "Braggin Rights" by Kenna White. Our rugged hosts discuss the discombobulating power of hats, the ins and outs of easements, and we have such a long intro!! Sorry! (Unless you like it, then you're welcome). Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod

Nothing's sexier than a little danger. Except maybe danger coupled with some fantastic organizational skills, which is why today we're doing Mobsters! For this criminally sexy episode, we read "Bedding the Enemy" by LaQuette and "Steel Hearts (Brothers in Blue Book 1)" by Jason Collins. Our felonious hosts discuss the most complicated route to get in someone's pants, that there needs to be more face sitting, and that Claire knows an awful lot about the mafia... Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/fmklitpod

You, dear listeners, are royalty to us and should be wooed accordingly. Which is why today we're doing princes! Specifically, modern princes with commoners (we love a specific theme). For this episode we read "His Most Convenient Bride (Princely Passions)" by Holly Rayner and "The Royal Report" by Claire Castle. Our imperial hosts discuss baking hours, the fact that there actually *is* such a thing as too many sandwiches, and Neil goes on another grammar rant. She's a grammar queen, apparently. Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/fmklitpod

What's better than finding the love of your life? Finding both the loves of your life! Which is why today we're doing polyamory! For this extra love-filled episode, we read "Heart and Hand: Interracial Mail Order Bride (Gold Sky Book 1)" by Rebel Carter, and "She Whom I Love (Treading the Boards Book 2)" by Tess Bowery. Our hosts discuss arguments about wet clothes, what it means to be the Meg of the relationship, and how easily bananas can break the fantasy of the narrative. And don't forget to check out our Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod