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After exploring the mines and fighting the monsters within, the gang finally finds Lady Jane. After a peculiar offer, Eithelos decides on a preemptive strike. Will that be enough to win the day? Guns get fired. Gerrin finally has enough. Finally we upload another episode!

After a decisive victory against blood and salt, the gang continues exploring the rest of the mines. Everyone heads up that ladder to take care of the thawn, but find something unexpected along the way. Everyone is cool with drugs and spying. Lady Jane is going to kill all of them.

A blood monster starts to get under the skin of our favorite misadventurers. But, angry blood may not be the only threat waiting in these mines for our heroes. Geronimo wanders off and comes back. Steven antagonizes Gerrin some more.

After taking a dip in the healing pools, the gang splits up, some heading to talk with Lady Jane while others take advantage of her absence. Evolon confesses to the group that Lady Jane has changes from the one he knew, which could have serious implications. Everyone heads into the mines to look for answers. Gerrin slips deeper into his damaged psyche. Steven helps.

With Elaris now dead, the gang exacts swift vengeance on the perpetrators. When the smoke clears, they manage to find some guards to ask questions about what's going on around here. Lonk loots a body. Steven loots the rest.

After a miserably failed attempt at stealth, the gang learns that they are not alone and must fight to survive. Quick thinking from Lonk cripples the enemy mercenaries, but will it be enough to get out alive? Gerrin goes down firing. Geronimo throws up a lot.

John explains some of the background information behind the world that the players live on that he should have explained a long time ago! John records with the wrong mic. Nobody else is here.

Eithelos and Gerrin dig up some info on the head of the salt mines, Trevor Polton. With Lonk rested up, the gang has some drinks and head over to talk to him in person the next morning. Trevor gives them a tip about the mudvein trade that they all follow up on. After ordering some wings, of course. Steven lies some more. Geronimo brings chicken to a knife fight. Apologies to Travis McElroy for casting him as a racist, as that couldn't be further from reality.

The group corners a drug dealer who turns out not to have drugs. The gunslinging head of the town, Lady Jane, meets the group and warily accepts their help with the mudvein investigation. Everyone gets their new gear from our favorite blacksmith, Steven antagonizes a woman with a musket. Lonk tries some drugs and sleeps a lot.

What would have been our blockbuster 50th episode turns into a chill sesh with John, David, and Jacob. Travis's entire block loses power and we all reminisce about some of history's oddest moments. Can we break the mauve curse for next time?

The gang goes to the blacksmith to get some new gear and meet a curious apprentice when they arrive. After turning Gerrin into a more dangerous killing machine, they all head to Gemstone Junction to dig up any information they can find about where Mudvein comes from. Lonk struggles to climb a wall. Steven does bear things.

The gang finally makes it to Boartooth Pass after an arduous journey through the mountains. After a free trip to the healing pools, they begin their investigation into the town's Mudvein problem. Steven holds his breath. Gerrin sulks some more.

The party continues on without Geronimo as they are waylaid by witchcrows. The cliffs prove to be treacherous territory for everyone. Gerrin explores his newfound murderous capabilities. The word anus is said too many times.

Geronimo falls into a deep slumber as Gerrin is convinced into thinking he is the one that killed all his friends. Trauma ensues! Elaris pries into everyone's past. Everyone falls off a cliff.

The party continues the fight with the cave trolls. Geronimo fights valiantly as one of the trolls tries some grappling techniques. Gerrin runs away the whole time like a loser. Steven gets a new mask.

Come learn about a man named Preserved Fish. Not fish meat that has been kept from spoiling, an actual human member of the Locofocos. Watch him protest high flour prices as we all learn a valuable lesson about water's importance.

The party "convinces" Gerrin, the last living goblin, to come along with them as they receive an assignment from Tirgraemil to investigate a city's drug problem. Elaris leads the way through the mountains as a thunderstorm rolls in and the team must find a way to safety.

Take a trip with the Khans through their exciting adventures in family drama, honor, and betrayal! John forgets to use the good mic and threatens to start up a Waluigi fancast.

In this episode we start a prison riot. Stephen Grimwald dawns a mask. Reijos stabs some people. Lonk hides. Geronimo... helps.

In this episode we start talking about Etienne Léopold Trouvelot and his paintings of the planets. We somehow get sidetracked and end up actually talking about invasive species and how we would save the world by eating them all. This one gets a little weird.