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16 minutes | May 21, 2021
#034: Attack of the Outtakes: Pancakes With Sarah Tullos!
We had too much fun with special guest Sarah Tullos in the Studio Apartment Studio, so here's what was left on the cutting room floor - Delicious Pancakes! Tullos Style!Intro theme by Math the Band. Background music by Quantic. Outro theme by George Michael.
68 minutes | May 14, 2021
#033: Mother's Day  vs Serial Mom
What better way to celebrate Mother's Day with movies about mothers. Dangerous mothers! Film Fighters Kon n' Jon are at it again to see which Mom flick has better legs (wolf whistle). You'll think twice before Happy Mother's Daying again ever again!New Back of the Box theme! New Description Soundbed! New sponsors*!Tangents include Subway & the Lunatics, Mumfords and Sons's, Anti-Rape Greeting Cards, Creepshowdown, American Die starring Jason Piggs, Scream Film Theory, Insect Place Dates, and John Waters' John Water,Sponsors* include Tip Top Crop Shop, Feet Lickers, Sam's Ham Hands Food Gloves, Buddy Birdie, and Bug BarnIntro/Outro Theme by Math the Band.*All sponsors have since filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy.
65 minutes | May 7, 2021
#032: Attack the Block vs Mars Attacks [with Sarah Tullos]
Zap! Ka-Boom! Snarl! It's a alien freakout invasion y'all! Thankfully we have special guest Sarah Tullos to help us get to the bottom of which is the superior alien race. Barking brainful Martians or pure black blind beasts with luminous teeth? Or maybe we'll just talk about John Boyega a whole bunch. Or argue about Whataburger with or without cheese.Tangents include Charcuterie Pronunciations, Elon Musk, Apartment Mortgage, Accent Tryouts, a David Bowie Drum Solo, Ducks!, Pollux Segues, Justin Bieber's Lonely, Dual Duels, Interruption Rules.Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band. Follow Sarah Tullos on Instagram maybe: @thesarahshow__
57 minutes | Apr 30, 2021
#031: Richie Rich vs Blank Check
Who's the REAL richest kid in all the land? Macaulay Culkin or Blank Check kid? Find out this week as Kon n Jon goof about and NOT talk about the movies again and vote for Richie Rich to win because Jono has a crush or something! Also! Jacket Studding!Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band
60 minutes | Apr 23, 2021
#030: Return of the Killer Tomatoes vs Gingerdead Man
Time for dinner. Yum yum dum dum. Eat up or dead up. Hungry for death. All of these rejected taglines and more do not describe either of the films discussed in this week's episode. All we get is moldy Tomato Bread. Enjoy... if you dare!Intro/Outro by Math the Band.
79 minutes | Apr 16, 2021
#029: Cool World vs Monkeybone
No description due to being sucked into our own created world and running amok.Tangents include Spice Girls, Ishtar, Feet Locker, and Frank Sinatra's Jr's! Plus! Guess the Budget makes a return!Trivia! 18 minutes, 32 seconds in when Konrad says "50 years!" thunder did actually strike at that moment, but it barely picked up on the mic, so Future Jono sweetened the audio by going back in time and standing on top of the building with a Rodecaster Shotgun Boom to record the sound in IRL.Theme by Math the Band. Guess the Budget intro by Crazy and the Brains. Spanish Flea by Herb Alpert. Get That Monkey Off Your Back by The Coup. Spice Girls songs by Spice Girls.PromKon appears courtesy of Funny Ears Radio.
22 minutes | Apr 1, 2021
#028: From Justin to Chili's Too [Tangent Mini]
Are you hungry? Hungry for an American Idol film? Hungry for questionable food that may or may not be edible? Hungry for a tangent that completely overshadows the movie we're supposed to be talking about? Resident Film Fighters, Jono and Konrad, had a battle prepared but got lost on their way to Spring Break or some other explanation that justifies this mini.Konrad's 'Chili's Too Guy' (official name) makes a reprise in this week's episode with some food(?) specials to pair perfectly with the film discussed. If you remember, he first appeared in Episode 22: Teen Witch vs Teen Wolf.Theme by Math the Band. (I Want My Baby Back) Ribs (Back) by Guy Bommarito, Tom Faulkner, Willie McCoy, GSD&M Advertising, Take 6, Larry Lavine, and Chili's.
