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In this very last episode, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) closed out by talking about Main Hoon Na, the first Bollywood film that Katherine ever saw. Things that happened: 1. We discuss why Main Hoon Na is sort of the perfect film to end the podcast on. 2. Baloch forgets the spoiler alert warning and Katherine does her shitty summary. 3. Baloch admits at least that Farah Khan is an amazing visual director. 4. Katherine makes fun of Shah Rukh Khan's acting? #Nipunwannabe #notmyNipun  5. Baloch attempts a really awful joke #awkwardmoment  5. Oh right we talk about how we're ending the podcast #byebitches 6. We try to end on a good note but as always fail at signing off.    Sorry it had to end so abruptly but thank you all for listening to (err bearing with) us, it really was a pleasure. Your support, tweets, emails, messages, etc didn't go unnoticed and we really do appreciate the friends & enemies we made along this podcasting journey. When we started Katherine didn't even know what a podcast was and now she's listened to almost 3 whole episodes, and Baloch didn't even know how to talk and now he can sort of almost formulate a full sentence, so we really have become better because of this podcast. So thank you for being here to witness and help us through it! Apparently Baloch still has a podcast so feel free to try to find that, and Katherine is still open to guest appearances if for some reason you want to talk to her. We will forever and always be active on Twitter so please stay in touch! You really have been wonderful.

In this episode, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) talked about nothing because Baloch wasn't here! Instead Katherine talked with someone much more articulate, intelligent, and all around generally more awesome, Mr. Shah Shahid (@theshahshahid) about Kapoor and Sons. Things that happen:  1. Shah intentionally does a terrible Baloch impression and also unintentionally re-uses one of his old terrible jokes. 2. Spoiler alert! For real this time. 3. Shah:Sid::Nipun:SRK 4. Special adorable surprise guest distraction! And an insight into Shah's boring personal life. 5. We rank the sexiest characters of this movie: Fawad vs Sidharth vs Boobly. 6. We gush about the movie for another half hour because it's easily the best Bollywood movie of 2016 and possibly a perfect film in general. Don't forget to tell your friends about us! Follow us @FilmiTalksPod on Twitter & Facebook. Let us know how much you hate Baloch and want Shah to replace him forever! Any and all comments welcome.

In this episode, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) talked about Netflix's new release, Brahman Naman. Things that happen:  1. In a surprising turn of events, Baloch hates this film and Katherine loves it. 2. Katherine fails to summarize the film because it has no plot. 3. The film may have been better in theatres. 4. Baloch admits he may not have actually watched the film. 5. It gets really difficult to maintain the podcast episode because Baloch didn't watch the fucking film. Don't forget to tell your friends about us! Follow us @FilmiTalksPod on Twitter & Facebook. Also please write us a review on Itunes and we will love you forever kthxbye

WE'RE BACK BITCHES! That's right, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) are back after months and months of the stars not aligning to talk about the ultimate star Shah Rukh Khan once again in his latest film, Fan. Things that happened: 1) Excuses about why they've been MIA for the last year. 2) Shitty film summary from Katherine. 3) The film summary was shitty partially because Katherine is the worst but also because the film itself doesn't even know what this film is about. 4) At least Shah Rukh's acting is on point. 5) Aryan Khanna is an arrogant douche. 6) Desi Spiderman. Shout outs to @sachdeva_pankaj for convincing Katherine that the film was intelligently made and to @sayanigupta for being beautiful and wonderful. Follow us @filmitalkspod on Twitter and Facebook for hopefully more frequent conversations - and to send us hate mail, your thoughts on Fan, and suggestions for what to watch next!

