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Kevin has decided that him being coerced into listening to movies he doesn't like wasn't enough, he's now decided to make Pete watch movies that NO ONE likes. In the first of our month long mistak-er plan of talking about the LOWEST rated horror movies on Rotten Tomatoes, Pete and Kevin struggle through the "horror" "movie" One Missed Call. This is probably gonna lose us listeners. 

If you are ever being hunted by a serial killer, make sure to get in the path of one that has a bad memory.This late 90's sequel sees the return of J-Love and Freddie Prinze Jr. as the evil Fisherman continues his crusade against them. Except this time they go tropical!! (But really they don't, because it rains the whole time and they didn't even film in the Bahamas).

You'd think that the homicidal maniac would learn after being bested by two hot teens on a boat. But no, the killer fisherman with a great memory is back for round two, and this time they are going tropical!!Pete and Kev may have found the proto-early 2000's slasher in this late 90's sequel. We've got tropey characters, constant bickering, idiotic decisions, and a killer whose just a jerk and murdering people who have nothing to do with his agenda.

For this episode we're going to use the marketing that the actual movie did: Paris Hilton is in this! She Dies! ...That's it. That's the marketing. That's all you get. 

For a special 4th of July Pete let Kevin talk about family movies!... In which he discussed the most horrific moments on family movies that scarred children everywhere for the rest of their live. Kevin was not amused. Come see the boys talk about horrific events in classic family movies like The wizard of OZ series, The Polar express and of course- Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. What a ghastly man. 

In space no one can hear you scream... because apparently they're all too busy screaming to listen. So basically no one can hear you scream because they're all self centered narcissists. So in space... its just like earth? Come listen to people scream - or don't listen if that's your thing - as Pete and Kevin discuss the 1991 Sci-fi  Horror movie Event Horizon. 

You've seen a killer doll possessed by a voodoo practicing serial killer.But have you seen killer dolls brought to life by Egyptian magic, fighting nazis, duping psychics, and living a life of luxury at a seaside luxury hotel!?If not, then get ready for the 1989 straight-to-video classic, Puppet Master!A film that explores immortality, casual psychic powers that many people seemed to possess in the 80's, and the deadliness of foot-tall wooden puppets.

Fearless Films presents... PSYCHO!Arguably the film that kicked off the modern horror era, Psycho is the closest Hitchcock gets to a slasher.While Pete praises its artistic choices and historical relevance, Kevin can't stop laughing at the thought of a murderous old lady and how scandalous it was that a woman and a divorced man were sleeping together.Also, we have a new contender for best name we have ever heard in a movie: Inspector Arbogast!

An insect had a dream that he was a man, and it was beautiful. But now the dream is over.Kevin had a dream that he didn't have to hear about a gross, body-horror film. But that dream is now a nightmare.Pete had a dream that he was late for class, even though he hasn't been in school for over a decade.

What happens when a film is marketed as a sexy, slasher, slice-em-up, but its actually a tale of growing up and the bonds of female friendship?You get Jennifer's Body!

Once again Pete has given me a decent breakdown of the movie- Evil dead the remake- so I can write this blurb: "It's a well done remake of the classic Bruce Campbell Evil Dead that takes things a little more seriously while still staying true to the original"THESE are Kevin's notes:"Tongue cutty! The trees are alive and NOT with the sound of music! TRIGGER WARNING they killed a dog those sick fuckos!" Sooo yeah- listen to Kevin and Pete as they talk through the Evil Dead remake, a movie they apparently disagree with on the quality of. Actually I have no idea how Kevin feels about the movie, that's his standard fare. 

Today we learn about Science! The science of gas tanks explodingThe science of the undeadThe science of tombstonesThe science of powerwalking away from your problems. Science! or lack thereof, abounds in this episode of Fealrless films as Pete and Kevin talk about Night of the Living Dead Remake!

Welcome to May! The beautiful month of rebirth, regrow and rehashed old worndown film plots! Kevin and Pete take us through a deja-vu inducing breakdown of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. But wait! you cry, monocle falling into your cup of bergamot tea,  I say you've done this one before! Yes oddly refined listener of ours, we HAVE talked about this exact movie before, but that didn't stop hollywood from remaking this exact movie, calling it the exact same thing, and expecting to reap the rewards from it. So we're at it too! give us rewards! 

Do you have ANY idea what I have to work with on these descriptions??!Pete's notes- A short indie horror film where there's a monster lurking in the darkness, called Lights out. Ok, fine, great. little sparse but i can do this. Kevin's notes- DANANANANA CAT VAMPIRE!... I don't even think that's enough nana's for the batman theme. I hate this place. 

Hello Clarice ... IS APPARENTLY NOT WHAT HE SAYS AT ALL. Pete takes Kevin through the masterly well crafted crime thriller (not horror because it won awards) movie Silence of the Lambs. Learn everything about why Anthony Hopkins is not invited to Kevin's birthday party. There's apparently stuff about the movie in there too. 

So I got the notes for this episode from Kevin and it just reads as follows:"PResideennt??? ALIEANS?!? Bill pullmans is a cat boy? Buffy hates ghosts........ I need to rewatch Memento. "So yeah. That's what's in this episode. I guess? Enjoy trying to unraveling Kevin and Pete's perplexed ramblings about The Grudge! 

Pete digs up another terrible holiday themed horror movie and Kevin can't handle it. This time Pete had gone too far. The tables are turned in this episode! What does that mean? I don't know! They don't tell me things! What do table's turning even have to do with anything? Wouldn't the table just still be the same? If it's a round or square table can you even tell if it's been turned? Find the answers to none of these questions on this week's episode of Fearless Films! 

Join us everyone as today Pete takes Kevin through one of the most uncomfortable moments in American history... OR DOES HE? IT's weird, and racist, and it definitely makes the two boys uncomfortable, its... Antebellum! 

Join us as the boys break down the 2006 apocalyptical horror movie The Omen. Pete comes to terms with his fear and suspicion of all humans under the age of 10 and Kevin learns what the word "plagiarism" means. Also this isn't ghostbusters? They told me to put that in. I don't know why. 

Hey Everyone and welcome to Fearless films! Today's episode is...*checks calendar* Aaaah dammit. Happy St Patrick's day. I'm sorry.