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This time the boys meet for a virtual beer and discuss the year that was 2020 and the year that will be 2021.After failing to deliver on their promise of a return to normality (trying new things) within 4-6 weeks of the last episode, it's about time the listener got to hear the boys little voices again, so this is a bonus podcast which will hopefully help with the New Year's Day hangover!Happy 2021!Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)

This time the boys venture out and about again as they go Fishing for the first time!It's the final episode of Series 2, and discussion includes friend of the pod Liam's fatherhood update, Jon's love of boring activities, trying to hook a duck at the school fair, Neil's fishing rod ordering debacle, a debate on what is the optimum fishing bait to use and much more. How will it go? Will they catch a whopper?! Will something upset Jon? Will either of them fall in the river?! Download and listen to find out.Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)

This time the boys venture out and about as they go to a Drive In Cinema for the first time!Discussion includes a new arrival in Sweden, what it was like to be the first person to fart, Jon's cinema gripes as well as some other business ideas which could take advantage of the 'drive in' idea... It's an episode which is packed with controversy which we're sure you'll enjoy!How will it go? Will the drive in turn out to be Jon's favourite way to enjoy a film? Will Neil's 6ft+ frame be able to stay squeezed inside his car for 2 hours? Download and listen to find out.Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)

This time the boys go on an adventure as they try the Randonautica app for the first time!Discussion includes a return to the normal format, life after lockdown and Neil's first trip back to a pub in over 3 months. Plus the boys download the red hot viral sensation app Randonautica and go on their first Randonauting adventure! The last few months have seen it gain an interesting reputation with some bizarre findings and spooky coincidences attached to it....If you're curious about Randonautica or are an avid Randonaut then give it a listen to find out how we got on!Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)

This time the boys present another LOCKDOWN CHAT!In these times of social distancing we think it's important to keep putting out some entertainment for people during these difficult times. In lieu of heading out and trying new activities we've started a special series of Lockdown Chats on various different subjects featuring stories, jokes, listener interaction and general debate.This time it's the second part of a CONSPIRACY THEORY DOUBLE BILL. If you haven't heard part one it's on Lizard People Theory, so head back one episode to check that out. This time it's Jon's turn to present to Neil and educate him on FLAT EARTHERS! It's a hot topic in the media these days but do any of us really understand their arguments? Have a listen to hear what they believe to be true about our solar system, the moon landings, NASA and much more!We'll be back with more soon, so please send us any feedback, suggestions of topics, questions or anything else!Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time! Support the show

This time the boys present another LOCKDOWN CHAT!In these times of social distancing we think it's important to keep putting out some entertainment for people during these difficult times. In lieu of heading out and trying new activities we've started a special series of Lockdown Chats on various different subjects featuring stories, jokes, listener interaction and general debate.This time it's the first of a CONSPIRACY THEORY DOUBLE BILL. And to kick things off Neil is educating Jon (and the listeners) about the LIZARD PEOPLE THEORY. So to put it simply, if you were unaware up to now that the world is potentially being run by a race of shape-shifting reptilian world leaders then you had better listen to the full story...!!We'll be back with more soon, so please send us any feedback, suggestions of topics, questions or anything else!Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)

This time the boys present another LOCKDOWN CHAT!In these times of social distancing we think it's important to keep putting out some entertainment for people during these difficult times. In lieu of heading out and trying new activities we've started a special series of Lockdown Chats on various different subjects featuring stories, jokes, listener interaction and general debate.This time Neil and Jon are tackling an age old debate - what would you do if you got stranded on a desert island? Key survival plans are outlined and as always there are a few surprises you may not have suspected. Either way after listening to this episode you'll be prepared for any eventuality!!We'll be back with more soon, so please send us any feedback, suggestions of topics, questions or anything else!Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)

This time the boys present another LOCKDOWN CHAT!In these times of social distancing we think it's important to keep putting out some entertainment for people during these difficult times. In lieu of heading out and trying new activities we've started a special series of Lockdown Chats on various different subjects featuring stories, jokes, listener interaction and general debate.Following on from the previous episode's discussion on World Records (go and have a listen!) this week the boys are putting their money where their mouths are as they each attempt to (unofficially) break TWO world records. The clue is in the title as to what they involve...!!Will they come close or even BEAT a world record?? Listen to find out!!We'll be back with more soon, so please send us any feedback, suggestions of topics, questions or anything else!Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)

