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So this is the one where Chris's mic is all messed up, but fear not! We've got a cracking good time talking about the end of the war! Who lives, who dies, and who turns into a plant person with super powers? I mean, if you've come this far, you know. Advertiser:Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.comTwo Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits:Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone

So we're back from our two and a half month break! Woo! Ready for another season of the Pod? We have so many episodes left...what? There are like 2 more? Really? Oh boy we timed that wrong. Well, in this one Able squad is looking for this secret club that's apparently THE BOMB. GET IT? Well, really it's all about clones, freedom, and the dignity of humanity. Also sweet dogfights. Advertiser:Two Five Films: https://www.twofivefilms.comTwo Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits:Intro/Outro: Eric Calderone

So it's JUMP DAY BAY BAY! The Jump Troops are paying DC a visit, but are they going to enjoy their stay, or are they going to get run over by an H Street Trolley? See? DC humor. Smart Pass. Shaw. Verizon Center. Shoot, not that last one. Advertiser:Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.comTwo Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits:Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

Hey there PigPen it's ChiTown Cop. Hammer down to Phaeton City, and look out for some rabbit ears at the overpass.  Did I do that right? Anyway, it's a destruction derby for our Squad as they head on down to Chicago to catch some...REVENGE!    Chris's New Show!!! https://youtu.be/e35wOD0AXYU Advertiser:Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.comTwo Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits:Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

Oh man this one gets me every time...Alec, my favorite character when I was a kid, is out of sweet moves, and gets hugged to death by Typhonus. Spoiler Alert! But...it this the end for undead Alec? Advertiser:Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.comTwo Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits:Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Also, we talk about the Critic a bunch. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser:Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.comTwo Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits:Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

It's a regular Heart of Darkness in here as JT and the crew go looking for a plant maniac in the jungle! Will Captain Planet lay the smack down after they evaporate a river? Probably not, but in one of the stranger episodes of the series, Nara gets turned into a plant person. Also, I totally know it was Animaniacs who did the parody. You'll see what I mean when we get there.   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser:Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.comTwo Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits:Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

Our squad is back together to discuss the passing of one of our favorite "bad guys" in the show. I mean, ok, he was pretty sweet at the end, but he did take over Miami and run some gnarly prison camps there. So, call it a draw? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser:Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.comTwo Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits:Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

So apparently JT Marsh has some very strong feelings about geo-thermal energy. I mean, he could have gone home, but he needed to sabotage the breeding facility in order to discredit GT as a viable alternative energy source. Is JT under the thumb of big Dark Matter? Only time will tell! In this episode: spoiler etiquette, Ryan's X-Men trauma, and the panopticon vs personal identity! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser:Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.comTwo Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits:Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

So yeah, slight development in the world of Exo Squad that E FRAMES ARE ALIVE AND PLUG INTO YOUR NECK. This changes everything. Like, do they all talk to each other all the time? Have they been drawn into this war unwittingly? Can they bring peace to this universe? Also, where the hell are the pirates these days? Also there's a new breed of Neo Warrior etc etc... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser:Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.comTwo Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits:Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

Oh man, this one took a bit to get out of the hopper! It's a Chris/Ryan show this week, and we're talking about the goo-iest boy of them all...PHAETON. Was it worth the wait? Maybe? Officially our earliest episode, it was also our latest! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser:Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.comTwo Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits:Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

YAH! Come along on an Exo-venture as we get back on that dusty trail toward Phaeton City! Is there a Birdman? YES. Sewer Dogs? Kinda. I thought they were cats, but apparently those where the Street Cats. Who knew this could be so complex?  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser:Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.comTwo Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits:Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

So yeah, Net Neutrality goes and suddenly Ryan gets eaten by the interwebz. So it's kind of a two person show this week. Anywho, in this episode we realize that the Heart o' Mars is kinda sexual, Glenn sucks, and Torres totally would have killed the Exo-Scouts.  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser:Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.comTwo Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits:Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

This episode is the combat zone equivalent of a wacky racing movie from the 60s, but with more fireballs. Everyone is getting on their horse to be the first to check check check out this strange alien compound, but it turns out the compound is MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE. Like Transformers. Get it? In this episode: Ryan Harnedy's Law of Lasers (revisited), Metroid, and Longfeather doing the heavy lifting. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser:Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.comTwo Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits:Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

Oh we made a mistake. We thought it would be fun, but sometimes, shows get cancelled for a reason. Did the denizens of Fish City break our Exo Crew? Yes. Yes they did. WATCH FISH POLICE Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser:Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.comTwo Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

Major Dad, meet Sgt Mom, ass kicker extraordinaire! It must be sweeps week, because we've not only got Exo Scouts but also TALKING RAPTORS. Will the Murder Scamps live up to their namesake? Or will the Raptors get the last laugh? SPECIAL GUEST STAR JOSH GEE! Check out his food newsletter! Snack Cart: bit.ly/SnackCart And check out the cookbook mentioned in the episode! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertisers:Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.comTwo Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits:Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

Promotions all around! JT gets the bump, and now Nara is the new squad leader of Able squad! But will everyone survive this period of turnover? Yeah, unless you're in Baker squad. In this episode: Exo Scout permission slips, Exo hobbies, and Scamps ahoy! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser:Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.comTwo Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies Music Credits:Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

Barca, your star shone too bright on the darkness of space. In this episode we say goodbye to our dear pirate spy/friend, talk about smooth brains, and stupid Venus, always VENUS. We also talk about the Space Olympics, Ryan's Law of Lasers (applied) and more! Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

Tyree and Able Squad are throwing a killer party, and Shiva and his nerd friend want in! What CRAZY hijinks will take place? Will Shiva get a dance with his secret crush? Will a horde of raptor men kill everyone with acid? In this episode: JT Marsh holds a grudge, the high ground, and how laser guns really work! Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Advertiser: Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies

How bad could being stuck in Australia be? Wait, they're Dino Monsters and Crab people? Gross. We get into it about this Maggie and Alec focussed walkabout! In this episode: swimmer's abs, dino-spit, and the air speed velocity of an unladen BAT-MAN (African or European?) Music Credits: Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/exosquadgoals Advertiser: Two Five Films:  https://www.twofivefilms.com Two Loopy Ladies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TwoLoopyLadies