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The ladies go coastal in their first fast food challenges. Felicia and Lea try West Coast favorite In and Out Burger and compare it to the East Coast darling Five Guys Burgers and Fries. The ladies judge each place on burgers, fries and atmosphere. Bonus, you also get to hear Felicia's true feelings on Russian Dressing.  

Season 9 of RuPaul's Drag Race has come to a close and the ladies have a lot to say about it. The two reflect on their predictions from the beginning of the seasons, talk top queens and favorite moments. They also dig deep into what made Season 9 a particularly polarizing season and crap on Mark for winning their fantasy league this year. 

We're baaaack! And this time with a friend! Our first guest on season 2 of Everything Processed is Kelly Coxsyn! Listen to this fabulous drag queen and the ladies talk about their highs and woes of Internet Dating. This episode has it all! Underage scandals, creepy dudes who like vegan cheese fries and even a catfish episode! Once you're done listening to the episode make sure to check out Kelly on Twitter and Facebook! Stay in the know on when you can catch a Kelly performance in Fargo, ND or around the Midwest.  

It is the most wonderful time of the year! RuPaul's Drag Race season 9 is about to kick-off on March 24th and the ladies are too excited. Felicia and Lea express their hopes and dreams for the season, discuss what queens have stolen their hearts and who they already want Sashay Away! This 30 min episode is a full blown Drag Race fan dream. Will a big girl finally take the crown? Will Aja catch the judges eye? Will Lady Gaga be a diva or a dread? The ladies explore it all in this BONUS RPDR predications show!

WE <3 TV AND MOVIES! In episode 9 Felicia and Lea get personal, real personal. The ladies talk about their fictional best friend, tv soul mates and play their first serious game of Married, F*@k, Kill on the show. We talk the Office, Golden Girls, Friday Night Lights and of course a mention of RuPaul's Drag Race comes up. 

There is more to things processed than snacks and Big Macs! There is also the process of keeping your skin fresh and face beat. The ladies talk about skin care from when they were curious teens to the regimens they keep as full blown fabulous women! Felicia shares her dewy face secrets and the horrors of chemical peels, while Lea tries to convince everyone that sour milk is good for the skin. Want to follow Felicia and Lea's skincare regimens? Check out this blog post that gives you the steps and links to the products the ladies use!

Who doesn't love a good snack? The ladies take a journey down memory lane discussing snacks from road trips and lunchrooms. Listen to Felicia tell a scandalous story about Funyuns, while Lea confesses her love for Diet Coke tallboys. 

In episode 6 the ladies take a moment and appreciate the power of a good dip and a warmly melted cheese. Felicia shares a couple love stories turned horror about her favorite dips and we find out Lea apparently doesn't love anything delicious. 

So much fast food with so little time. Don't worry, the ladies have reviewed 4 delicious (and not so delicious) items so you don't have to! Listen to a detail dissection of the Wendy's Sirracha chicken sandwich, Chic Fila's grilled chicken nuggets, KFC's Famous Bowl and Nashville Spicy Wings. Some of these items are old, some of them are new, all of them reviewed! Spoiler Alert, Burger King failed us again!

What is better than getting a cold fountain soda and a hot french fry handed to you through a car window? Nothing. Episode four is about everyone's dirtiest, most secret of lovers, FAST FOOD! The ladies give you insight on the tiers of fast food, who has the best french fries and the food you should never f@&k with.  

In this very special episode Felicia and Lea are joined by their significant others in a celebration of American holidays. With Christmas right around the corner, the group digs deep into their emotions of all holidays from Presidents day through Christmas. The girls cover holiday foods, traditions, memories and some very shocking "I Don't F*@k With That" moments.  They even let the boys speak once our twice to tell tales of bus driven Christmas trees and unloved Cabbage Patch dolls. Go grab your hot coco, snag a ginger bread cookie and snuggle up to some laughs and feels.  

There is nothing better than trash television and for episode two Felicia and Lea are serving up reality TV realness. The two ladies  breakdown the their favs and flops in the world of reality tv. From RuPaul's Drag Race to throwbacks like Joe Millionaire a lot of ground is covered to celebrate the garbage people we have come to know and love. Now, put down your GoGo juice, go grab and curl up with a Fabellini and get this tardy party started!

Welcome to Everything Processed’s first episode ever! There is no state that celebrates a processed aesthetic more than the great state of New Jersey. Between acrylic nails, tanning beds and crunchy gel curls no one beats a Jersey girl.  Felicia and Lea reminisce about growing up in the armpit and how it shaped their high school style. Get ready to hear thick accents and listen to us talk about steamy salty pork roll!