In this episode, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) are joined by Nipun Chopra (@NipunChopra7)  1. Nipun is back bitches and he still hates Bollywood 2. Baloch explain what he has a PHD in 3. We discuss  how Kayfil and Nipun will eventually end up together 4. Kayfil drama queen reaches level 1000 so Nipun ends up summarizing the film 5. This movie had no plot, dumb dialogue, stupid song lyrics, and poor character development 6. For some reason we start talking about the amazing  desi Spiderman, Jaani Dushman and dic pics   7. Wait until the end of episode for behind the scene ester egg Also be sure to check out Nipun's Alzheimer bullshit blog www.alz101.blogspot.ca and the his soccer podcast on http://unitedandliverpoolfans.podbean.com/ Don't forget to tell your friends about us & follow us @FilmiTalksPod on Twitter & Facebook/filmitalks, Also please write us a review on Itunes and we will love you forever :)

In this episode, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine aka debbie downer (@kay_fil) discuss:  1. Baloch gets the movie title, scene description, and some basic film description wrong#Idiot-host 2. Kayfil still doesnt like spoiler alert #Debbie Downer 3.This movie by far the best film we reviewed 4.The film makers did an amazing job of humanizing flawed characters. 5.Certain scene were really difficult to watch. Write us an iTunes review, follow us @FilmiTalksPod on Twitter, "like" us at Filmi Talks Pod on Facebook,

In this episode, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) discuss: 1. Kayfil hates Baloch spoiler alerts even-though that's the polite thing to do!2. Kayfil finally does great film summary#onceinalifetimemoment3. The first half of the film was confusing and chessy4. Both host have mommy issues5. The relationship issues in the film were spot on 6. Baloch goes on huge boring parenting rant and Kayfil goes to sleep

In this episode, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) are joined by Shah Shahid (@theshahshahid) to discuss:1. "Wait... that's not Bollywood music!" No, it's not; we are actually talking about Star Wars instead of anything relevant. KayFil tries to figure out why and fails. 2. We argue about Disney's Star Wars advertising, despite Baloch and KayFil clearly being the worst at advertising (please follow & review us; we're so bad at self-promotion).3. Shah goes on a masturbatory rant about how generally amazing Star Wars is for way too long before we actually get to talk about the new movie.4. KayFil really hates Han Solo, to which Shah and Baloch say "WHAT? BUT HE'S BASICALLY A SHAHRUKH CHARACTER! HOW COULD YOU?"5. KayFil makes Harry Potter references in a desperate attempt to actually contribute to the conversation.6. Some forced conversations about diversity and feminism and all that bs.7. Shah has a love affair with a tiny ass rock that was only in the last three seconds of the film.Thanks to both KayFil & our listeners for bearing with Baloch and Shah for this episode! And make sure you check out Shah's podcast, Split Screen (@splitscreen_pod) and pressure him into actually inviting KayFil on for an episode!And also leave us reviews on iTunes - we still have zero under our new name! What are you guys doing? Ruin our record of zero iTunes reviews and also don't forget to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter (@filmitalkspod) to keep in the loop.

In this episode of Filmi Talks, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) discuss Rohit Shetty's latest film, Dilwale. Things that happened:1. Baloch tries to sound like Mickey Mouse #epicfail2. The characters are all Shetty (pun intended)3. Kayfil tries to summarize the movie #epicfail24. We discuss Shetty's portrayal of women5. Kayfil and Baloch are on to Nipun's social neuroscience/podcast experiment6. Both Baloch and Kayfil suck at pod-castingWrite us an iTunes review, follow us @FilmiTalksPod on Twitter, "like" us at Filmi Talks Pod on Facebook, etc.

In this episode of Filmi Talks, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Samarpita (@lipstickpatrol) discuss Sanjay Leela Bhansali's latest film, Bajirao Mastani. Things that happened:1. Kayfil ditched Baloch and he's not sad about it at all.2. They decide the characters are all shit/poorly developed.3. Neither Sam or Baloch really gets the film's storyline.4. Devdas and Bajirao are really similar.5. Should bio pics always be 100% accurate?6. Priyanka looks like Princess Jasmine.7. Zombie Apocalypse!Don't forget to hype up our name change! #WTFBollywood was super "over-hyped" according to one iTunes reviewer - we need to get #FilmiTalks to that level! Help us! Write iTunes reviews, follow us @FilmiTalksPod on Twitter, "like" us at Filmi Talks Pod on Facebook, etc. 

