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Ben and Willy play Wordle 15 times in an ambitious attempt to place a five letter word in each rugby position.  It's not as bad as it sounds.  Enjoy!

We are all back this episode to discuss all things meaty.  If you enjoy a bit of BBQ you'll love this one.  We also briefly talk about vegetables at the end for all you lovely vegetarians out there.  Enjoy!

This week two Northern Irish men shoehorn 15 Scottish things onto a rugby team.  Did tartan make it?  What position got selected for Irn Bru?  Listen for the answer to these and other pressing questions of our time.  Enjoy the show!

We are back for a third season!  This week Willy and Ben tackle the good book and produce an eclectic first fifteen of biblical proportions.  Enjoy the show! 

Three tired men attempt to make sense of the last 14 episodes and construct a coherent rugby team.  Did your favourites make it on?  Probably not, although we do discuss the Fonzy paradox at length.  Enjoy the show!

14  sitcom characters and Oliver Hardy shoehorned into a rugby team.  It's the penultimate show of the season.  Play along at home and enjoy!  

We turn the tables on Ben this week and make him guess our mediocre team of quiz and game shows.  Where would you put Countdown?  Did the Krypton Factor make it on?  These and many other questions answered in almost the penultimate episode of Season 2.  Enjoy!

After a wee break the lads are back with a wonderful team made up of things in Willy's shed.  Get down to your shed, clear a space and sit down to enjoy an hour of shed based rugby shenanigans .  Quick fire sevens and the usual nonsense a plenty.   Enjoy!

Our British Lions special with some Lions tour chat and a wonderful team of African animals to celebrate the upcoming tour of South Africa.  Harness your inner Mufasa and see if your favourites make it on.  Enjoy!

This week Mick and Willy set their sights on 15 wonderful women.  A team of funny, talented and courageous ladies awaits your listening pleasure.  Chosen just after the restrictions lifted this is one of our favourites.  Enjoy!

Ben always comes up with the goods and this week is no exception.  He has selected a rib tickling selection of comics old and new, dead and alive.     Join Mick and Willy as they delve inside the Gaffer's brain and try and guess who he's put where.  An equally hilarious sit com sevens and the usual rambling nonsense.  Enjoy! 

We are back after the mid season break.  Villains, bad guys and meanies.  The lads you love to hate all together on a spectacular first XV rugby team.  After Little Britain, Willy turns the tables on Mick and makes him name 15 film Baddies, with limited success.  We have also turned quick fire sevens into seven minutes of hate.  If you have ever wondered what two middle aged eejits get most annoyed about when they visit the petrol station, this is your lucky day.  Enjoy!

The rugby brain is back with a foodie team of lovely condiments and sauces.  Listen as Mick, Willy and Ben argue over where pepper, mustard and vinegar should go to make a perfect first XV.  It's as fascinating  as it sounds.  Royal family quick fire sevens and the usual nonsense.  Enjoy!

Not only is this weeks episode a whole week early but we've added 20% extra bonus material.  You lucky ducks.  Listen as Willy tries, with limited success, to guess Mick's excellent first XV team of Little Britain characters.  Lots of laughs and bad impressions.  Did Anne get a place?  Where did Mick put Andy?  Listen to find out.  Enjoy!   

The rugby brains of the podcast is back with a special valentines / 6 nations themed team of French things.  Join Mick and Willy as they try and guess Ben's eclectic first XV of things that define the nation.  An Irish quick fire sevens and a bit of proper rugby chat at the end.  Enjoy!

Mick tries to guess Willy's first fifteen of dead leaders.  Some good, some bad but all interesting.  Usual nonsense, quick fire sevens and if you listen carefully, three blind mice played on beer bottles.

Things from the best decade ever.  Join Mick and Willy on a rambling wistful tour of the 90s seen though the lens of a 1st XV rugby team.  Advice on surviving lock down, a sevens of nasty diseases and much much more.  Enjoy!

After months of media speculation the Gaffer's secret identity is finally revealed!  Join the Mick and Willy as they try and guess Ben's somewhat passive aggressive team of "Things that get dropped".  This episode contains our favourite quick fire sevens team of all time so play along and enjoy the show!

A bit like the covid, we're back with a bang in 2021.  A New Year, a new series and a new format of your favourite podcast about things on a first fifteen rugby team.  This week, things found in the second coldest place in your house, the fridge.  Enjoy!

We select 15 things from our previous 14 shows to bring you sixty minutes of spectacular nostalgic nonsense.  Joined by special guests all the way from the land down under, it's as good as gold.  Grab a stubby, fire up the barbie and enjoy the show!