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54 minutes | Jan 13, 2020
Pre-Ep 2.1: Visiting the North Pole and Iran
It has become apparent that Tim Allen should not be trusted with movies anymore. It has become equally apparent that certain world leaders shoult not be trusted with drones. Join Mort as he wraps up everyone's least favorite Christmas movie and prepares for the next movie. And while you're at it, why not follow his upcoming co-host, Lincoln Freimund on Twitter? Just search for @ldfreimund. Go on. It'll make you smarter.**Research on the effects of Lincoln Freimund increasing your smartness are inconclusive. You should do it anyways. Just to be safe.
52 minutes | Dec 24, 2019
Episode 1 - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
In this holiday spectacular, Mortimer Langford is joined by his friend Lizz as they delve into the seedy underbelly that is The Santa Clause 3.What kind of government do Elves follow? (A Yuletocracy)Can tapdancing be sexy? (Yes)Does Hallmark make good Christmas movies? (....Eventually? Maybe?)WiLl SeYmOuR tHe ElF pOsSeSs MoRt AnD cOnSuMe HiS vErY sOuL? (It's best not to ask)All this and more as Mort and Lizz discuss what one particularly spiteful critic described as "Tertiary Syphilis"!
25 minutes | Dec 24, 2019
Pre-Ep 0.1: The Pilot
There comes a time in every boy's life in which he must become a man. And when he does, he often will find-Sorry.Got carried away there.In this episode, the concept of Mortflix is explained. Why am I doing this? What does it entail? How many lawsuits will there be? Who knows?!?After a brief setup, the very first movie is introduced. Spoiler alert, it's a Christmas movie.Why are there three Santa Claus movies? Is TIm Allen really that hard up for money? Couldn't Martin Short find literally anything better to do? And why can't I remember what this movie is about? None of these questions are answered in this episode, but feel free to join in anyways. It'll be fun. (Hopefully)
61 minutes | Apr 8, 2018
Mortimer Langford has decided that he has had enough of plants, because... Well, frankly, we don't really know why. At this point, we've pretty much learned to just step back and let him do his own thing. We'll probably regret it later, but for now, enjoy listening to him explain why you should no longer journey out into the woods. Or something like that. Starring Jake.
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