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In this episode of the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast the guys chat in detail about a lawsuit that is coming down the pipe for the bar Shepherds in Clearwater. Pat joins us for part two and has a very in depth conversation about Coast Guard operations that many people will not understand. Alvie talks about his cool weekend and his run in with Bert Kreischer “The Machine”. Come listen to the show and please rate and subscribe! // // // We love you all and thank you for coming back to listen to us. We hope that you all enjoy this episode and hope you love what you hear. Don't forget to visit Audible for your free book and 30 day free trial and Gamestop for your Five Guys Mostly Lies discount. Also please like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. If you are enjoying these episodes please take a minute to leave a review on iTunes or Stitcher.

In this episode of the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast the guys chat about the separation of responsibility and personal accountability. The Episode starts with Dorian having technical difficulties and Rich and Alvie just clowning on him the whole time. The guys talk about concealment holsters and other gun talk. They get into a heated discussion about frivolous lawsuits and much more. Come listen to the show and please rate and subscribe! // // // We love you all and thank you for coming back to listen to us. We hope that you all enjoy this episode and hope you love what you hear. Don't forget to visit Audible for your free book and 30 day free trial and Gamestop for your Five Guys Mostly Lies discount. Also please like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. If you are enjoying these episodes please take a minute to leave a review on iTunes or Stitcher.

In this episode of the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast the guys chat about their past run-ins with law enforcement. We promise we are all law abiding citizens and we have the utmost respect for what they men and women of law enforcement do on a daily basis. Pat was late to the episode but comes in with guns blazing and there is some collateral damage. The guys also bring up college days in Tallahassee, Dorian's facebook abuse, the Donald Sterling scandal, the upcoming Star Wars, and much more. Come listen to the show and please rate and subscribe! // // // We love you all and thank you for coming back to listen to us. We hope that you all enjoy this episode and hope you love what you hear. Don't forget to visit Audible for your free book and 30 day free trial and Gamestop for your Five Guys Mostly Lies discount. Also please like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. If you are enjoying these episodes please take a minute to leave a review on iTunes or Stitcher.

In this episode of the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast Alvie starts the episode with a broken AC and bounces in and out of the conversation because he is dealing with his issue. Due to this, this episode is a little longer than our now typical 40-45 mins shows. The beginning of this episode is Mike, Rich and Pat chatting about Rich's failure at putting together a laptop and Dorian's FB postings and why they are so angry at him. Other topics brought up in this episode are German Fairy Tails, Dorian's trip to Naples, Alvie's spotting of the Ybor old man tranny, Gaparilla, and Alvie's drunk at noon story told by Kim. Come listen to the show and please rate and subscribe! // // // We love you all and thank you for coming back to listen to us. We hope that you all enjoy this episode and hope you love what you hear. Don't forget to visit Audible for your free book and 30 day free trial and Gamestop for your Five Guys Mostly Lies discount. Also please like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. If you are enjoying these episodes please take a minute to leave a review on iTunes or Stitcher.

In this episode of the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast Mike has knocked Dorian on the Throne of cloots, for at least a day anyways. This episode starts with Pat and Rich waiting for everyone to show up. It isn't long before everyone shows up and we get into the heart of the episode. The episode takes on a somber mood as we briefly discuss the shooting at Fort Hood. The mood is brought back upbeat with discussions of commercials the guys have seen, Pat's dinner, random Billy Madison quotes and much more! Come listen to the show and please rate and subscribe! // // // We love you all and thank you for coming back to listen to us. We hope that you all enjoy this episode and hope you love what you hear. Don't forget to visit Audible for your free book and 30 day free trial and Gamestop for your Five Guys Mostly Lies discount. Also please like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. If you are enjoying these episodes please take a minute to leave a review on iTunes or Stitcher.

