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Enter The Asylum
109 minutes | Jan 25, 2022
A Snow Globe Christmas #55
Happy very belated holidays! We're at last back with A Snowglobe Christmas! Intro and Outro: Once In A Lifetime. By. Talking Heads. Also Jingle Bells. That too.
121 minutes | Jun 16, 2021
Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus! #54
We're back with Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus! A movie that actually has character development? In my Asylum? Say it ain't so.
117 minutes | Apr 1, 2021
The Terminators! #53
Here we are again, back with another dreadful Asylum Sci-fi movie! The Terminators! Did you know? The real reason Skynet killed everybody was because they watched this film!Questions or Feedback? Tells us at firstname.lastname@example.orgMusic: The Terminator 2 Theme. By. Brad Fiedel.
135 minutes | Mar 16, 2021
Countdown: Armageddon! #52
We're back with another Faith Film, Countdown: Armageddon! The only thing I want to countdown is the number of these movies we have to watch... Music: Silent Hill 2 OST: Mary's Invitation and Pianissimo Epilogue
86 minutes | Jan 29, 2021
Dragon Quest (And 18-Year-Old Virgin) #51
We're back with a two for one deal here at Enter The Asylum, Dragon Quest and 18-Year-Old Virgin! Two films which we want nothing to do with and desperately do not want to talk about! Music: Stupid Things. By. Girl Ray.
138 minutes | Dec 30, 2020
Santa Claws! #50
Happy holidays from Enter The Asylum! We're back again for another Asylum holiday film Santa Claws! In this episode, we discuss Santa worshipers, sleigh hackers and kitten haters! Opening Music: Jingle Bells. By Jingle Cats.Ending Music: Silent Night. By Jingle Cats.
80 minutes | Dec 23, 2020
The Day the Earth Stopped! #49
We are here again with another Asylum film, The Day the Earth Stopped! It's a shame that the only thing this movie was able to stop was my desire to live! Music: Rain. By. Bishop Allen
91 minutes | Dec 9, 2020
Merlin and the War of the Dragons! #48
We are back with Merlin and the War of the Dragons! In this episode, we try to discuss anything but today's Asylum film! Topics include various BBC shows, fandoms and bible fanfiction! Music: Merlin toy commercial. By. Parker Brothers.
97 minutes | Dec 1, 2020
Sunday School Musical! #47
After an extended break, we're finally back with Sunday School Musical! In this episode, we discuss singing, dancing, and a dark and sinister mastermind behind the entire operation! Music: Dem Dry Bones, By. Delta Rhythm Boys.
107 minutes | Sep 9, 2020
Death Racer! #46
We're back this week with DEATH RACER! In this episode, we explore the second official film debut of Insane Clown Posse, WWE's Raven, and a shocking revelation about the shadowy past of a racist stereotype! Check out our twitter to see when a new episode releases! https://twitter.com/EnterThe_AsylumMusic: Send In The Clowns. By. Frank Sinatra
84 minutes | Aug 5, 2020
100 Million BC! #45
We're back to the past with this week's watch of 100 Million BC! In this episode we discuss, being sucked into the digital world, a helicopter-based diet, and the neverending Deja Vu of Asylum films!Check out our twitter to see when a new episode releases! https://twitter.com/EnterThe_Asylum Music: It's Only Time. By. The Magnetic Fields.
89 minutes | Jul 22, 2020
Journey to the Center of the Earth! #44
We're delving deeper into the depths of The Asylum with today's watch of Journey to the Center of the Earth! In this episode, we discuss big dumb dinosaurs, big dumb spiders, and the big dumb industrial-military complex.! Music: To the center of the earth. By. Pat Boone.Check out our twitter at https://twitter.com/EnterThe_Asylum
102 minutes | Jul 8, 2020
The Butterfly Effect #43
Something unusual for us this week with a viewing of a non-Asylum film, The Butterfly Effect! In this episode, we discuss a stupid idiot who can't use time travel properly! That's pretty much it. Just a complete dipstick who can't time travel to save his utterly pathetic life. Fun! Music: PAST LIFE. By. Toddy Smith.Check out our twitter! https://twitter.com/EnterThe_Asylum
92 minutes | Jul 4, 2020
Street Racer #43
We're back this week with Street Racer! In this episode we discuss the sexist fast hot new hot rods! The blazing fast streets of LA, with all its turns and tables, and also the systematic oppression of the post-prison workforce due to their treatment by shitty cops! Music: Gas Gas Gas. By. Manuel Check out our Twitter at https://twitter.com/EnterThe_Asylum
113 minutes | Jun 17, 2020
Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls #42
We are back with our latest archaeological dig in which we uncover Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls! In this episode we discuss, The Death Claw, Adults riding kiddie park rides and chewing the script Music: Queen of The Savages. By. Magnetic FieldsCheck out our twitter to see the horse jump! https://twitter.com/EnterThe_Asylum
89 minutes | Jun 10, 2020
War Of The Worlds 2 #41
Never thought we would make it this far but here we are with War of The Worlds 2! In this episode we discuss, the LA zoo, time portals, and a southern conspiracy that might just shake American society to its very core! Music: The End of The World. By. Skeeter Davis.
87 minutes | Jun 2, 2020
2012: Doomsday #40
We are back with another Faith Films Production, 2012: Doomsday! In this Episode we discuss three different groups of people who go on life changing journey’s where nothing happens! Seriously these people casually drive away from a tornado. Music: I've Got A Date With Jesus. By. The Magnetic Fields
112 minutes | Apr 21, 2020
Monster ! #39
What is up everyone! I am an amateur Podcast description writer here to tell you about global warming! 1. What is a global warming? 2. How can American podcasts stop global warming? 3. What do giant tentacle monsters have to say about the Kyoto Protocol and what can we do to help? Tokyo: By. Telekinesis.
74 minutes | Mar 31, 2020
AVH: Alien vs. Hunter ! #38
Hello again! We continue to waste our time with these terrible Asylum movies! this week we discuss AVH: Alien vs. Hunter! In this episode we'll go into depth about Metal Gear LARPers, benoborphs, and a gun that removes you from the film you're watching! Music: Alien Boy. By. Oliver Tree
54 minutes | Mar 25, 2020
Intermedio ! #37
We're back into the depths of the Asylum with Intermedio! In this episode we discuss Skeleton zombie chain men, bullet hole covered plywood, and the mystery gang’s tragic descent into drug trafficking Music: This Abyss. By. The Gothic Archies.
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