81 minutes | Mar 24, 2021
#027: Encino Man vs. Blast From the Past
It's time to go back, Marty. Back to the Fraser! It's fish-out-of-water (not really but sorta time travel, too? Time capsule? One of those.) Fraser movies this week pitting together the classic(?) Encino Man and forgettable(?) Blast From the Past. Definitely some pros and Kons. Konrad will be there. He always is. And Jono too.Tangents include Divorced With Children, Stair Bed, Hot Dr. Pepper with Dick Clark, Alicia Silverstone's jabroni agent, Seinfeld Casting, and Pizza Steak.Theme by Math the Band. Long Liquid Lunch by Konrad Hartman.
80 minutes | Mar 12, 2021
#026: One Crazy Summer vs Better Off Dead
Our Top Spectator chose the battle this week! It's a Cusack/Holland joint about wild adventures, crazy "teens", and Sir Eel situations! Which of these absurd comedy classics will come out on top? You decide! Or actually, we'll decide, and you listen.Tangents include cerealism, Doc Brown auditions, and bad French accents!Intro/Outro by Math the Band.
22 minutes | Feb 23, 2021
#025: Pancakes Volume 1 [Outtakes Mini]
Hey everyone! Hope you're all safe during this recent freeze/blackout roll. Your resident Film Fighters, Konrad and Jono were not able to get together this week. OR LAST WEEK! So we threw together our first true Outtakes mini full of funny make 'em ups and break 'em ups. It's PANCAKES! Enjoy.Also, our good friend Tabitha Parker shows up at some point. It's canon, now.Intro Theme by Math the Band. Soundbed by Quantic. Pinhead Outro by Thee Headcoatees.
92 minutes | Feb 19, 2021
#024: My Boyfriend's Back vs Once Bitten
It's our Valentine's Day episode (coming in late due to power outages from Winter Storm Uri) that pits two classic rom-com horror flicks in this week's brutal grudge match. Who will take away the non-existent championship this week? Zombie? Or Vampire? Either way, you're sure to be spooked by this special episode. By all the "great" acting!Tangents include Lon Lon Milk Ad, Tommy Wiseau's Lion King, Screensaver Fights, and Buddy Bart!Intro/Outro by Math the Band. Additional music by Monster Rally, The Angels, Herb Alpert, Flight of the Conchords, Right Said Fred, John Farnham, and George Michael.
41 minutes | Feb 9, 2021
#023: The House That Jack Built [Spotlight Mini]
Jono: Konrad?Konrad: I'm here, Jono.Jono: I don't feel good, Konrad. There's a sour taste in my mouth.Konrad: You want me to show you the way to the next Whiskey Bar?Jono: Yes. Yes, Konrad. Verily!Lots of drinking. Lots of singing. Lots of sinking! Plus a surprise visit from an old acquaintance!Intro/Outro by Math the Band. Band From Can song by CTRL X CTRL V.
88 minutes | Feb 3, 2021
#022: Teen Witch vs Teen Wolf
Hormones are running high in this week's episode involving teens and the supernatural. How come these two never found each other? One was cursed, and the other was spellbound. Well, not really? It all turned out fine. Just fine. More or less.Tangents include Chilis 2 Wolf, Wolf-Love, Coach's Advice, Lawyer Jono Rerun, Teen Witch BotB Issues, and Top That Guy.Intro/Outro by Math the Band.
15 minutes | Jan 30, 2021
#021: EXTRA Gravy Minisode [w/Jamie Gravy]
Serving as a companion piece to Tarantino's Pizza, these are a few outtakes as well as a side discussion of the film, True Romance. Plus! Jamie reveals why he walks with such a hunch sometimes all the time not really.
