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Fanimorphs: The Dork-Bajir Chronicles
120 minutes | Mar 9, 2020
Hello friends, and welcome to the end. Today, we're joined by Special Guest Mikael, and we talk about the series as a whole. To everyone who's ever listened to our show, or geeked out with us about Animorphs, thank you. It's been an amazing (almost) three years and we've loved every second of it. You may now demorph.
85 minutes | Mar 2, 2020
Book #54: The Beginning
Here we are, gang. Back to where we started. Back... to the Beginning!! This week we talk about book #54. Next week is our finale episode! If you have questions you want us to answer, let us know on Facebook or Twitter!
68 minutes | Feb 24, 2020
The Ellimist Chronicles
Warning: The episode may cause you to clip into the matrix of the universe. This week we're talking the Ellimist Chronicles! Come dig into this sci-fi epic with us. It's not hard, it's not soft, it's crunchy and fibrous and juuuuust right.
67 minutes | Feb 17, 2020
Book #53: The Answer
This week, we discuss the penultimate Animorphs Book, #53: The Answer. We get pretty emotional when talking about this one. Next week we'll be discussing The Ellimist Chronicles, the week after that is Book #54, and the week after that is our series wrap-up! Check our Facebook and Twitter to submit your questions.
57 minutes | Feb 10, 2020
Book #52: The Sacrifice
In this episode, we read Fanimail that we've already read, and talk about this book as if it were the next book. This week we talk about Book #52: The Sacrifice! Talking points: Full-body condoms, bloo bland, emotional bruisers.
53 minutes | Feb 3, 2020
Book #51: The Absolute
This week is an absolute HONK of an episode. Here, we talk Book #51: The Absolute, and I promise you, it'll QUACK you up! Highlights: Cool Bird Acrobatics, Andalites eat grass, and other than that it was a really funny book!
75 minutes | Jan 27, 2020
Book #50: The Ultimate
You're it! You're the ultimate, you! This week, we talk Book #50: The Ultimate, and we discuss what would be in a Hork-Bajir constitution (hint: It's only for Hork-Bajir to know) Highlights: Ellimist tit-for-tats Crayak, Balling is War, the Yeerks are Bad Guys
59 minutes | Jan 20, 2020
Book #49: The Diversion
This is not a drill, but it is a diversion! This week's episode talks about Book #49 and how we could have saved everyone's parents better. How, you ask? Why, by doing what Mikael could never suggest: Finally using a bomb. Talking points: Two Yeerks Snuggin' Up, a Call to Arms, Horny Scooby-Doo.
52 minutes | Jan 13, 2020
Book #48: The Return
We return after our two-week break with some bad news: Tessa has been swept out to sea and Brayden is too sick to save her. The audio may be bad but the content is good! Question to the listeners: How would YOU kill Visser 3/1 in one-on-one combat? What morph would you use? Let us know!
52 minutes | Dec 23, 2019
Book #47: The Resistance
Don't try to resist our dulcet tones! This week we're talking Book #47: The Resistance. This books a two-for-one double punch of sadness and death. Let's dive in! Highlights: Dak Hamee's Thick Ass, Trekkie stuff, Your Beaver Answer
46 minutes | Dec 16, 2019
Book #46: The Deception
We promise we are not out to deceive you! This is a real podcast episode where we talk about Book #46: The Deception. Tessa can't stop giggling and Brayden doesn't know how to say "Admiral". Highlights: 13 seconds of lip-stretching (15.10-15.23), Morphing Michael Phelps, How fast can a fast boat go?
58 minutes | Dec 9, 2019
Book #45: The Revelation
We are here! We have no fear! We're talking fast and cracking wise about book #45: The Revelation! This episode also reveals Tessa's favourite ice cream flavour and Brayden making himself sad again. Also near the end of this one we try to parse out the American Military Ranking System. Highlights: Pineapple Controversy, Hapless Action Comedy Autopilot, and a *chef's kiss* Enya cover.