In this episode of the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast the guys change things up a little bit in an effort to find the style that best works for them. With the new format things get going right at the beginning and never really taper off. This episode is a throw back to what we originally wanted the podcast to be, just the guys sitting around having a conversation and the madness that ensues because of it. No real topics in this episode but they do talk about Dorian's dad, funny sights, bum fights at Bit Bar and much more. We hope you all like the new format as we think its more suited to us and our vision of this project. // // // We love you all and thank you for coming back to listen to us. We hope that you all enjoy this episode and hope you love what you hear. Don't forget to visit Audible for your free book and 30 day free trial and Gamestop for your Five Guys Mostly Lies discount. Also please like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. If you are enjoying these episodes please take a minute to leave a review on iTunes or Stitcher.

In this episode of the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast the guys take a trip down memory land and talk about things that happened in the past. We loved making this episode as it was a lot more like the original idea of the podcast. So many topics to list here but some of them are Dorian’s great keg escape, Ybor Karaoke, Alvie’s bike week, and much more! // // // We love you all and thank you for coming back to listen to us. We hope that you all enjoy this episode and hope you love what you hear. Don't forget to visit Audible for your free book and 30 day free trial and Gamestop for your Five Guys Mostly Lies discount. Also please like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. If you are enjoying these episodes please take a minute to leave a review on iTunes or Stitcher.

In this episode of the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast Mike starts of the conversation with a headline about the missing airplane and some of the guys pounce on him for bringing up old shit. We wrangle Mike back in and run through a ton of topics. Some of those include Edward Snowden's talk at SXSW, Pat's learning experience, Rich's murderous cats, and much more! Come listen to the show and please rate and subscribe! // // // We love you all and thank you for coming back to listen to us. We hope that you all enjoy this episode and hope you love what you hear. Don't forget to visit Audible for your free book and 30 day free trial and Gamestop for your Five Guys Mostly Lies discount. Also please like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. If you are enjoying these episodes please take a minute to leave a review on iTunes or Stitcher.

In this episode of the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast the guys start off with talking about the missing Malaysian airplane and Alvie gives his opinion based on his years in the aviation field. The aviation talk continues with the skydiver that was hit by an airplane. Even with the weight of the two topics the guys find a way to bring the comedy back into the show and of course Dorian is always a chosen target. Topics in this episode range from Mike's lack of knowledge as to what a drill bit is, nerd cards, computers and much more! Come listen to the show and please rate and subscribe! // // // We love you all and thank you for coming back to listen to us. We hope that you all enjoy this episode and hope you love what you hear. Don't forget to visit Audible for your free book and 30 day free trial and Gamestop for your Five Guys Mostly Lies discount. Also please like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. If you are enjoying these episodes please take a minute to leave a review on iTunes or Stitcher.

In this episode of the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast starts of with a great conversation about Sun Tzu's Art of War as the guys discuss its impact on business practices and sales tactics. But it isn't long time the show is derailed by a Facebook post by Dorian in which a man is seen being struck by lightning. The guys are all going to hell as they laugh uncontrollably at this man being struck not once but twice by lightning(it is ok they later found out it was a fake video). Topics in this episode range from stupid people on Twitter, public education, Mike and Dorian having fun while taking standardized tests and much more! Come listen to the show and please rate and subscribe! // // // We love you all and thank you for coming back to listen to us. We hope that you all laugh as hard as we did recording this episode. And sorry that we allowed that video to derail us but we couldn't help ourselves. Don't forget to visit Audible for your free book and 30 day free trial and Gamestop for your Five Guys Mostly Lies discount. Also please like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. If you are enjoying these episodes please take a minute to leave a review on iTunes or Stitcher.

In this episode of the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast we are joined again by Mike and we start the episode off with a guest appearance by baby Tristen. This was a fun episode to record and we all hope that you enjoy it as much as we did. We fill Mike in on Dorian's new found intelligence and compare it to Will Farrell in Old School. Topics in this episode range from Alive's brothers tour in Iraq, Bulls Basketball, Labron vs Jordan, Hockey, Carnival Rides, and much more! Come listen to the show and please rate and subscribe! // // // We love you all and thank you for coming back to listen to us.  We hope that you all enjoy the show and please let us know what you think. Don't forget to visit Audible for your free book and 30 day free trial and Gamestop for your Five Guys Mostly Lies discount. Also please like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. If you are enjoying these episodes please take a minute to leave a review on iTunes or Stitcher.

