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If we're talking holes of dicks, we must be talking about Aladdin. Join for our final episode, where our hosts discuss Aladdin and Sleeping Beauty with all the wit and gumption you've come to expect. Thanks for listening!Support the show

Well, they each read the stories separately. Now, they get to hash them out together. Ariel chimes in as Nick and Ian relive their tellings of Rumpelstiltsken, and Hansel & Gretel. Wish them luck!Support the show

As our little podcast slowly draws to a close (two more episodes after this one), our intrepid hosts recap some heavy hitters. This episode we look at The Ballad of Mulan, Thumbelina, and Jack & the Beanstalk. Amazingly, Hans Christian Anderson's story is not the most upsetting one this time around!Support the show

Ah, Hans Christian Anderson. Yeah, Nick is screaming "nooooo." His pain is our entertainment.Support the show

This week, Ariel, Nick and Ian recap The Three Robes, The Bear, and Motikaitka. Nick has initial jokes for two of those three things....Support the show

This week, our intrepid hosts recap The Fate of the Turtle and The Golden Branch. Which one makes Ian head's hurt, I wonder?Support the show

Welcome to our final reading episode; after this, all episodes will be "Fairy Funnies."For our final story, we've decided to end with a classic: Sleeping Beauty. Come hear the parts that were not in the Disney version (such as the prince's evil ogress mother)!Support the show

Wait. So was Rapunzel's mom hooked on marijuana? Also, was Rupunzel herself, like, super jacked? All these questions and more in this week's fairy tale recap.Support the show

This week, our hosts recap The Goats Ears and the Emporer Trojan, The Clever Weaver, and The Marvelous Musician (spoiler: he really isn't; those woodland creatures really should have been allowed to eat him).Support the show

Switch up! This week we have a fun change as Nick and Ian each take a turn reading one of our stories. Nick delights us with Hansel & Gretel, while Ian gives us the deets on Aladdin.Support the show

This week, our hosts Ariel, Nick and Ian cover Peter Bull, Goat-Faced Girl, and Fish Girl. One of them frustrates Ian to no end... wanna guess which one?Support the show

There are some iconic stories we're covering this week! Here are some beans. Now a spirited horse and if you don't guess what these stories are about in three days, we'll claim you're first-born child!(For legal purposes, we must admit that we're not serious about that)Support the show

Merry Christmas! ...in May. Sorta.This week our intrepid hosts recap the four stories from our Christmas episode, and find themselves ask yet again "What was your DEAL, Hans Christian Anderson?"Support the show

This week we're covering The Prince & the Dragon, where a rabbit turns into a dragon and a prince wrestles with it, and Thumballina, who's a funny little squirt.https://linktr.ee/ChaoslillyCreationsSupport the show

Which will a goblin value more: a book, or some jam? How will a prince and princess deal with the usurper step-mother, and will they forgive her daughter for their misfortunes? All these questions and more in this week's episode!https://linktr.ee/ChaoslillyCreationsSupport the show

Do nuns ever seek fortunes? Would a king not keep track of marquis in his kingdom? Will Ian NOT predict the next plot point in any given tale he's hearing? All these questions and more are explored as our hosts recap The Gray Man and Puss In Boots.NOTE: DUE TO PROBLEMS WITH RECORDING, THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED STORY READING IS DELAYED TO NEXT WEEK.https://linktr.ee/ChaoslillyCreationsSupport the show

Ah, Edgar Allen Poe. Doing things to raven's tongues so they can talk, glazing over the logistics required for a six month orgy... and apparently getting press-ganged into voting until he died? Join our hosts as they recap the Poe stories we did last Halloween, suss out fairy tale logic vs. gothic horror logic vs. "logic" logic, and discuss how scary it would be if the dog could talk.https://linktr.ee/ChaoslillyCreationsSupport the show

Ariel, Nick & Discuss Dorani and a couple of other stories. Topics include how jellyfish barely qualify as living and should die, confusion over how a cloud pregnancy would work, and how colonialism just lazily calls every monster from foreign folklore a "goblin."https://linktr.ee/ChaoslillyCreationsSupport the show

Our three hosts recap the non-Poe story from our Halloween episodes: Bluebeard, The Goose Girl and The Singing ! Some fun facts learned along the way is that Ariel's "ASMR voice" affects Ian too much to drive, neither Ian nor Ariel ever watched Game of Thrones, and Nick does a bang-on impersonation of Mickey Mouse.https://linktr.ee/ChaoslillyCreationsSupport the show

On this cheery episode of Fairy Tale, everything dies. Flying turtles die, the fathers of magic babies die... even this podcast, too, may very well die!What, you wanted uplifting material? Ha! If only all fairy tales could be so.Support the show