Episode 33: Baloch has a new format where we discuss most anticipated films of 2016Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) discuss upcoming Bollywood films in this new experiment - tell us what you think!1. Finally we go outside of just reviewing movies and actually talk about upcoming Bollywood films2. The first film we talk about is the Amitabh Bachchan film Wazir which neither of us actually understand3. Baloch nerds out on Akshay's upcoming film Air-Lift but Kayfil doesn't give a flying F4. We take a look at SRK film Fan and agree this could be Shah Rukh's chance to be different 5. Amir and Salman both are making wrestling movies? And there's another movie that also looks the same that we spend way more time talking about6. SRK's Raees looks interesting but Baloch is not sure about how different his role will be from other roles he's doneDon't forget to tell your friends about our new site since we fucked up and changed our name and lost all our listeners! @FilmiTalksPod, Filmi Talks Pod on Facebook, etc etc. And please do let us know what you think of this additional format!

Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) discuss a truly bad movie for the first time since Baloch joined the show! They are joined by Shashwat Gupta (@youknowthatiam) to discuss:1. This movie is so bad that it's actually good (but still not Jaani Dushman).2. Kayfil obviously does not know how to introduce a guest.3. Baloch nerds out on the film terrible, horrible, extremely bad dialogues. 4. Kayfil and Shash try to connect some sort of logic to this film for some reason.5. We forget about the film and start talking about rotten-tomatoes and imdb, because that's more interesting than this shitshow.Listen/share/comment/subscribe/review - under our new name! We're now found at http://filmitalks.podbean.com. Follow us on Twitter @FilmiTalksPod, and on Facebook just search for Filmi Talks Pod. Also be sure to check out & fund Shash's new 3D movie project at http://upstreammovie.com/ 

Because it's the first episode after her birthday, Episode 31 is about what Katherine thinks is the greatest movie ever made, Om Shanti Om!! This time, Katherine (@kay_fil) and Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) discussed:1. This is the greatest movie ever made of all time forever.2. Kayfil obviously wrote this summary, even though she totally got out of summarizing the film on the podcast :p3. Baloch calls kayfil out on being really creepy/apparently scaring everyone.4. Kayfil doesn't get invited to any of Baloch, Nipun, and Shah's bro-parties, which is VERY RUDE.5. Baloch thinks the movie would have been better if 2/3 of it didn't exist.6. Don't actually follow kayfil in real life, please, with or without fires surrounding her. Twitter is sufficient. Unless you're Shahrukh Khan.I know we've been bad at having a regular schedule, but that's even more of a reason to subscribe - so you can get an occasional surprise gift in your phone/computer of... an amazing wonderful podcast! Or, uh, just a mediocre one. So, listen/share/comment/subscribe/review/follow us! As always, we're at @WTFBollywoodPod on Twitter, or just search for WTF Bollywood Podcast anywhere else.

Over the weekend, Katherine met Mira Nair and Sabrina Dhawan and heard them talk about their hit film-turned-Broadway-musical, Monsoon Wedding, so for episode 30, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) discussed their thoughts on the same. Things that happened:1. Baloch thinks this movie is the best.2. Kayfil's summary: "all these progressive issues talked about in the traditional setting of an arranged marriage"3. Was the sexual abuse plotline necessary? We both think so.4. Baloch has a single complaint about the movie. Just one.5. Would Monsoon Wedding be better as a Broadway show, or is it best left to film?6. Kayfil super awkwardly shares her gossip about one of the movie's actors.Listen/share/comment/subscribe/review/follow at @WTFBollywoodPod. Write us something great, and we'll give you a shout-out!

In episode 29, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@kay_fil) discussed Bombay Velvet, Anurag Kashyap's big-budget flop film. Things that happened:1. Baloch tries REALLY HARD to avoid talking about this movie. 2. Baloch summarizes the movie really terribly.3. Was Ranbir or Karan Johar the best character? 4. Just because an editor worked with Scorcese doesn't mean she can work well in India.5. We agree that the opening scene-setting was good and the shoot-out was bad.6. Kayfil couldn't tell that Ranbir's character was a bad guy despite him murdering like ten thousand people.7. Baloch quits the podcast, because Kayfil is the worst.Listen/share/comment/subscribe/review/follow at @WTFBollywoodPod. Give us things to talk about! Movie requests, other requests... anything you want!