57 minutes | Dec 2, 2019
Book #44: The Unexpected
'Ello, mate! This week, we talk book #44: The Unexpected, and make an unexpected judgement call on Australia. Sorry, 'Straya. Also we get really deep into the lore of the Chee for some reason. Apologies for the little echo, it's a December mystery that can never be solved. Talking points: Death Guilt, Reoccurring passing out, Tessa's Favourite Christmas Song
63 minutes | Nov 25, 2019
Book #43: The Test
Welcome back, everyone! Hold the applause! Y'all are great. We're here to talk about Animorphs #43: The Test! This book gets into heebie-jeebie territory, and I don't just mean the Taxxons! Highlights: Tessa doesn't remember how many books are in the series, least-jacked kangaroos, oh and warning for slurping sounds from 1:02:26 - 1:02:36. Sorry!
53 minutes | Nov 18, 2019
Book #42: The Journey
This week, Tessa and Brayden discuss Book 42: The Journey. Mikael is no longer on the podcast; he stepped aside due to personal reasons, which he says are boring but I'm wondering if he's been Yeerk'd this whole time. Highlights: Very fancy trips inside people, How do you blow out a corner?, the pettiest of petty books.
39 minutes | Nov 11, 2019
The Speaking Tree: Animorphs #41
We are back in The Speaking Tree this week, discussing book #41: The Familiar! To pay for ruining Brayden's life last episode, we've locked Tessa away in a space ship and sent her off to Mars. Don't worry, she'll be back on Earth next week, but until then, Mikael's going to make some references to Bachelor Frog off-recording and then bring it back up at the end, confusing everyone. Highlights: History of The Five revealed at last, octodad's business job for business, wombat butt trivia
17 minutes | Nov 7, 2019
Pickmans Model Part 1
A preview of a project Brayden's been working on in his personal time. Keep an eye out of you'd like to see more.
53 minutes | Nov 4, 2019
Book #41: The Familiar
Finally, we have read a book from the regular, normal, Animorphs series. And it's a doozy. Join us this week as we discuss Book #41: The Familiar on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles! Talking points include: Business casual Hork-Bajir, so many purple suits, the wild world of psychological sci-fi, and ten long years.
48 minutes | Oct 28, 2019
The Speaking Tree: Megamorphs #4
How would you have dealt with the seeing the Ax transmission followed by the invasion of the Yeerks right after? How would you have used morphing to help a kid out who you know is being constantly bullied? Let's say you were visited by a mysterious alien, a Drode perhaps, and this alien wiped your memories of reading Animorphs. Would you start reading the series for the first time, as you are now? Why or why not? This week’s Fanimail: @LegoRats: https://twitter.com/LegoRats/status/1174025801228005376?s=09 R Felix Finch: https://facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=911685279217133&id=417173502001649 Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Thanks for listening!
62 minutes | Oct 20, 2019
Megamorphs #4: Back to Before
We’re back at it, folks! Time to get some book learning done now that that wretched TV series is behind us. We dig back into the written word in our discussion of Megamorphs #4: Back to Before on this episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles! We talk Drode, actually-kind-of-cool sci-fi tropes, time travel, and terrible endings in this return to form after a long hiatus from the book series. Glad to be back! Fanimail: Arjun Krishna: https://soundcloud.com/user-947395870/rachel-and-tobias Art from the song’s cover art: MeEmilee https://www.deviantart.com/meemilee/art/Animorphs-painting-Rachel-and-Tobias-563935653?fbclid=IwAR01S16IgCPmAr80lMJe5SRRXTag5_xuz7LfBZMUCaM79UUtlRSdF0ir6UQ Check out our Podcast Page on the Collective Legacy Podcast Network site: www.collectivelegacy.org/fanimorphs You can find our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/dorkbajir Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/dorkbajir Our Tumblr: https://dorkbajirchronicles.tumblr.com/ Our Facebook: www.facebook.com/dorkbajirchronicles/ Our Instagram: www.instagram.com/dorkbajirchronicles/
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