This time the boys present another LOCKDOWN CHAT!In these times of social distancing we think it's important to keep putting out some entertainment for people during these difficult times. In lieu of heading out and trying new activities we've started a special series of Lockdown Chats on various different subjects featuring stories, jokes, listener interaction and general debate.This time Neil and Jon are delving into a childhood favourite The Guinness Book of World Records and have gone on the hunt for their favourite weird and wonderful record holders! From the longest fart to the longest distance run, and everything in between (kissing, pogo stick jumping, the longest name in the world and much more). Plus there are a couple of VERY special musical interludes which are sure to bring a smile to your faces!We'll be back with more soon, so please send us any feedback, suggestions of topics, questions or anything else!Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)

This time the boys present another LOCKDOWN CHAT!In these times of social distancing we think it's important to keep putting out some entertainment for people during these difficult times. In lieu of heading out and trying new activities we've started a special series of Lockdown Chats on various different subjects featuring stories, jokes, listener interaction and general debate.This time Neil and Jon are discussing Fairytales, Folklore, Myths and Legends (broadly speaking)... From 'The Curse of the Pharaohs' to flying vaginas (seriously) to Icelandic Christmas Trolls - safe to say there's something for everyone! So sit back and be transported from the current climate to more whimsical times from the past!We'll be back with more soon, so please send us any feedback, suggestions of topics, questions or anything else!Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)

This time the boys present another LOCKDOWN CHAT!In these times of social distancing we think it's important to keep putting out some entertainment for people during these difficult times. In lieu of heading out and trying new activities we've started a special series of Lockdown Chats on various different subjects featuring stories, jokes, listener interaction and general debate.This time Neil and Jon continue their discussion of Medical Mysteries, and no topic is off limits. From exploding teeth to flaming bad breath as well as some ancient remedies you probably wouldn't want to try yourself, and some suggestions for the holy grail of the perfect hangover cure! Plus Neil unveils his brand new game 'How did that get there?'.... You don't want to miss this one!We'll be back with more soon, so please send us any feedback, suggestions of topics, questions or anything else!Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)

This time the boys present another LOCKDOWN CHAT!In these times of social distancing we think it's important to keep putting out some entertainment for people during these difficult times. In lieu of heading out and trying new activities we've started a special series of Lockdown Chats on various different subjects featuring stories, jokes, listener interaction and general debate.This time Neil and Jon discuss Medical Mysteries, and no topic is off limits. From the tallest teenager in the world to foreign accent syndrome to some strange cases of musical illnesses... Plus Jon has a list of some of the strangest objects ever to be found up someone's back passage (ahem!). You don't want to miss this one!We'll be back with more soon, so please send us any feedback, suggestions of topics, questions or anything else!Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)

This time the boys present another LOCKDOWN CHAT!In these times of social distancing we think it's important to keep putting out some entertainment for people during these difficult times. In lieu of heading out and trying new activities we've started a special series of Lockdown Chats on various different subjects featuring stories, jokes, listener interaction and general debate.This time it's ROUND TWO as Neil and Jon are joined once more by friend of the pod Liam James as the trio continue answering some of the listeners tricky questions and dilemmas! This time discussion includes Lockdown etiquette, penis pasta, drinking, nail polish, the dangers of naked poker games and haircuts!We'll be back with more soon, so please send us any feedback, suggestions of topics, questions or anything else!Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)

This time the boys present another LOCKDOWN CHAT!In these times of social distancing we think it's important to keep putting out some entertainment for people during these difficult times. In lieu of heading out and trying new activities we've started a special series of Lockdown Chats on various different subjects featuring stories, jokes, listener interaction and general debate.This time Neil and Jon are joined by friend of the pod Liam James as the trio turn their hands to being Agony Aunts, and tackling some tough questions and dilemmas! As always expect all sorts as some of the listeners send their questions in - toilet etiquette, cups of tea, coping with the worldwide lockdown, drinking, samurai swords and much more is all on the agenda!We'll be back with more soon, so please send us any feedback, suggestions of topics, questions or anything else!Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)

