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Florida Pod Men: A Florida Man Podcast
29 minutes | Jun 25, 2022
World League of Idiots 1.10 - How Big’s Your Face?
Chris entertains us with a bunch of idiots leaving bad hotel reviews. Kevin entertains us with a bunch of idiots trying to break world records. Episode descriptions have become brief.
36 minutes | Jun 18, 2022
World League of Idiots 1.9 - Alliteration Train
This week we hear how several tales over the decades involving cloned dogs, a religious abduction and an artificial leg for a horse all twist together and land at the feet of one new inductee. We also meet a woman who does bad things at a zoo which lead to a lot of stories about animals defeating humans. No animals were harmed in the making of this episode but quite a few human fingers go missing.
35 minutes | Jun 11, 2022
World League of Idiots 1.8 - The Podcast for Ten Year-Old Boys
We make plenty of space in the league this week for a man who lies about the size of a certain body part. Yes, that’s exactly the body part he lied about. He is joined by an individual identified both as “The Mad Pooper” and “Shirley” who defends their freedom to poop madly under their first amendment rights. Chris invents the term “on soft” and Kevin is (still) looking for an endorsement deal.
34 minutes | Jun 4, 2022
World League of Idiots 1.7 - Descent Into Limbo
This week: A child’s mother is welcomed into the league due to the kid’s ridiculous follicle-based medical affliction. We also meet an Italian man who falls into an an optical illusion at an art installation. After our stories, we review ridiculous medical syndromes and overpriced artsy-fartsy art.
38 minutes | May 28, 2022
World League of Idiots 1.6 - Insufferable
This week we visit a nasty gameshow contestant who is granted idiot status due to his lack of grace and teamwork. We’ll also introduce you to a similarly miserable fast food customer who loses it after not being told to “Have a nice day”! Kevin tries out for the Olympic copy/paste team and Chris isn’t wearing glasses.
34 minutes | May 21, 2022
World League of Idiots 1.5 - Yorkshire Pumps
Learn how to become rich like an idiot in this episode. You'll need either (1) a jar and a digestive tract or (2) a dead friend with a pension. We'll introduce you to an influencer who'll show you how to accomplish #1...if you want to wind up in hospital, and a couple of Irish friends who attempt #2.
28 minutes | May 16, 2022
World League of Idiots 1.4 - Do Flies Have Toes?
Our first idiot in this episode is an American lady who gets naked and then gets stuck in a chimney. You’ll also be introduced to a hungry Japanese man who falls in love with a cockroach named Lisa. Plus, we discuss a new section “Insertion of the Week”.
33 minutes | Apr 12, 2022
World League of Idiots 1.3 - Can Animals Be Idiots?
As Kevin so eloquently puts it at the beginning of the episode, this is the last WLOI episode on the Florida Pod Men channel...all future WLOI episodes will only be available on the WLOI channel so get subscribing!!! This week: we almost welcome our first hamster into the League but at the last minute, it’s replaced by an idiotic magnetized human. There’s no need for a substitute when it comes to the vomiting bird-denier from our second story
36 minutes | Apr 5, 2022
World League of Idiots Episode 2
Make sure to subscribe to the World League of Idiots podcast on your favourite platform as we will only be posting episodes there after episode 3!! In episode 2, after we discuss hiding bodies in garbage cans on New Years’ Eve, we get into the show by welcoming some new members into the League. Today, an irate airplane passenger only wants to shake hands but idiocy gets the better of him. He is joined by two thieves who had to use nature’s fire extinguishers (kept in their underwear) to douse the flames they created when they set their own loot on fire. We also find out how to self-isolate in an airplane and talk about far too many uses for human wee-wee.
31 minutes | Mar 29, 2022
Introducing the World League of Idiots
In a special crossover episode, we present the first edition of our new podcast: The World League of Idiots. In this episode we begin to populate the World. You'll meet a Scottish man with a terrible disguise and an angry taxi passenger in Hong Kong. You'll also learn some new foreign words and get inspired to take up taxidermy.
