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Sam and Tia return from yet another hiatus to bring you joy with nonsensical ramblings, thoughts on the Game of Thrones finale, and another instalment of Bad Lyrics. What are your thoughts on La Croix? extremelypalepod@gmail.com

Sam and Tia return from their brief hiatus to talk about peeing in pools, Sam's birthday, and dolphin-assisted-births. What's your star sign? extremelypalepod@gmail.com

Sam and Tia do a deep dive into the palpable chemistry between Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, share their unconventional Oscar predictions, and discuss medical examiner Judy Melinek's book and the movie Velvet Buzzsaw. Tell us your biggest fears. extremelypalepod@gmail.com

Cake Maker Sarah is back to tell yet another haunting tale from her past! Plus, Sam and Tia tell what is possibly a ghost story, and Logan makes a surprise entrance to talk about his encounter with a pro wrestler. Send us your stories! extremelypalepod@gmail.com

Cake Maker Sarah has returned! She joins Sam and Tia to talk about the Fyre Festival documentary and to tell a chilling tale from middle school. Sam confesses her love for Alex Trebek, and Tia reads a piece of hate mail that hits very close to home. Plus, don't miss another instalment of their bad lyrics segment! Please, please give us compliments: extremelypalepod@gmail.com

Join your EPIL co-hosts on a foray into badly written television, discombobulated locomotives, and reflections on teendom. Validate us: extremelypalepod@gmail.com @xtremelypalepod

Happy (belated) New Year from the ladies of Extremely Pale and Incredibly Loud! Tune in to this episode to hear Sam and Tia's resolutions and reviews of popular TV shows and movies, including You and Bandersnatch. Plus, don't miss an impassioned chat about Riverdale. Tell us your thoughts about cult-like jewelry: extremelypalepod@gmail.com

This week, Sam and Tia finally bring you tales of their trip to Seattle! Tune in to hear about a near-death experience, spooky tunnels, and pizza from strangers. Send us your stories! We love to hear about anything from airport security encounters to winding up in maze-like basements. extremelypalepod@gmail.com

Sam and Tia bring you a special episode with tales of snowstorms and arachnophobia. How do you feel about spiders? extremelypalepod@gmail.com

It's Sam and Tia's first episode on the go! Join them on a journey to the doctor's office to learn the secret of the ooze. Now accepting life advice: extremelypalepod@gmail.com

This episode is a real doozie. It's filled with tales of emergencies and features the return of Robot Logan! Tell us about your appliances. extremelypalepod@gmail.com

Happy 60th episode! Logan is back to argue with Sam about aliens and share an unfortunate story about puke. When was the last time you washed your jeans? extremelypalepod@gmail.com

This week, Sam and Tia have special guest Logan on to talk about dance-a-thons and mixed martial arts. What are your thoughts on dirt & worms? extremelypalepod@gmail.com

Welcome to the episode with pep! Sam and Tia dive into the second season of Riverdale and they have a looot of opinions. What show should we review next? extremelypalepod@gmail.com

This week, Kristina joins the ladies for a round of Dumb Lyrics, and shares the story of how she and Sam met.

This week, Sam and Tia are joined by surprise guest Kristina! Sam reads celebrity conspiracy theories, then Tia and Kristina see if they can guess who the theories are about. It's a wild ride from start to finish. What's your fave conspiracy theory? extremelypalepod@gmail.com

They're back! In the new studio, Sam and Tia reminisce about Sam's birthday, talk about the most horrific looking crustacean, and analyze some questionable lyrics. Do you have arachnophobia? extremelypalepod@gmail.com

In part two of our Valentine's Special, the ladies rant about oversharers, discuss anthropomorphic sex toys, and Chelsea shares stories of online dating. Tell us your dating horror stories! extremelypalepod@gmail.com

In this special Valentine's two-parter, Chelsea joins the ladies to talk about nipple tattoos, bestiality, and Tia and Sam's tumultuous texting relationship. Tell us about your Valentine's Day! extremelypalepod@gmail.com

Ahoy! This week, Tia and Sam discuss the notion that whales are not people and talk about the world's scariest child. Plus, Sam takes the psychopath test on air! Are you a psychopath? extremelypalepod@gmail.com