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11 minutes | Jun 3, 2019
Give Frankenstein A Hug
The adventure is never beginning or ending. The adventure is constant. It crosses the expanse of the mind through endless landscapes, and comes to life from the body to open minds and bring hearts together. My drummer Aaron Lemay says “If it doesn't make you happy or money, it's not worth your time.”
11 minutes | May 27, 2019
Ant bucket List
Ant makes a bucket list then raps about it. Attack of the huge leather couch. Computer raps about how it is the captain now. Interspecies birds. Frogs don't like U2. I wish I understood these feelings (a musical contemplation)
10 minutes | May 20, 2019
Around In A Circle Like A Rat In A Maze
This special episode is a digital symphony based on themes generated by A.I.
12 minutes | May 13, 2019
Ice is like a bank account of water. Pineapple gas station soda. A deer hit us! Remember the 20th Century. Computers discuss open mindedness. Shark Vegetarian. Jimmy Buffet Sleeplessness Paralysis Syndrome. Computer Poetry Reading. A Winter Journal Entry.
10 minutes | May 6, 2019
Everybody Deserves Shoes
Everybody is the world's worst driver. Fishing in the fragmented night, I'll throw it all back before I catch it. A one minute history of the art of Mark Rothko. Plus, The Circle of Bad Driving. Your existentialism won't be accepted. Enjoy!
12 minutes | Apr 29, 2019
Nature Will Destroy Us
Are you surprised that the planet is trying to destroy us after all the years of us trying to destroy it? In fact the Earth is bigger than a billionaires ego. It's bigger than all our Netflix cues combined. No one talks about acid rain anymore. Also, a rap called Lobster Telephone. Enjoy!
11 minutes | Apr 22, 2019
An ant walks into a karaoke bar and sings the theme to Family Ties. It is not well received. Poor ant. Corporate facts are laws of finance in the form of a rap song. Also, a story about hitting bugs with the minivan. Enjoy!
11 minutes | Apr 15, 2019
New technology that translates dog into human, also modern science suggests we are living in an old bag of smashed Chex mix. Plus these massive hits: A Billy Idol acoustic show. Hot Cookies. Swearing Ant gives Squirrel a mohawk. Enjoy!
11 minutes | Apr 8, 2019
Clown Friend Request
Boredom is the evil clown's workshop. Disco Shark eats a dolphin. A guided meditation through a secret garden (casino). My game is a freaker. My Shame aint no shame pizza. Enjoy!
12 minutes | Apr 1, 2019
Sorry Wrong Bathtub
Nobody plays chess in Casinos, but anyone who tries the salmon at all you can eat buffets takes risks that a chess board cant afford. In god's fake chess, The apostrophe changes everything. It could be Gods chess is fake or God is fake chess, or without the apostrophe that multiple gods who play chess fake it. Enjoy!
11 minutes | Mar 25, 2019
A computer, a boy, and a turtle walk into a comedy club. None of them have good material, but the audience laughs for reasons of novelty. Also, algorithm music. These are the types of candy you wouldn't wanna put in your car: Slo Poke, Rocky Road, a Zero bar. Enjoy!
11 minutes | Mar 18, 2019
I Wrote A Book
A big announcement comes and nobody cares. Mark, Squirrel, The Swearing Ant, The Dell Laptop, and Lake Shark meet up in a studio apartment Uptown for day old donuts and grape soda. Mr. Mallman has brought everyone together to celebrate the completion of his new book, The Happiness Playlist.
11 minutes | Mar 11, 2019
There are secrets we keep inside. Fantasies that forever will hide. There are dreams of life that no one can tell. Plus - Banana Planet 2: Banana Pie Planet. Driving Through Wisconsin. "Pievate Eyes" Undercover Cops and Undercover Undercover Cops. Enjoy!
12 minutes | Mar 4, 2019
Climate Change Solutions
You never forget the first time you wipe someone elses blood off your foot. You never forget the first time you wake up naked in an alley. You never forget the first time you pass the exit for Zzyzx Road in California. Here are some planet saving solutions for you to ...Enjoy!
11 minutes | Feb 25, 2019
There's A Song In Everything
Standing on the roof of the most famous movie theater in the world where inner peace means stuck in traffic, means 18 dollars for 90 minutes of parking, means a gas tank for your thoughts, means sleeping through house fires, there's a song in everything. Enjoy!
12 minutes | Feb 18, 2019
Bleep Vs Bleep
If you chew through a mini golf pencil, go back and grab another. Mini golf pencils are free. Reep the moment. Somewhere out there is a serial killer so lazy, he only ever thought about it. My emptiness, your emptiness, if I wanted to talk about emptiness I wouldn't be talking. Enjoy!
12 minutes | Feb 11, 2019
The same asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was shaped like a basketball and stolen by nieghborhood kids. Night after night they roam, and dream out loud of the amazing basketball championship on Mars. Enjoy!
11 minutes | Feb 4, 2019
Life And Death Of A Cupcake
Hear the secret confessions of a young cupcake who loved Billy Elliot The Musical, and was eaten too soon. Learn the hot new meditation style captivating today's most bakery saavy yogis: Cookie Meditation. Also, "The Shape Of Pudding". Enjoy!
11 minutes | Jan 28, 2019
Scuba Diving On The Moon (The Snowman)
If the snowman had a mouth, it would have been smiling. Bundle up. Be bored. Write your sad emotions in a snow drift. They'll all blow away tomorrow. Enjoy!
12 minutes | Jan 21, 2019
Do You Hear A Ringing?
Money doesn't matter if you have money. Don't be drunk on stage, it's not professional. I tell bedtime story that scares baby Squirrels. Tinnitus. Enjoy! Support this podcast by visiting www.patreon.com/markmallman
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