Sorry for the depressing intro music, but that's about as upbeat as a murder mystery film gets. For this episode, Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@Kay_Fil) discussed Talvar, the recent release from Vishal Bhardwaj and Meghna Gulzar:1. A new intro from Baloch!2. This film is definitely super biased towards the parents' innocence.3. Irrfan is the best thing about this movie - but does he have too much screen time?4. Fuck the police.5. Scorpios should not be allowed in courtrooms.6. Critics have called Talvar the "best film of the year", do we agree?7. If there are any "curious" 14 year old girls out there, Baloch is interested.Listen/share/comment/subscribe/review/follow at @WTFBollywoodPod. Submit review requests and maybe we'll honor them! (Unless it's What's Your Raashee again.)

Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@Kay_Fil) spend a full hour discussing Zoya Akhtar's latest hit, Dil Dhadakne Do. Things that happen:1. KayFil learns that when you give away the ending you're supposed to say "spoiler alert"? So, uh, there are spoilers in this episode (and probably every other episode, too).2. Baloch tries to give the episode a format.3. There are lots of characters in this movie: who do we relate to, and which characters are well-developed?4. The ending is our least favorite part of this movie.5. Baloch drops more "mating psychology".6. The casting of Anushka's role: #notenoughKatrina?7. Why are we still talking about Nipun so much?8. What Baloch calls "Baloch Random Shandom"Listen/share/comment/subscribe/review/tell us to stfu and stop doing hour long episodes. And if you're in NYC in mid-October, come see KayFil's short at Chelsea Film Festival (& feel free to follow the screening up with a whole podcast about how terrible it is, as payback for all of her unnecessarily harsh movie rants).

Baloch (@thatbrownguy420) and Katherine (@Kay_Fil) made it through their first Nipun-less episode! They discussed:1. Who is this Baloch asshole and what did he do with Nipun?2. Baloch is an expert in mating psychology ;) ;) ;)3. Was this movie Oscar-worthy?4. Captain Russell is basically Voldemort5. KayFil tries to make a Batman reference6. Are village girls only good for roti-making?7. A failed attempt at getting KayFil to rate a movie + some sequels/spin-offs.Listen/share/comment/subscribe/review/beg Nipun to come back/#notmyNipun/#fireBaloch.

Nipun (@NipunChopra7) and KayFil (@Kay_Fil) were joined by Shah Shahid (@TheShahShahid). They discussed --1. Shah's love of Bollywood - the origin story.2. KayFil summarizes the movie in her inimitable way.3. This movie is the worst waste of 3.5 hours of your life.4. Which one of the Priyanka avatars the trio liked the most.5. Everyone hated the lead actor.6. Umm.. Arrested Development.. really, Nipun?7. Different feminist ideals in India? Or drivel? (definitely, drivel).8. Goodbyes. #EasterEggPlease check out Shah's webpage at blankpagebeatdown.com Thank you for joining us for these 25 episodes. Keep in touch! -Nipun

This week's episode features Nipun (@NipunChopra7) and KayFil (@Kay_Fil) discussing Teri meri kahani with Omar Khan (@OmarStrikesBack) who was a key part of this movie. They discussed ---1. A big announcement from the podcast duo.2. KayFil's movie summary. Reincarnations?3. The trio's thoughts on the three different story lines. What they liked and what they didn't.4. Omar tells us about his experience on set. How he got the movie. 5. We find out that Nipun and Priyanka used to be married.6. Spin offs/sequels/prequelsFollow Nipun's blog (@AlzBlog101) if you're interested. Thank you everyone for your support. Can't wait to see where KayFil and Baloch take this podcast. Next week, Nipun's final episode will feature Shah Shahid, and they will be reviewing "What's your rashee"