This time the boys present another LOCKDOWN CHAT!In these times of social distancing we think it's important to keep putting out some entertainment for people during these difficult times. In lieu of heading out and trying new activities we've started a special series of Lockdown Chats on various different subjects featuring stories, jokes, listener interaction and general debate.This time Neil and Jon discuss Unsung Heroes, people who have done extraordinary (or quite bizarre!) things and haven't got the credit we feel they deserve... Things get a bit weird with discussion including sandwiches, eating metal, sub-zero temperature endurance, toilet roll alternatives and much more..!!! This episode culminates in the creation of the formation of the FIRST TIME TRIERS HALL OF FAME. You don't want to miss it!We'll be back with more soon, so please send us any feedback, suggestions of topics, questions or anything else!Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)

This time the boys present another LOCKDOWN CHAT!In these times of social distancing we think it's important to keep putting out some entertainment for people during these difficult times. In lieu of heading out and trying new activities we've started a special series of Lockdown Chats on various different subjects featuring stories, jokes, listener interaction and general debate.This time it's a follow on from the Paranormal Activity chat. Having discussed alien abductions, haunted Japanese taps, 'the slit mouthed woman' and much more last time, this time Neil wants to tell Jon one of the internet's most well known horror stories; Dear David.If you find scary little ghost boys haunting your flat and trying to kill you entertaining, then this is for you! If however like Jon you scare easily... Ah well may aswell listen anyway right??We'll be back with more soon, so please send us any feedback, suggestions of topics, questions or anything else!Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)

This time the boys present their first LOCKDOWN CHAT!It's a first for the podcast as we're recording remotely, and in these times of social distancing we think it's important to keep putting out some entertainment for people during these difficult times. In lieu of heading out and trying new activities we've started a special series of Lockdown Chats on various different subjects featuring stories, jokes, listener interaction and general debate.This time the topic is Paranormal Activity. For those who don't know, both Neil and Jon scare very easily, but love hearing about ghosts, hauntings, aliens, witches, goblins and everything else in between!So have a listen and hear the boys tell each other some scary stories, break them down and discuss what they think. There are also plenty of laughs along the way (an incredible story about some Japanese taps...!!)We'll be back with more soon, so please send us any feedback, suggestions of topics, questions or anything else!Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)

This time the boys come to you with a special report on the Coronavirus outbreak!Discussion includes the impact of the Coronavirus lockdown so far for the boys, Jon's desperate search for toilet rolls, Neil's theory on where this is all headed and what could possibly be the final ever episode of the pod (hopefully not, we're confident this will all blow over eventually!)... As well as hearing a selection of reports from around the world, supplied by listeners of the pod!Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)

This time it's the one the listeners have been waiting for... the boys go and get a Colonic Irrigation!Discussion includes Neil's holiday to Austria and a disastrous turn of events which occurred, what going 'mole-ish' means, cashews, suncream, snowboarding and funny medical stories... As well as hearing all about the boys apprehension at the experience which lies ahead of them as they turn Mythbusters and go and do something not many dare to do!Neil also poses a rather important question, which gets Jon's brain working!How will it go? Will they go through with it or chicken out at the last minute? Will their bums ever be the same again? What is a colonic irrigation REALLY like? Will there be any accidents? Download and listen to find out.Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)

This time the boys get hands on as they head to a Pottery Class for the first time!Discussion includes hilarious newspaper headlines, moaning, the movie Ghost, shoplifting, torrential rain as well as previous masterpieces the boys have sculpted (we use the term 'masterpieces' loosely!)... As well as hearing all about the boys becoming fully fledged 'potters' and a class which proved slightly contentious!How will it go? Will day jobs be ditched in the pursuit of artistic excellence? Will moistened hands be gliding across one another? Will Jon make another brown condom?! Download and listen to find out.Hit us up with any feedback: Firsttimetriers@hotmail.comFollow on Instagram: @FirstTimeTriersAnd on Twitter: @FirstTimeTriersBig thanks to Espio for providing music for the pod too! Check them out on Spotify. Also please LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and SHARE! See you next time! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Firsttimetriers)