83 minutes | Jan 26, 2021
#020: Death Proof vs. Kill Bill vol.1 [with Jamie Gravy]
Tarantino's Pizza, hot and fresh, just like you like it - with GRAVY! This week, the film fighting home team is challenged by Comedian Jamie Gravy with one of his favorite directors, Quentin Tarantino. But he's going in handicapped with one arm tied behind his back, because he chose Death Proof. Will Jamie come out on top against Kon n Jon's ringer? Tune in to find out!Tangents include Pog Talk, It's Pat, Search Engines, and Glorious Basterds.Intro/Outro/Film Fact Fraud theme by Math the Band. Liquor by Crystal Gravy.
86 minutes | Jan 19, 2021
#018: Point Break vs Speed
This week, our hometown film fighters discuss one of the greats of 90s/transportation/action/bromance/LA films: Keanu Reeves! Whether it’s surfing or bussing, Keanu sure knows how to make adrenaline ooze from the screen. If only he would divulge his Secret of the Ooze. This is the worst copy that’s ever existed.Tangents include Johnny Utah Football School, The X-Presidents, Rick Astley’s lesser known brother Rob Astley, Soupy Scary Cereals, and FormTrancers.Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band. Liquor by 2 Meatball Sandwiches.
82 minutes | Jan 12, 2021
#017: Hard Ticket to Hawaii vs Pocket Ninjas [Randomizer #1]
Happy New Year! Film Fights is back with our 2021 premiere episode and our first Randomizer! When you drown to death in a dumpster fire, who will be there to pick up the pieces? What the heck does that even mean?Tangents include Escape From Big Trouble Number Bunny Blonde Magoo, Bird Shit Brains Beer Clean Cage, Gas Station Meth Pipes, and YouTube Bait with appearances by Vincent Price and the debut of PromKon!Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band. Other music included: Hard Ticket to Hawaii Theme, Fraggle Rock Theme, Cheers Theme, James Brown, and Com Truise. Liquor by a bunch of it, okay?!
78 minutes | Dec 28, 2020
#015: Christmas Vacation vs Home Alone
Our final holiday episode of the month is finally a match that has legs. Kevin Maculkin and Clark Cable throwdown for the King of Khristmas. We also learn that Konrad hates Turkey, Jono is still obsessed with Tales From the Crypt, and Future Jono is none too happy about the unpaid overtime he put in this month’s haul.Tangents include Mackaly’s Farmer’s Market, Konrad’s Patented Cover Banks, Catfish Kingdom Song, Fredward Hammerhands, and Buddies vs Puppy Chow vs Turtle Brown vs Tiger Blood(?)!Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band. Other music included by Scott Walker, Monster Rally, Jens Lekman, Toadies, The Cryptkeeper, Buster Poindexter, Walker Texas Ranger(?), Quantic, Mitch Murder, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Liquor by Old Bardstown Kentucky Straight Bourbon.
31 minutes | Dec 23, 2020
#014: Holiday Bonus #3: Nightmare Before Christmas
Look! I’m Just Not Into You! New segment for our Holiday Mini where one of the Film Fighters is not so thrilled about a universally loved movie. The battle is Jono vs Konrad to argue why Tim Burton’s Christmas classic is so amazing (or not). Featuring the debut of Lawyer Jono!Intro/Outro Theme by Math the Band. Other music included is The Lizards by Phish, Look I Just Don’t Like You by Piebald, Sally by Gogol Bordello, In an Operetta by Magnetic Fields, Calloway Boogie by Cab Calloway.
79 minutes | Dec 20, 2020
#013: Mixed Nuts vs. Scrooged
Continuing our bloated Holiday month is our next Christmas-themed battle - Martin vs Murray! Death vs Death! Humility vs Ego! All that crap!Tangents include Cooking by the Book, Trailers Galore, Jono to Ashes, Tab vs Diet Coke, Konrad Live at the Apollo!Also introduced in this episode is the premiere of our movie trivia game show, Film Fact Fraud! Plus! We spin the Randomizer Wheel to determine our first Film Fight for 2021!Intro & Film Fact Fraud themes by Math the Band. Cocktails by Mountain D’Egg Nogg.
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