6 minutes | Mar 6, 2022
World League of Idiots - Preview
Here’s a sneaky little peek at what we’ve been up to. Our new podcast. Sorta the same thing as before but we’ve gone global. Please subscribe to The World League of Idiots as episode 1 is launching March 2022!
39 minutes | Dec 4, 2021
5.12 - The Death of The Florida Pod Men?
Dirty Flight Path vs. Bus Dentist. As the Florida Pod Men get ready to go on hiatus, we meet an artistic pilot who loves drawing dirty shapes in the sky, a NASA Mars Rover with the same problem and two Floridians posing as children’s entertainers who practice illegal dentistry on a big red bus. In other news, we introduce our next venture and Chris tries to get wasted by drinking two non-alcoholic beers. Do two negatives make a positive?
20 minutes | Nov 27, 2021
5.11 - The Thinks of Many
Gorilla Solidarity vs. Angry Withdrawal. This week: A Florida Man braves a hurricane to pronounce his undying and NSFW love for dearly departed Harambe the Gorilla. He’s up against another Florida Man who gets unnecessarily punchy with an ATM when it gives him too much money. We also discuss chips and dips.
25 minutes | Nov 20, 2021
5.10 - Gone Fission
Turtle Mayor vs. Stay on Target. Our first contestant this week is a Florida Woman who wants to give a voice to nature by having a sea turtle run for mayor of her hometown (nobody has asked the turtle). She’s up against a jilted Florida Man with a 1.06% hit rate when taking vengeance on his lady’s new love. You’ll also hear the strangest sentence in Florida Pod Men history.
15 minutes | Nov 13, 2021
5.9 - I Gave Up Reading
Canal Palindrome vs. Courtesy Flush. Water, water everywhere in this week's short episode. Our first hero tries to flee and evade police (in that order) by jumping in and out of a canal. He's up against a stinky stickler for prison toilet protocol. Chris blows the intro again.
24 minutes | Nov 6, 2021
5.8 - Bubble Boy and the Vampire
Going to Bermuda vs. Florida Man the Vampire Slayer. This week’s contestants: A Florida man who tried to float his way to Bermuda in a giant ball vs. Another Florida man who decides to fight vampires with fire. Kevin does a bad Sting impersonation.
36 minutes | Oct 30, 2021
The Devil Loves Florida
The Halloween special returns from the grave, kind of floats around dropping some ghoulish Florida Man stories all about town before returning to the depths of our beloved scary stupid state. It wouldn't be a complete PodMen episode without some drug use - not us by the way... for the majority of the time at least - But this time we've packed an episode full of ectoplasm (ahem!) including a doll with creepy intentions and Mop Head who presumably prefers to soak and squeeze than to trick or treat. And we follow up on last year's cryptozoology story with a few new monsters to look out for. And other than taking another pop at Trump (literally) we investigate the home furnishings and landscaping of none other than the devil himself. It's a treat of a special, whichever way you slice it (by a chainsaw wielding lunatic probably)
20 minutes | Oct 23, 2021
5.7 - I Guess This Is Me
Trapped in a Closet vs. The Skelecaster. Two hapless Floridians who think they’re locked in a closet try to get out. They’re up against a Tampa musician who turns his dead uncle into a guitar. The guys decide to add a mouth trumpet and dramatic pauses to the intro.
27 minutes | Oct 16, 2021
5.6 - That's Really Low
Joey Two-Boats vs Hungry Trucker. The head of a large Florida Man family finds a strange way to dispose of a boat. He's competing against another Florida Man with poor taste (literally) in window decals for his truck. Kevin & Chris are dogsitting.
19 minutes | Oct 9, 2021
5.5 - …and I’d do it again!
Sock Ninja vs Deep-State Squirtgun. This week’s contest is a close one. First up we have a wannabe ninja who gets upset about socks. He’s up against a senior citizen with a golden gun. The guys struggle to choose a winner.
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