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The boys use a word generator last episode for episode two's topic. Eric is the only one who remembers. Dave shares a personal story of staring down Oliver Stoner and Will goes old school podcast reverting back to strange and funny stories.

Welcome to Episode 1, Season 2: After a summer hiatus, we still don't know what we're doing.    This week Eric surmises he could fund the purchase of his airplane by selling paintings with nothing on the canvas. "Take the money and run". But don't die with the lottery ticket in your pocket. Dave and will discuss unusual real estate opportunities for sale and abandoned. 

Eric, Will and Dave are gearing up for season two! We are coming for you!

Eric, Will and Dave return after three week hiatus. Eric goes to Maine and theorizes why they don't wear coordinated clothes and why Britons bricked up their windows! Dave is mocked by a mocking bird outside his bedroom window. William picked the top three all time world records. If your going to skip a part of the podcast go to Will's topics they are funny!

Eric and Dave bringing out the animal topics this week for Episode 19! Whether the critters are beached, falling, stealing wood or pooping on patio decks (furry, feathery, scaly or otherwise) Eric and Dave have you covered. Will brings the Crime Blotter to the show this week uncovering the horrific crimes perpetrated on humanity, like the guy who drew penises on potholes or the abhorrent felony of unreturned VHS tapes. A special thanks for the content goes to Orange County, California; Chicago, Illinois;  Porcupine Plain, Saskatchewan, Canada, Tehachapi and Crystal Cove State Park. 

EPISODE: 18 Sir Eric "David" Attenborough" takes us on a nature odyssey by quizzing us on weird and wild sea and land critters, but Will files a protest about how the quiz was conducted (Warning: Host beef). David can't always make up his mind on topics, because a 4mph English narrowboat police chase was almost as good as Disaster Girl seeking advice from Overly Attached Girl and Bad Luck Brian on how to sell her NFT for $450K. But Dave settles in on reptilian shapeshifters who live among us. Will introduces us to the battle of the Joshes replete with rock-paper-scissors and pool noodles. Which Josh was victorious!?  ​ Eric ​I am an idiot and don't remember my website links. Hence I am called Eric Knows Nothing! ​Will https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/04/26/Josh-battle-Air-Park-Lincoln-Nebraska-pool-noodles/3111619460598/ ​Dave Disaster Girl: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/disaster-girl Bad Luck Brian: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bad-luck-brian Overly Attached Girlfriend: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/overly-attached-girlfriend Shapeshifters: https://youtu.be/o5XZShL7ijE

Before you call the police on something terrorizing your neighborhood, Eric lets us know it's probably good to check first to see if it's not a delicious pastry. Dave makes good on a promise to write (and kind of perform) a sea shanty for the show. With three topics to choose from (a dessert coffin and an elderly lady delivered to the wrong house) Dave tells us about a littering mystery. Speaking of mysteries, Will uncovers an international Lego theft ring involving the French.    Creature terrorizing Poland Town Turns out to be a croissant: www.foxnews.com/food-drink/creature-tree-poland-croissant-animal-control   Cream puff coffin: https://apnews.com/article/colorful-coffins-new-zealand-funerals-fedb833ce8065f84c3326f0d22500b12   Wrong lady, Wrong house: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-56794652   Littering bandit: https://www.khon2.com/news/weird/couple-man-has-tossed-used-cups-in-their-yard-for-3-years/   https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2021/mar/30/french-police-on-trail-of-international-gang-of-lego-looters   https://www.npr.org/2021/04/03/983870097/people-are-stealing-legos-heres-why   Legos are the new gold :)          

    Summary EPISODE: 16 ​Heed Eric's warning from Canada; the zombie apocalypse is coming our way. Just look for the dead bodies and listen for the chattering teeth. And that isn't the only thing we have to worry about from Canada. Will suggests that somehow Rhea birds from the region will be weaponized to wreak havoc in Britain, which might be a more pleasant demise than being trampled by a zoo elephant while trying to get a photo with your two-year-old daughter (also a Will topic). Dave introduces the idea that at one point you have unknowingly attended a crow funeral, which would be a murder and a funeral at the same time. Delve more into these intelligent and highly resourceful birds on this episode of EricWillandDavePodcast.com!  ​ Eric: ​https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/canada-brain-disease-new-brunswick-b1825751.html ​Dave: ​BBC Wonderstruck Crows: https://youtu.be/HWXe7Js6GnI Top Crow Facts: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/504722/12-fascinating-facts-about-crows Crow thieves: https://apnews.com/article/alaska-costco-shoppers-raven-steal-groceries-99b4db455f6d8bd9d18db091d0eeacb7 ​Will: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/03/26/britain-rhea-birds-running-loose-Three-Rivers-Hertfordshire-England/5761616788387/  https://people-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/people.com/crime/father-allegedly-took-daughter-elephant-enclosure-san-diego-zoo/?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&=true&usqp=mq331AQHKAFQArABIA%3D%3D#aoh=16172196659720&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fpeople.com%2Fcrime%2Ffather-allegedly-took-daughter-elephant-enclosure-san-diego-zoo%2F

You all thought we took last week off to relax. Nooooo,  we were busy preparing only the finest and most absurd content for this week's show. We bring you Episode 15; chock full 'o stories and hilarity like Eric leading us on a guessing game to determine the origins of random human feet washing ashore in Canada. Dave lays out his Pinellas Park, Florida, origins of his fear of space aliens while lamenting that scientists debunked the light sail alien ship, Oumuamua. Will introduces us to who might very well be the worst boss ever in Miles Walker, a strong candidate for Florida Man.    Our string of bad luck with show sponsors continued, but saved at the last minute by our new sponsor, Campbell's Chunky Semiconductors - farm fresh to your electronics device. 

