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You guys...this week, Mary...the EBF Team is struggling. With a dry week in the news, Tat and Bendy have no choice (apparently) then to succumb to talking about farts and queefs, watching TikToks into the microphone, and singing "Move On" from Sunday in the Park with George about 41 times. We discuss Britney's pregnancy announcement, Aaron Tveit's flawless vocals in Moulin Rouge, and play a fun game of "Where Are They Now" with some C-List Disney Channel Celebrities (RIP Tish Cyrus). This week is definitely a silly one, so buckle up!

Bendy is bronzed, Tat is paying for his own health insurance, and your favorite best friend duo is BACK, baby! After our week off and essentially seven days with no contact, the EBF team has MUCH to recap and discuss.  We recap Thomas' iconic Euphoria birthday party, Kendall's elegant and majestic trip to Cancun (with some airport DRAMA) (if you are from the cartel there was no drama), and then get into the nitty gritty of the past 2 weeks. Pop Culture recap includes an award show double hitter (literally, in the case of the Oscars...), Noah Beck headlining a potentially gay rom-com, Abbott Elementary NOT being a crime show, and, but of course, our weekly crucifixion of Elizabeth "Beanie" Feldstein, active mayor of Flop City USA.

Happy Thursday, Flops! This week, the EBF team is going rogue--no notes, no sexy ;) Tat and Bendy are discussing Kendall's upcoming Mexican vacation extravaganza (including whether or not her 16 lb bag of trail mix would be allowed through TSA), Wolf' Webster's new name-less drip, the 17 new shows currently out all about scheming businessmen, Rachel Zegler's SECOND Oscar snub, and so much more. The HME is BACK in service this week with an anon submission! This week, our guest conductor goes for a terrible, filthy, misguided roll--and we aren't talking about Miss Molly, Mary...

Happy Thursday, flops! We missed ya. This week, we have MUCH to discuss, including: The reignited feud of Ye and Skete, Thomas' new sisterhood with the Bravo franchise, the release of the new Bridgerton Season 2 trailer, Miss Anna Delvy ZOOMING into an episode of CHD, and the choice to end all choices on a Broadway stage that NO ONE is talking about...

"We already wired you the money, it's an issue with the bank!" This episode is brought to you by Tat's passable and Bendy's deplorable impressions of Anna Delvy's Russian/German dialect (apologies in advance). On the Pop Culture docket this week is the iconic Love Is Blind Reunion (and the entire nation's agreed hatred of limp dick Shake), a final recap on Shondaland's Inventing Anna, our takes on the recent many celebrity engagements that have hit the tabloids, our favorite TikTokers of the moment, and finally, Tat and Bendy discuss WHO would be in their nightmare blunt rotation.

Happy Thursday, babes!! Listen, we are gonna keep it one hunna: the vibes are low in the EBF studio this week, due to the looming Third World War and the horrible invasion in Ukraine. BUT, your BFF's Tat and Bendy are soldiering through to have our weekly giggles with our podcast besties. This week, the main event (due to a slow news week) is the Season 2 finale of Euphoria, and all the hits and fucking MISSES that came with it. From Maddy finally beating the shit out of Cassie, to Lori just forgetting about the 10K that Rue owes her, the EBF team is here to #MentionItAll, much like Elliott did when he performed that 17 minute long song... 

Hey fraaaans. Happy Thursday! This week, Bendy and Tat have done what they thought was the unthinkable: we had a messy, rowdy night out on the town. This week, we are recanting the tale of our gallivant in downtown Manhattan, ending at the iconic and messy Marie's Crisis. Hilarity WILL ensue, TRUST the DUCHESS. We also discuss the premiere episodes of Inventing Anna (you have to say it in the dialect), as well as a brief best friend catch-up! This is an extra-silly one!

Happy Thursday, besties! Your favorite muses are back hitting all the top hits from the past two weeks! Highlights include a good ole Euphoria recap, Julia Fox's weird mouth and tongue behaviors, our girl Pernila and the Tinder Swindler, Ye's latest instagram breakdown, and the EBF team's romantic Valentine's Day recaps. On the HME this week, sweet gorgeous Tat is back in the conductor's seat, with a ticket all about a spray tan and a polaroid camera almost getting him cancelled.

We are BACK baby, and Rihanna's newly debuted baby bump has us in HIGH spirits! This week's pop culture hits include a Euphoria check-in, Kamila Valieva and her psychotic moves on the ice, Kendall's iconic trip to Sleep No More, and Thomas' recap of Company on Broadway, including Patti LuPone's cameo in the audience. THEN, for the first time in EBF history, the EBF team takes to OMEGLE in search for a third guest host. The results are not....something we would particularly buy for ourselves. On the HME this week, an old FLOP catfish really tries it, and our guest conductor is faced with a decision: to fuck or not to fuck the old geezer. 

Happy Thursday, besties! Our sweet SWEET Bendy had just a few too many Broadway Openings to manage this week (everyone go see MJ ASAP), so to keep her head from exploding, we decided to re-release both of our favorite episodes of the pod: Back Pocket Bitches, recorded in a time when we were both single and a LOT more fun. For newer best friends who joined in on the podcast journey later in the game, this is REQUIRED listening. Enjoy and we will see you next week with some new good good! xoxo

Happy Thursday, besties! Your favorite podcast duo is back with our weekly pop culture takes rooted solely in passion and not nearly enough in fact :) This week, Everybody's Talking About Jamie (Lynn)! We are hitting you with our red hot recap of Jamie Lynn's first extended sit down regarding her new book, "Things I Should Have Said," with Call Her Daddy's Alex Cooper. On the HME this week, an alleged "bully" rolls up to a man's house for a hookup...

