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In this episode, we’re talking to dead bodies with Farewell, My Lovely. We discuss Aria’s off-screen speed-therapy, Caleb proving to be an even worse husband than he was boyfriend, Ali receiving a couple more rounds of blame for literally everything, Charlotte’s murder being solved in a supremely unsatisfying way, Mary Drake showing up for Spencer like no Hastings ever has, and Tanner gobbling down the very last of the scenery. Content warning: this episode contains mentions of transphobia, mental health issues and suicide. Next week is the FINALE of PLL! Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

In this episode, we’re running down the clock with Choose or Lose. We talk Emison’s not-so-steamy woods hookup, the audacity of Caleb to spring a surprise wedding on Hanna, whether Spencer and Mona got to have sex off-screen, the horror that is this Alex/Toby situation, Aria’s eventful phone calls with AD, and Tanner returning to devour what remains of the show’s scenery. Content warning: this episode contains mentions of rape and pedophilia. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

In this episode, we’re hunting for shovels with Driving Miss Crazy. We talk Mona and Emily’s fake couple antics, Veronica cleaning up Peter’s messes, Haleb’s tent sex redux, Spencer’s Mary Drake connection, Ashley’s sassy new haircut, and the campy musical glory of Aria’s dream space. Content warning: this episode contains mentions of statutory rape. Content warning: this episode contains discussions of trauma and self-harm. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

In this episode, we’re flooding tiny rooms with The Glove That Rocks the Cradle. We talk Aria’s dramatic descent into delightful destruction, Spencer getting noir-y with Marco, Lucas teaching us the difference between a comic book and a graphic novel, Emison finally achieving #Endgame status, Haleb acknowledging their past mistakes, and Prezra performing an exorcism (of sorts). Content warning: this episode contains brief mentions of grooming and misgendering. Content warning: this episode contains discussions of trauma and self-harm. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

In this episode, we’re reading comic books with In the Eye Abides the Heart. We talk the sheer delight of everything Avataria, Paige McCullers getting the send-off she deserves, Mona getting hot and heavy with the game, Aria finally standing up to Prezra, the adventures of the Not Fishing Bros, and how much we love Troian’s directing. Content warning: this episode contains mentions of sexual assault, forced pregnancy, suicide and misgendering. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

In this episode, we’re shopping for baby clothes with Power Play. We talk Emily and Paige’s bizarre method of decision-making, Prezra’s apartment regaining its second story, the incredible laziness of the Pastor Ted and Sydney “reveals,” Peter Hastings proving to be an even worse parent than previously understood, Aria’s manic looking-at-a-screen face, and Ali getting faced with the most violating A.D. scheme to date. Content warning: this episode contains discussions of sexual violence, forced pregnancy, mental illness and misgendering. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

In this episode, we’re playing pingpong with Hold Your Piece. We talk the horrifying return of the Hannakin, Spencer getting a heaping pile of needless Marco backstory, Toby and Yvonne’s quickie deathbed wedding, Aria learning how to hack in a day, Sydney’s gay muppet voice, and Caleb losing another fan with his “spicy tuna roll” remark. Content warning: this episode contains brief mentions of addiction and sexual assault. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

In this episode, we’re seeing red discussing These Boots Were Made for Stalking. We talk the absolute garbage fire that is this Addison plot, what might be included in a Mary Drake character description, Aria’s coming out cooking show, whether Spencer’s been face-napped by Alex Drake, who Sydney hooked up with off screen, and Mona doing her best to make this episode in any way watchable. Content warning: this episode contains discussions of homophobia and sexual abuse of teens/children, as well as mentions of substance abuse and suicide. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

In this episode, we’re walking up some surprise stairs with Playtime. We talk the hats on hats nature of Liars’ Lament, Aria getting terrible advice to plan a wedding sans groom, Spencer’s 1940s birth flashback, Vandermarin starring in their own delightful fashion romcom, poor Mrs. Horowitz having to handle an avalanche of lesbian drama, and Holden returning as the ultimate gay BFF. Content warning: this episode contains mentions of substance abuse. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

Regarding our last episode, a quick but important retraction. Thank you all for your listenership and grace. We take this platform seriously and are sorry for not doing more thorough research.