In this episode of the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast the guys let Dorian take the lead and he decides to try his hand at delivering the news. As one might imagine he did not come out with the authority needed to pass on a good news story and of course the guys jump all over him. We are starting to see a underlying theme in our show. Topics in this episode range from Arizona state laws, Bitcoin, Dorian's lack of knowledge regarding the Phonetic Alphabet and an admission from Rich that he was wrong! Come listen to the show and please rate and subscribe! // // // We love you all and thank you for coming back to listen to us. Got to love when Dorain comes out of his lane and attempts to speak intelligently about a current event. I don't know what is better his failure at it or the guys pouncing on him for the lack of preparation. We hope that you all enjoy the show and please let us know what you think. Don't forget to visit Audible for your free book and 30 day free trial and Gamestop for your Five Guys Mostly Lies discount. Also please like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. If you are enjoying these episodes please take a minute to leave a review on iTunes or Stitcher.

In this episode of the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast the guys start of with a different target for their attacks. This time Mike is absent and they start on him and his tattoos. Then the guys switch gears and begin talking about aging and the science behind aging. We are all graced with the presence of a SMART Dorian and we are all shocked. But as with everything Dorian it doesn't last and he derails the episode with topics he worked on for a week. Topics in this episode range from moose attacks, 3d printing, diaperpaloza, and much more. Come listen to the show and please rate and subscribe! // // // We love you all and thank you for coming back to listen to us. We were all fooled by Dorian's new found intelligence but we were soon brought back to reality. We hope that you all enjoy the show and please let us know what you think. Don't forget to visit Audible for your free book and 30 day free trial and Gamestop for your Five Guys Mostly Lies discount.  Also please like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. If you are enjoying these episodes please take a minute to leave a review on iTunes or Stitcher.

In this episode of the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast the guys had some technical difficulties. The guys are a little light in this episode as Mike had to leave and Rich had some issues with his equipment. But we continued the show and we have a guest appearance by Courtney. We pick up the conversation as Mike is discussing Final Fantasy and then we are interrupted by Courtney wanting to rant about Dorian. See so even Dorian's girlfriend and mother to his son wants to slam him. They also talk about Dorian's new job training, a guy in heels, Alvie's failed attempt at a CLEP in college, Dorian's asshole neighbor and much more. Come listen to the show and please rate and subscribe! // // // We love you all and thank you for coming back to listen to us. Enjoy the guest spot by Courtney and who knows we may bring in some other special guest in the future. We hope that you all enjoy the show and please let us know what you think. Don't forget to visit Audible for your free book and 30 day free trial and please like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. If you are enjoying these episodes please take a minute to leave a review on iTunes or Stitcher.

In this episode of the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast the guys have listened to the masses and have shorted the show and are bringing you a new format. The fans wanted a 30 min show so that is what we are bringing you. Dorian is the brunt of the attacks today and the man wasn't here to defend himself. It was Dorian's idea, so to speak, to do 30 min episodes and drop two a week, however he managed to miss the recording session and the guys are quick to jump on him. The guys also discuss the Olympics, Rail and Laser guns on ships, Pat taking to Coast Guard Cutter to attack the Iranian Fleet and what side of vanilla Pat and Dorian fall on. Come listen to the show and please rate and subscribe! // // // We love you all and thank you for coming back to listen to us.  We are going to try out this new shorter program and have a new show for you guys twice a week.  We hope that you all enjoy the new format and please let us know what you think.  Don't forget to visit Audible for your free book and 30 day free trial and please like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. If you are enjoying these episodes please take a minute to leave a review on iTunes or Stitcher.