Hiiiii besties, it's time to get down to brass tacks and talk about Sydney Sweeney's titties and Jamie Lynn Spears being the biggest FLOP of all. This week, Tat hold Bendy accountable for her wine-induced text bullying over Ariana DeBose's SNL hosting, and their never-ending feud over WSS continues. Big hits of the week include the return of Euphoria, Megan Fox and MGK's engagement, the superfluous breasts, boobs, jugs, titties, cocks, and dicks on Euphoria, and the biggest IG brawl of the decade: Britney VS. Jamie Lynn (HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, BRO!) On the HME this week, our anon conductor takes a morning trip to REI, and finds himself up shit creek with no paddle....literally.

New year, new season besties!!!! WE MISSED YOU! This week, we are coming back to our roots, with an entire hour of our favorite dead segment that we dug up from the grave, *Have You Seen/Have You Heard/Have you Watched?* We are talking new intentions for the new year, holiday recaps, Kanye being mounted in his closet for Interview Magazine, the passing of icons Bob Saget and Betty White, and Tat and Bendy finally duke it out over the Ariana DeBose of it all...

Nothing says "Happy Holidays" like Kendall having to quarantine due to two genuine COVID exposures! Miss Omi really tried that with our girl! So, this week on EBF, Tat and Bendy take to Zoom to deliver our best friends some podcast goodness. After our break last week, we have lots of content to catch up on, so we are #MentioningItAll, Mary! We are talking Single All the Way starring Jennifer Coolidge, the hullabaloo surrounding the Jeremy Strong profile in the New Yorker, the Golden Globe noms, Annie LIVE!, Britney coming for Diane Sawyer on IG, and we finally get to the bottom, once and for all, of WHO actually wrote the Broadway play PASS OVER. Aboard the HME this week, we got some drunk co-eds crying and making microwave nachos!! All fun and drinking games until campus police shows up...

Another COVID variant in America means another new episode of EBF, Marys and Larrys! This week, Tat and Bendy are recapping Thanksgiving as they slowly start to slip into the holiday spirit. The streets of New York all smell like Balsam and we are feeling ALIVE, baby! Top hits of the week include our 2021 Spotify Wrapped, Kendall's spooky escape from a Luke Combs concert (random...), Selling Sunset season 4 (and Christine Quinn's QUESTIONABLE motherly shenanigans), the Anthony Ramos/Jazzy Jones breakup, and why our mothers got SO bent out of shape when they had to drive a friend home that lived approximately 7 minutes away...

Happy Turkey Day, Marys and Larrys! The day of thanks and food coma is upon us, and it has us feeling some kinda WAY! This kinda way also resulted in Tatty leaving the podcast mic behind in New York, so enjoy the gorgeous uncut audio stylings of Bendy's MacBook Air Microphone!!  In prep for all of the turkey, stuffing, and pumpkin pie we will be literally binge eating for the next, idk, 4-6 days, the EBF team is hitting you with alllll the good good from the last week. We're talking hot takes on Adele's 30, the new Tick Tick Boom film, the new season of Tiger King (kill me),  and Kimmy K and lil lanky Petey D, to name a few. It was a dense week of news and culture, so we are #MentioningItAllMary. 

This week, the vibe is very Everybody's Best Friend (Taylor's Version) (10 Minute Version). That's right, baby, the queen of sad girl autumn has bestowed the gift of her Red re-release upon us, and there is MUCH to discuss. On top of that, Paris got married, Britney has been freed, and Lindsay Lohan is acting again? What a stunning season for the queens and queers, Later, Tat and Bendy break down our past favorites from People's Sexiest Man Alive (without hauling ass to Walbaum's to do so), as well as take a quiz to find out WHICH iconic Taylor Swift Track 5 matches our vibe. It's a very Taylor episode, alright! Give the girl her scarf back!

Everyone deserves the chance to fly, besties: EXCEPT James Corden. After a brief weekly recap (greatest hits including: NYC Marathon weekend, Kendall's massage turned concussion, and the horrific tragedy at Astro World), Tat and Bendy are throwing hands over the announcement of Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo headlining the Wicked movie. We revisit our hot takes on movie musicals as they pertain to Wicked, as well as fight over the casting decisions, lay down our bets for the rest of the cast, and vow to do everything in our power to keep James Corden far away from this film. 

Happy Thursday all you ooky spooky pals! This week, Tat and Bendy are recapping their iconic halloweekends, and our favorite spooky pop culture moments from the past week! Tat revisits our good friend Miss Molly, and Mary, hilarity enSUED! We are talking favorite celeb halloween costumes, spooky Zayn hitting spooky Yolanda Hadid (?!), Kim K making spooky visits to spooky Staten Island, and Dorit Kemsley's genuinely spooky home invasion. Then, aboard the HairyWeen HME, an anonymous conductor tells the spooky tale of a mistrusted burp on his 21st birthday...YUCK!

Hello, You. The spooky season is UPON us, and what better way to celebrate than with the latest and BEST season of our favorite gory, sexy, serial killer-glorifying television program: YOU. That's right, heifers. We are here on this pod to #MentionItAll when it comes to the third season of You, and all the fly, hot, sexy, and murderous shenanigans Love (would die for her), Joe (whatever he's fine), and their neighbors in Madre Linda (#JusticeForSherry #SherryWorkedTheCage) get themselves into. We are presenting hot takes, identifying plot holes, laughing at Marianne the Librarian, and lusting over beautiful new neighbor Leo: this episode's got it all, diva.  SPOILERS AHEAD: if you have not finished You S3 yet, WHAT IS YOU DOIN but also this is NOT the ep for you. Aboard the HME this week, a guest conductor finds himself naked and quite afraid, surrounded by cops in the middle of a Boston blizzard...