In this episode, we’re rounding up our various—and mostly queer—highlights of 2022. We talk our favorite shows, books, movies and music, as well as some pop culture moments, YouTubers, essays, personal victories, and, of course, our beloved listeners. See you in 2023! And please send us your highlights of the last year! Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

In this episode, we’re doing a deep dive on the sibling relationships of PLL. We talk Jason as a cautionary tale, Melissa as Spencer’s mirror, Aria as Mike’s third parent, Charlotte searching for family connection, which set of PLL brothers are the worst, and (sigh) Alex Drake, innit. Content warning: this episode contains mentions of addiction and sexual abuse. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

In this episode, we’re talking headcanons: the silly, the sad and the nonsensical. Which of the OTPs will be first to divorce? Who does Ashley Marin have sex dreams about? What are the Liars’ favorite TV shows? How many people has Noel Kahn hooked up with? What is the darkest timeline? And which popular femslash couple does Joanna not ship? Content warning: this episode contains mentions of disordered eating, pedophilia, substance abuse and self harm. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

In this episode, we're talking Taylor Swift! We discuss our personal histories with the music of Ms. Swift, which albums match which Liars, the Taylor lyrics that remind us of PLL, Gaylor thoughts and theories, and the inherent queerness of Taylor songs. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify (which features a playlist to accompany this episode), and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

In this episode, we’re talking Liar costumes! We study lewks from various dances, funerals, Halloweens and other Rosewood events to determine the best, worst and queerest outfits worn by our favorite PLLs. Follow along on our instagram to check out the pictures for yourself and see if you agree with our takes! @everybodyapodcast Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

In this episode, we’re doing a deep dive on all things Jenna Marshall. We talk about Jenna’s various queer dalliances, how the show completely fails her as a character with a disability, why the Toby abuse plot doesn’t serve either of them, whether the Liars ever atone for blinding her, our headcanons for the Cavanaugh/Marshall parents, and our favorite Jenna lines and moments. Content warning: this episode contains discussions of sexual abuse and ableism. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

SPOILERS FOR DO REVENGE! In this episode, we’re taking a neon trip to Miami with the film Do Revenge. We talk the leads’ incredible chemistry, what makes this movie a love story, the delightful inclusion of Sarah Michelle Gellar, which PLL characters we’re reminded of, the revenge plots we’d dream up for the Liars, and whether or not the run-time is too long. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

In this episode, we’re getting beheaded with The Darkest Knight. We talk Paige saying the quiet part loud, Alex Drake throwing a kiss-shaped wrench in Toby’s life, Jenna going full Wait Until Dark, Mona once again proving her eternal devotion to Hanna, the confounding use of police scanners and news footage, and Sydney strolling back into town with more beef up her sleeve. Content warning: this episode contains mentions of sexual assault. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

In this episode, we’re playing Clue with The Wrath of Kahn. We talk the disappointing choice to involve Noel in the Dollhouse, Aria and Jason being tasked with tracking down yet another file, Paige still carrying an obvious torch for Emily, Sara’s baffling phone wallpaper choice, Spencer having nothing to do in the ramp-up to her mom reveal, and Sabrina’s red flag cupcakes. Content warning: this episode contains mentions of date rape and coercion. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

In this episode, we’re getting nosebleeds with Exes and OMGs. We talk the “may or may not” nature of Nicole’s imminent rescue, The Radley’s potential Hanna Protocol, Emily lacking main character energy as she navigates a possible new job and the return of Paige, the way-too-involved backstories of the Doctors Cochran, yet another plot point that hinges on a file, and The Grunwald resurfacing to make us ask, “WTF?” Content warning: this episode contains mentions of rape, abortion and alcoholism. Send us an email at EverybodyAPodcast@gmail.com, check out our Instagram @everybodyapodcast, check out our Spotify, and please rate/review us on iTunes. Thanks for listening!