Happy Valentines Day everyone, we have finally locked everyone down and are bringing you another fine episode of the Five Guys Mostly Lies Podcast. In this episode the guys are back to bashing Dorian once again. In all fairness he was almost an hour late to the recording and did this after getting on all the guys to take this more serious. Mike decided to smoke bomb us all and disappear at some point in the show. Dorian and Mike share a story about the first time they hung out. Spoiler alert for anyone what watches Walking Dead, Game of Thrones or House of Cards as the guys discuss all these shows in this episode. Mike tells his story of trying to get a brownie in Colorado and much more. Come listen to the show and please rate and subscribe! // // // Once again thank you all for coming back to listen to us ramble on. We are having so much fun doing these episodes and we will be back soon with another one. Don't forget to visit Audible for your free book and 30 day free trial and please like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. If you are enjoying these episodes please take a minute to leave a review on iTunes or Stitcher.

Happy New Year to all of the fans on the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast. We are back on track and have another episode out for your listening pleasure.  This episode is a little angrier than previous episodes and no one or nothing is safe from the fireballs that are being tossed.  Mike is the angriest of the five guys and his main target is none other than Dorian, a newly unemployed Dorian.  We feel that this episode is a close second to our best episode so far, Episode 3.  Topics on this episode include the Technology Singularity, Quantum Physics, Pat and Dorian's college days and as the title states just over all offending banter covering everyone and everything. Hop on and come on this wild ride, that is the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast! // // // Once again thank you all for coming back to listen to us ramble on. We are having so much fun doing these episodes and we will be back soon with another one. Don't forget to visit Audible for your free book and 30 day free trial and please like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. If you are enjoying these episodes please take a minute to leave a review on iTunes or Stitcher.

Finally after a long break we are finally back and bring to you Episode 5. We want to thank everyone who downloaded Episode 4 of the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast, we are so happy that everyone is enjoying us and please continue to tell your friends! In this episode of Five Guys Mostly Lies we discuss quite a bit. Dorian is forced to bring up his inappropriate text, Rich describes his plans for his tattoo to honor his late aunt, Pat talks about his vacation/ski trip, George Zimmerman, iPhone and Obamacare. // // // Thank you to all of you that come back and listen to us every time. We are sorry that we couldn't get this episode out sooner but things came up. We will work harder to get them to you much faster and we have already scheduled the next recording session so we promise it will not be another month before you hear our voices again. Thanks and Happy Holidays to you all.

We are happy to bring you Episode 4. We want to thank everyone who downloaded Episode 3 of the Five Guys Mostly Lies podcast, it was a huge success and it definitely makes us want to come back each and every week! In this episode of Five Guys Mostly Lies we run through quite a bit, from Pat dealing with idiots calling about flares at 5,000 ft to why Alvie was late to his own project. Then the show shifts gears and we dive head first into some serious Nerd Talk and discuss The Man of Steel, Ben Affleck as Batman and the Star Wars Saga. // // // We love you all and thank you for coming back to listen to us. We hope that you all enjoy the show and please let us know what you think. Don't forget to visit Audible for your free book and 30 day free trial and Gamestop for your Five Guys Mostly Lies discount. Also please like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. If you are enjoying these episodes please take a minute to leave a review on iTunes or Stitcher.

It's Finally Here, Episode 3 of the Five Guys Mostly Lies Podcast is finally here. We are sorry to all of our listeners for the delay in getting this episode out to you. We had all kinds of things get in the way of getting this one recorded. Three of the Five Guys were sick, one was on vacation, and an quick impromptu recording during college football Saturday that just sounded awful. We are happy to finally get episode 3 out to all of you. You will hear a few new things in this episode. One of them being our sponsorship by audible.com, we are growing up in the podcast world. Click Here to check out the awesome deal audible.com is offering our listeners. As usual we will take you all over in this episode from sex toys, the Five Guys zombie apocalypse plan, to the changing of the Redskins name and many more topics. Without further adieu we give you episode 3! // // // We had a lot of fun recording this episode and we hope that you enjoy it also. If you do please leave comments below or go to iTunes or Stitcher and leave a quick review of our show, we would greatly appreciate it.