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50 Shades of Grey just wasn't enough, so we went darker and surprise to no one, we were still miserable. Enjoy this toxic love filled episode as the crew dives into stalkers, the ties to Jurassic Park and a real in depth analysis of butt cracks. 

Ep. 32   Hellloo 2022! Thanks for joining this Tan-Gent and Ladies for our first episode of the year, Don't Look Up.

Ep. 31 - Happy Holidays everyone, a particularly special time for Paige! We dive deep into a Trevor pick that he's been waiting years for us to do. Reindeer Games. Was it worth it? If you like dead Santa's, maybe.   

This special episode will give you an inside look at some of the failed prompts that come to play when recording these episodes. Specifically "What's a Christmas movie you haven't seen but are excited to watch this season?" Which was confusing for nearly everyone. 

With the enthusiasm of John Candy selling shower curtain rings we're bringing a trunk full of fun to you today! We dive into this timeless John Hughes classic (that only 1/2 of us had seen) and really get into the meaning of Thanksgiving. 

Not us releasing an episode we recorded at the beginning of October at the end of it! Regardless we're excited to wrap up the end of Spooky Season with a uniquely creepy and visually intriguing cinematic experience: His House. As always, major spoilers. 

For the first time, we're suggesting you DON'T watch this movie before listening to this episode. Consider this a warning from us, to you, to keep your eyes off today's movie; Annette.  But, please, do, plug us into your ears since we did have to watch it.    Bonus! If you make it to the end of this episode there are a lot of great recs to make up for this anti-rec. 

Unlike Paul Sheldon you won't be stuck here for very long - join me in discussing Misery and the themes that transcend decades!    *Special Note: If you'd like to hear more on Misery with Paige and Tawny and Felicia from Two Chicks and a Horror Flick - full episode is on their podcast now!* 

In which Jessie intentionally only refers to this cinematic beauty as a Film!

Welcome, to the episode - probably the most serious episode we've done - and it's still laced with jokes. We deep dive into the feelings that Bo Burnham made us feel with his Netflix special, Inside. Raising the question, can a comedy special be a film?

Paige doesn't frequently completely hate on a movie, but this one took her to a new level of eye rolls, frustration and *almost* leaving a movie. Enjoy this quick special feature on Jim Jarmusch's "The Dead Don't Die". 

What total piece of garbage came out on Valentines Day for multiple years? The cinematic experience, movie, visual essay(?) 50 Shades of Grey. This is the first time we're suggesting you skip the watch and just go ahead and listen to this episode. Happy day, Lovers. Enjoy. 

14 years later and we're still raving about Zoe Bell surfing on the hood of that car. Join us as we dive into Tarantino's half of the Grindhouse Double Feature, Death Proof! 

In this episode the crew dives deep into Jennifer's Body, about as deep as Jennifer herself dives into those dumb teen boys. 

It's summer! Which means it's the best time to head to the theater and enjoy the latest big-budget action flick in that sweet AC....since we can't quite do that this year, now's the time to create that experience in the comfort of your own home, with two fantastic action flicks most people (foolishly) skipped out on last year! 

Hello friends! We've missed you, and we're so excited to have gotten back together to kick off our post-quarantine lives with some heroes in a half shell. #TurtlePower 

Happy 2 years crew! We're celebrating today with JoJo Rabbit, the award winning adapted screenplay but FvM fave Taika Waititi. Do your part in saying "Fuck off Hitler" today!

Welcome to our first Special Feature!  A mini-episode between episodes where we review/talk about movies that we don't get to as a whole group. Our first, Parasite, reviewed by Paige, so obviously this has an "R" rating. 

In this fresh new episode the FvM crew talk about Netflix's Marriage Story! Get some tissues out for this one kids. Also, stay tuned till the end for some announcements about pleasant changes coming to the podcast. Cheers!

In this episode Paige quits the podcast again, and the gang talks who dun it! Rian Johnson's "Knives Out" is the topic of the day. Major spoilers as always... you've been warned.