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What’s going on with the podcast? Why wasn’t there a new episode this week? How long will the break be that’s coming up? Tom answers all of those questions and apologizes twenty times in this short audio update.DOWNLOAD

Alex & Tom watch the episode where Becky gives birth to twins, Uncle Jesse has his appendix removed, Danny shows his butt to some old women, and Michelle is really mean about her birthday presents! This one’s weird.DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

Alex & Tom are taking the week off since parenthood is exhausting, but you can listen to the time that they watched the episode  where Danny lets Uncle Jesse watch the kids by himself on his first night in the house and (allegedly) laces their ice cream with cocaine. Plus, our first-ever Tanner family murder theory!DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

Alex & Tom watch the episode where Michelle Tanner whines and whines and whines about how her birthday and how she’s now aware of her mortality, then they play a ton of clips of old episodes praising the Olsen Twins. It’s super-pointless and somehow, this episode is still 40 minutes long. Alternative title: “Michelle Buys A Bag of Dicks”.DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

Alex & Tom watch the Motown Philly episode of Full House - you know the one. If you don’t, Danny pressures Stephanie into giving up her childhood for dancing and Uncle Jesse “no-homos” a baby shower. Plus, a passionate debate about proper usage of the possessive apostrophe!DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

Alex & Tom watch the very special episode of Full House where DJ invites an elderly Alzheimer’s patient come over to watch her little sister’s dog show, Uncle Jesse decides to make a statement about gender roles in pregnancy, and a dog drags his penis in the mud! DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

Let’s look back at an early favorite episode of ours, as we made Los Angeles-based comedian/actor Erik Barnes (@ThatErikBarnes) watch the episode where Danny Tanner brings down the entire boxing industry with one television interview, seen on all twenty TV sets in the Tanner house! DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

Alex & Tom watch the episode where Joey almost makes out with a hot cable repair person, almost goes to a Donny & Marie concert, almost murders a beloved local TV personality, and somehow gets a new job! Plus, find out which popular 90′s musician is blocked on Twitter by Tom and learn way more about satellite dishes than you ever needed to know!DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

Alex & Tom watch the episode where Uncle Jesse meets America’s TV Elvis in on a vision quest, the distant Tanners take family reunions WAY too seriously, and Joey becomes addicted to tabloids just to move the A-plot along this week! Plus, the debate begins - did Jesse & The Rippers actually have one decent song?DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

Alex & Tom are excited enough about their one-hundredth episode that they make their friend and television writer/producer Kevin Marshall watch the episode where Danny makes DJ’s mega-crisis all about himself, Stephanie gets super image-conscious, and Uncle Jesse is literally too stupid to install a door knob. Plus, Alex gets really weird about a high school sex scandal! DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

To prepare you for our 100th episode next week, let’s look back to our favorite episode thus far - Episode #25 from December 7, 2014! We watch the episode where Uncle Jesse has to tell his dad that he’s leaving the family business. But more importantly, our pal Kevin Marshall lets us in on a sordid tale from his past - THE SIXTH GRADE POSSE.DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

Alex & Tom watch the episode where DJ gets her own room because she’s outgrown both of her sisters, Joey and Danny fight over the childbirth coach who now operates out of their living room, and Becky tries to send Uncle Jesse across the Mexican/American border to get seedless watermelon!DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

Alex & Tom watch the episode where Michelle makes Danny go on a date with her teacher because she’s having mommy issues, a teacher assigns Kimmy Gibbler to move in with the Tanners for the weekend, and Uncle Jesse goes hardcore - like Whitesnake and Ratt!DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

Alex & Tom watch the episode where Uncle Jesse has a panic attack because Becky is pregnant with twins, Michelle has a panic attack because kindergarten is really scary, and Stephanie has a panic attack because everyone finds out that she thinks her new teacher is a hottie!Also, we have a special message to the weird little community that we are honored to call our listeners. Thanks.DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

Alex & Tom watch the episode where Becky gets pregnant and doesn’t think Uncle Jesse will want the kid because his band is doing well, Michelle creates an imaginary friend out of kinda-real school friend trauma, and approximately one hundred brass players join Jesse & The Rippers!(NOTE: There is a serious discussion about infertility mid-episode and how it can affect a family. If you are someone who has struggled with this, please know that you are not alone.)DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

Alex & Tom watch the episode where Danny dates a college girl to make himself feel better, Uncle Jesse is a total jerk about children’s music, and everyone pretends that Slaughter is a hardcore band!DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

Alex & Tom watch the episode where DJ relies on Becky to not narc on her while she sneaks out to go to second base, Danny outs himself as the best pool player in the world, and Michelle plays pranks on really dumb people! Plus, a sad runaway revelation from Tom on this most SOOPER episode of the podcast!DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

Alex & Tom make their pal Jason Bice (Big Brother, Wipeout, Bordertown) watch the episode where Joey miraculously flies from San Francisco to Los Angeles, auditions for a sitcom role, and gets the part in under six hours! Plus, they try to figure out exactly what Frankie Avalon & Annette Funicello’s agents tried to force into the script, get to the bottom of Joey’s weird dreams about Kimmy Gibbler, and Jason drops some truth on how wrong Full House gets the inside workings of television!DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES Check out Jason’s newest project POOP BUCKET CARTOONS at PoopBucketCartoons.com!THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

Alex & Tom watch the episode where Stephanie gets a crush on a boy and then discovers she is the best pitcher in all of Little League Baseball! Plus, a weird B-story about how no one will let Jesse & Becky have sex, and lots of weird personal baseball stories from the hosts Green!DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE

Alex & Tom watch the episode where Stephanie gets age-conscious and accidentally causes DJ to put a hole in Danny’s bedroom wall, Jesse suddenly learns how to fix things and is a jerk about it, and Kimmy Gibbler is a total coward about everything! Plus, they literally stop the show for five minutes when Alex freaks out about how Tom’s phone is kind of like Winamp!DOWNLOADSUBSCRIBE ON ITUNES THEME SONG: “Everywhere You Look” by wearebeatradio​ CLICK HERE to listen to more of their music! FOLLOW THE HOSTS ON TWITTERAlex - @TheAlexBGreen Tom - @NotThatTomGreen SHOW FEEDBACK: FullHousePod@gmail.com LIKE THE PODCAST ON FACEBOOK - CLICK HERE