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Cheeseburgers, Ramen vs Pho, High end dining, steaks, Japanese milk bread, Wagon train cookie, Orange is the New Black, Beef Tongue, Foie Gras, Grumpy dog, Cabin camping, Liz lemon the dog, friendships, coping with stress and anxiety, getting kicked out of my own show, Gary Indiana, The Presidential Debates and much more!

The dream bison farm, The Horse Property, Planning, The Tiger, Hailey finds a foot, International waters self defense, David Choe, Mt Everest, Green Boots, House of Leaves, Ready Player One, The Walking Dead, The Abattoir, and more!

My everything hurts, Read-a-thon, The Tiger (Book), Lone Survivor (Book), Marcus Luttrell, John Wick and more!

Brock on the move, new sitting law, The Spins Bar, First week of college, club carbon, working your way downtown, Fur coat dance pole, drink tolerances, Brock’s insane schedules, waiting to play, Brock’s blind setlist, tornado relief show, Brock’s best worst gig, denim dan and more!

Vintage Tie, Guest Tyler, Pranks, Making belly oatmeal, experimenting in college, Chicago Update, college books, Tyler’s saga, hog howl plane ride, the state of air conditioning and more!

Collapsing bed, back stage, peacock, crushed by buildings, cat stories, puppy overnight, urinals, Gus Johnson, minor accident, survival in the wilderness, hydraulic press channel, peanut butter falcon, Willy Wonka, underwater scooter, asthma, guest interviews, best tom hanks movies, interstellar, best pies, apex legends, get kicked for time by anchor app and a final word by yours truly. This podcast wouldn’t be itself without some technical difficulties.

Jess walks through a swamp, Smokemon (song), Joaquin Phoenix, Whats in the box!?, stickers, shark tank pitches, Gater-Nader, David goes to a movie, Slacker, Jacques Pepin The Apprentice, Fortnite vs Apple, Red Dead Redemption broken by Devs, Windex, Lavender, 3 Doors Down, Little Richard the Squirrel, Choke Jake, Steve-O, Final thoughts and more!

Stimulating conversation, computer problems, fiber internet, Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes (game), TikTok, Taco Bell, Jacques Pepin, boarding school, STEM education, JROTC, Marines pins, David bite, Werner Herzog, Jessica’s Birthday, dog parks, The Oregon Trail, shoes, The Hell (band) and more!

Sad Disney, Cheese burgers with Epic sauce, sitting in gum, dick pillow, dad?, ghost team (film), Tech Hearings in DC, rain jacket, fake homelessness, only fans scam, superman 3, glamping, second stimulus, vote for Jezebel, Willy Wonka, Fuck Uncle Joe, and so much more!

Unedited* I got distracted, Jess finds what she needs, patagonia jackets, double sided dildo david, The Green Door, Dog politics, David’s eBay Funko POP, Sail competition, The Meat Hook (butcher), Come again?, Cheese stick debate, Prune fingers, boba tea, broken monitors, carriage ride ASMR, reception desks, David the Platypus, Chester Cheetah, amazon reviews, boosted electric scooter, KAZOOcon, Trickle Down Economics, Fuck you money, Chicago Italian Pizza, and more! Wanna be on our podcast? Send us an email: fioffpodcast@gmail.com

Unedited* David sleeps in, The Fell of Dark, The Rest of Us Just Live here, Roerig, The Golden Girls, Taco Bell, No Mans Sky, David Eats chicken wings, Bad ASMR, Sun Chips, Tick in the bed, Futurama, Chemistry of Fireworks, Octane is MORE DANGEROUS the Caustic inside Bunker - Apex Legends, The Whitest Kids U Know, Black Friday Roomba, Mission Impossible Hack, and much more!

Unedited* Playing adult, Neil Diamond, The Book of Magic, The Elephant Slap, Tenacious D, South Park, Lady Liberty, Iceberg Slim The Pimp, Tom Hardy and the King of Gypsies, Heath Ledger and Tom Waits, APEX Legends, Huskies, Silver Labs, Uber Eats and much more!

Unedited. Brock’s corona saga, Eurovision (film), Bam Margera, Tony Hawk, New PlayStation, CyberPunk 2077 (game), Tesla Cyber Truck, Music Genre Charts, P.T. Barnum (a horrible human being), Django Unchained (film), Robert Rodriguez, Parasite (film), The Platform (film), Ghislaine Maxwell (also a deplorable human being), Book pitches and so much more!

Unedited*, boosted rev electric scooter, headphones, Benny and the jets, one wheel, eliminated, sweaty genitals, toilet paper, zoomers, trump rally, police, Berlin (club), Mary the bus driver, Static-X, American Head Charge, Lars Ulrich has the most punchable face in music, and so much more!

Unedited* Failure to start, Lady Liberty, The Witcher, Thank you Juan Ramierz (aka Jeremy Frisch), Eye shot out by teargas, police training, private security, Alex legends, Trump Twitter, David toots, and much more!

And we are back! unedited with plenty of problems. Shirts off, A week off, podcast self deprecation, Guadalcanal, Start over, Juan Ramirez, The Matrix, Archer, Spaghettification, David gets sucked into the matrix, Brock DJ battle, Robocop, Baba Booey, House of Leaves, Influenza, China travel, Malort Nipples, Kimchi, Helen Keller vs Anne Frank, Zimmerman mix up, eating live squid, David hates everything, Fireball whiskey, Tom Morello, and so much more!

(Unedited) Pizza dough, Podcast archives with the robot, no mans sky (game), air pods, George Floyd, Christian Cooper, APEX legends (game), Back to work, sleep overs, nipplegate, noodle nose, Jes with one “S”, the zip up, Teeth (movie) and more! Stay safe out there!

Unedited* Robot has to poop, House of Leaves (book), Hostage situation break, David the hacker, Fallout 4 (game), The Belly Button Gang, Snowrunner (game), The Lion King (game), Who Wants to be a Millionaire (game), The Oregon Trail (game), Tamagotchi, Body waxing, Bidets, maraschino cherries, stolen food, compacted bowel movements, stomach pumps, and so much more!

Unedited*, dogs, David’s trip to the outdoors, panic attacks, David’s blood loss, Wart Biters, Horse abbess, Legally Blonde, Pineapples, House of Leaves, Podcast discussion, Harry Potter, Ready Player One, and more!

(unedited) Sleepy David misses the show, Jessica on the move, Karen’s, Free Ballin, Jim Morrison, Robot joins, Finding Dori, Horse abscesses, Lump scratcher, Flushing the wound, (technical issue) and we are back, skins, burns, and much more. Stay safe and enjoy.