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Film School Janitors Review Films
33 minutes | Jan 21, 2022
NCU #13: Prisoners of the Ghostland (2021) Review
The Film School Janitors are back in school and they're going to Nic Cage University! They will watch and review every movie Nicolas Cage has ever made - and ever will make - even if it sends them to the Ghostland! Speaking of Ghostland... this week's assignment is a doozy: PRISONERS OF THE GHOSTLAND! Nic Cage himself has said it's one of the craziest films he's ever made. Listen to find out if the Film School Janitors agree!
45 minutes | Jan 19, 2022
FOUND BEHIND THE VENDING MACHINE: The Animatrix (2003) Review
The Film School Janitors have collected them all! (All, if you don't consider the video game, or any comic books or novels...) They've finally watched THE ANIMATRIX - some for the first time! What did they think? Does it enhance the story or detract from it? Was it more important to watch back when it came out between RELOADED and REVELATIONS? Listen and find out!
3 minutes | Jan 19, 2022
LITTER BITS: Our New Mascot
Hey! The Film School Janitors have a new mascot! But is it a troll, gnome, or "knome"?
56 minutes | Jan 17, 2022
Monster Hunter (2020) Review
The Film School Janitors watched MONSTER HUNTER, a video game adaptation, and yeah, sure, they talk about the movie... what works, what doesn't... But they also end up discussing where it ranks in adaptations. Listen and see if you agree!
26 minutes | Jan 17, 2022
AN EPISODE IN THE BOWL: Disney+'s The Book of Boba Fett (Episode 3) Review
The Film School Janitors keep chugging along with THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT reviews, just like the high-speed(?) chase through Mos Espa in this episode. How many more to go until Boba Fett is riding a rancor monster? Or anything cool happens?!
31 minutes | Jan 11, 2022
NCU #12: The Family Man (2000) Review
The Film School Janitors are back in school and they're going to NIC CAGE UNIVERSITY! Their goal is to watch and review every movie Nicolas Cage has ever made and will make! The first assignment for the new year is a 2000 sort-of holiday classic(?): THE FAMILY MAN! It's kind of a lazy version of IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE or MR. MIRACLE... or maybe it's like a reverse version of those films? Anywho, here's their review!
55 minutes | Jan 10, 2022
Netflix's Cobra Kai (Season 4) Review
The latest season of COBRA KAI is a smash hit, and the Film School Janitors are on time with their review! Will Johnny and Daniel ever become besties? That's all we really want, right? Does it happen this season finally? Either watch it and listen to the review, or listen to the review then watch. No matter what - just listen!
49 minutes | Jan 10, 2022
NETFLIX AND CHILLED: Cobra Kai (Seasons 1, 2 & 3)
Here's one lost for a little bit! The Film School Janitors reviewed the first three seasons of COBRA KAI a while ago, but it got shoved to the back of the fridge. The Janitors finally cleaned it out and found this for your enjoyment!
32 minutes | Jan 9, 2022
AN EPISODE IN THE BOWL: Disney+'s The Book of Boba Fett (Episode 2) Review
Another episode in the bowl! Should somebody flush? The Film School Janitors watched the second episode of THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT, and they don't hold back on their thoughts about the fan-favorite bounty hunter's exploits!
35 minutes | Jan 9, 2022
Netflix's Love, Death & Robots Volume 2 Review
This time around, the Netflix anthology series doesn't contain as many shorts as the first round, but does that make it better or worse overall? With a smaller hit-to-miss ratio, what did the Film School Janitors think about LOVE, DEATH & ROBOTS VOLUME 2? Listen and find out!
25 minutes | Jan 4, 2022
NETFLIX AND CHILLED: I Am Mother (2019) Review
Oops! Here's another long-lost review that's been NETFLIX AND CHILLED! Our recording equipment has changed over these last few years, and these are the reviews that were lost in the shuffle and never posted! This is the first of many, and perhaps it will become a new trend of looking up forgotten Netflix films, but for now enjoy: The Film School Janitors' review of I AM MOTHER, a film about (checks notes) the post-apocalypse, human survival, and a robot. Did you see it? Do you remember any of it? Perhaps this review will jog those memories for you!
36 minutes | Jan 4, 2022
Hulu's Mother/Android Review
You know what everyone could use right now? Another dire post-apocalyptic movie. But wait! This one isn't zombies or asteroids or aliens! It's androids! (Or is it mothers?) The Film School Janitors watched MOTHER/ANDROID and this is their review.
51 minutes | Jan 3, 2022
Netflix's Don't Look Up Review
Netflix has successfully created content that's received attention from the Academy Awards before, so this time they shot for the stars! That's a pun! Because this movie is about space trying to kill us, and it's loaded with movie stars! The Film School Janitors watched DON'T LOOK UP, and these are their thoughts about the satire that might ring a little too true to real life right now.
23 minutes | Jan 3, 2022
AN EPISODE IN THE BOWL: Disney+'s The Book of Boba Fett (Episode 1) Review
The Film School Janitors watched the first episode of THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT and some of them watched it twice! But it might not be for the reason you would initially think. Listen to find out their thoughts on the long-awaited saga of the most famous costume in Star Wars!
11 minutes | Dec 30, 2021
LITTER BITS: Lingering thoughts on Spider-Man: No Way Home
Just some additional gab about SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Film School Janitors!
44 minutes | Dec 30, 2021
The Matrix Resurrections Review
Neo and Trinity are back, baby! And so is the Matrix, baby! And if you're wondering why or how, that's the hook, baby! Sorry, but I keep thinking about the baby-faced robot that was at the end of Matrix 3... The Film School Janitors watched THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS, and they do not hold back their thoughts on this one!
46 minutes | Dec 30, 2021
HBO Max's 8-Bit Christmas Review
Does the world need another Christmas movie? If Hallmark can crank out innumerable amounts of flicks, then surely HBO Max deserves at least one. The Film School Janitors watched 8-BIT CHRISTMAS, an 80's throwback that kind of acts like more of a Nintendo commercial than THE WIZARD did back in the day. How was it? Listen and find out!
34 minutes | Dec 29, 2021
NCU #11: Primal (2019) Review
The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're attending Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every movie Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will make! This week's assignment: PRIMAL Follow Nicolas Cage as he plays a hunter trapped on a delivery ship with a psychopath... plus Jean Grey from the original X-MEN movie!
41 minutes | Dec 29, 2021
FOUND BEHIND THE VENDING MACHINE: The Matrix Revolutions (2003) Review
What we thought was the ending actually was the ending, but because Hollywood's gonna Hollywood, there will always be another "one." This is the Film School Janitors' review of the original trilogy's finale, THE MATRIX REVOLUTIONS. It's lived rent-free in the Janitors' minds for all these years, so what do they think now? Listen and find out!
29 minutes | Dec 29, 2021
AN EPISODE IN THE BOWL: Disney+'s Hawkeye (Episode 6) Review
This is it! The finale for the first season of HAWKEYE! Did it meet or exceed the Film School Janitors' expectations? Listen and find out!
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