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Can we quickly take a minute to feel proud of how far the theme tune has come in just 20 short episodes. A true gift to the earth.

This week we played our first show of the year, kicking off Egg n Beanz 2.0 and releasing some new songs into the wild. We talk about that, the axing of Jeremy Kyle, the intense IPL final and other weird stories from the internet.

5 days until our first gig of the year, we're tearing our hair out cos we had a hard day at rehearsal. The podcast is just getting in the way now.

Two weeks to go until our first gig of the year. We take an hour out to collate our saved articles of the week.

This time it's Alex that turns 25 - we dig out some of the questions he asked Kings not three months ago.

This week we chat Star Wars trailers, where we're at with original Egg n Beanz tunes, the gigs we've got coming up, and why Alex is such a massive recluse. To be fair, all the historical G-bags were.

Still no brand new midi keyboard in our lives. Can anybody recommend an app for finding sugar daddies ?? Other than instagram.

Daylight savings leaves us hanging once again, just as the EU votes to get rid of it. Unlucky for us, I guess.

Zombie Sundays in the shed this week as Egg endures a series of unfortunate events in the rush to get back for the podcast before bedtime. We should have known it would have gone wrong, he's not famous for being punctual.

What makes a person want to sling poo in a public place? Egg n Beanz ponder the possibility that humans naturally receive strange impulses - and how that might be part of being human.

All national tragedies could be SOLVED if the government would just consult Egg n Beanz before they do stuff.

As a new era of EnBz begins, we examine how we individually found ourselves in a place of wanting to dedicate our lives to rock in the first place.

Beanz reads about a gentleman that spent 438 days at sea. Consider this episode a formal request to the creators of any Youtube channel with the means to recreate this ultimate story.

Alex and Kingsley play "do you remember". Beanz has sustained some pretty gruesome injuries in his time but Egg's collection of diseases are way worse.

Why does war even happen anyway? How long can you wait before you double text somebody? Are we brainwashed? All these answers and more.

This one's all about the King. To celebrate the completion of his 25th year on the throne, we really get down the nitty gritty of what makes Kingsley Walker royal.

Just how bad is Bring Me The Horizon's new album really? We delve into the trend of heavy bands releasing pop music, and examine the effect that trap has had on the genre in recent years.

Wisdom sharing session today as we talk about phones, theatre and dropping out of a British university.

We briefly touch on the perception of consciousness before remembering the time we looped around Europe in the winter. on overnight buses. in real life.

We made a pact to record 52 podcasts in 2019, one for each week. Here we are recording an episode for the first time on Sunday 6 January.