  Eric spots Rainbow, kidnap story from last episode, using defense intelligence agencies. Also, Ohio man thinks he's better looking than his mug shot. Dave discover a modern day pirate ship making its way around the world. Will exposes the rainforest bait and switch scheme.  

In Episode 13, Eric boasts that he deciphered the secret binary code on the underside of the Mars Perseverance lander parachute, only to leave the listeners hanging on what it is. He also proves the existence of Bigfoot in a most unconventional way.  Dave discusses the three times passing notes to girls in school went horribly wrong (scorn from a teacher, a doomed 17-hour relationship, and a D in trigonometry) and how the 16th-century technique of letterlocking would have kept out unwanted eyes. Will finds that the video game developers who over promised and under delivered on a popular game title got their comeuppance from hackers.    Technology sucks and sometimes we want things back the way they were, which is where our new sponsor comes in. LikeB4. 

In a discussion about show audience, Dave regales the listeners with a story that involves an ill-gotten cop car and an 80s TV star named Heather. From the comfort of his studio chair, Eric gives us the latest on the origins of how Stonehenge was built. Let's just say it was aliens and call it a day. Dave reveals his YouTube binge watching habits which, thematically, takes him to the countryside with cows and timber. With some theatrics, Will distresses about some kidnapping cases in the UK that remain unsolved.    We welcome our newest sponsor, Podcast4U, for when lazy asses want to podcast.    Visit our website: ericwillanddavepodcast.com

Florida Man is back! This time with a tattoo of the state on his forehead. Eric investigates further and of other state men competing for the goofy moniker. Dave calculates how many miles it would take the 66 people stuck on a Wisconsin ice floe to travel out to the North Atlantic Ocean. Will takes umbrage with seedless grapes that have seeds. The beginning of a protest movement?    As we say goodbye to our sponsor CleanJohn, we welcome DadHug, for when you really need one. 

12 minutes of absolute debauchery but funny!

EPISODE 10: Back from a short hiatus. Eric had pul-enty of time to contemplate how to pull off the perfect crime and get away with it, as long as you’re willing to drive your victim to Idaho. Dave finds that the pandemic has given way for a resurgence of the Sea Shanty music genre. Will, fresh off of never having taken a law class, delves into Samurai justice to settle a divorce case. The show welcomes a new sponsor! ​Dave: Los Angeles UFO: https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/30/ufo-sighting-thousand-oaks-101-freeway-los-angeles-clear-shot/ Cookie Monster Geode: https://www.livescience.com/colletor-finds-rare-cookie-monster-rock.html A sea shanty (Nathan Evans, Wellerman) : https://youtu.be/UgsurPg9Ckw ​Eric: ​Yellow Stone Death Zone: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9203533/Yellowstone-Zone-Death-50-square-mile-region-Idaho-away-murder.html ​Will:  Man requests sword fight with ex-wife and lawyer to settle legal dispute: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jan/14/man-requests-sword-fight-ex-wife-lawyer-settle-legal-dispute

Get up off your COVID couch because Eric lets us know that if we don't we're going to start altering time. And if that isn't bad enough, Dave worries that toilets will be scanning the business end of our anatomy and automatically interfacing with Amazon to send us ointment when we need it. That and other CES 2021 oddities. Will The Big Brain marvels the sophistication of drone racing and plans on taking a whack at racing simulations (in lieu of doing it real life).    We welcome our new sponsor. Bumper Buddy takes the hassle out of watching where you're going when you're on your cell phone. "Bumper Buddy, for when you really really don't want to be bothered."   

This week Eric cautions the listeners about getting too close to a sandbox tree, which will most certainly result in your early demise. Speaking of death, Eric lays to rest his ongoing Monolith updates. Dave shares some new "message in a bottle" stories and then talks about people who fish for other people's misfortune in rivers, canals and storage lockers. Will coaxes out stories from Eric and Dave from when they made poor driving decisions while being young and dumb. Will looks for the moral message in a 5 year old's solo journey to find a California Lamborghini.   

This week Eric gives listeners an update on the Monolith, which has taken on a more snacky form; floats a floaty a theory about Jetpack Man; and tells us what the Koreans can now do in 20 seconds. Dave lets us know about a winemaking operation being conducted out of a wastewater treatment facility that leads to criminal charges and (regrettably) goes through a list of disgusting ingredients for making wine.   Will introduces us to a holiday hero who we all can get behind: Florida Man. Altruistic and well-meaning, but much maligned and misunderstood, Florida Man is the gift that keeps on giving, year round. Will gives us the 12 Days of Florida Man.    We welcome our new show sponsor, Datsbad Family Winery.   

This week, Eric shames delivery drivers who hoard porch goodies, gets creeped out by fleshy lifelike masks and ponders beavers who herd cows. Dave does some distance calculations about the farthest place to get a sandwich and quizzes the guys about who’s geographically closer to our listener in the Philippines. Will’s aversion to being with people while traveling has him celebrating a jetpacker who violates Class B airspace above Los Angeles.  Our Nestdoor sponsor from Episode 5 sponsor fired us, but we welcome our new sponsor: not-really HGTV’s new hit DIY show, “You Almost Done?” This and more shenanigans from the guys.

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