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 • Haggling at the Diamond District & Korean Fish Market • Woody’s engagement story • SJ on Netflix’s Kaleidoscope / See our live solo shows at the Magnet Theater in NY on Jan 20, 10pm! magnettheater.com/show/57017

 / This episode! • Cat eye makeup + Indigo shirts • AnimeNosebleedSupercut.wmv • SJ&W in commercials • Xmas Gifts 4 moms / Are you AZN? Wanna share an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

This episode! • Breaking the Buffalo Exchange Cycle of Shame • SJ’s 48 hour hangover • Taylor Swift’s secret hookup with Simu Liu / Are you AZN? Wanna share an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

This episode! • Woody has another Emo Slut moment of PARENTAL TRANSFERENCE • Feeling guilty for wanting White People Things • $1000 Gucci Shoes Are you AZN? Wanna share an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

This episode! • The Parents Are Human blog • 복잡해 vs 复杂 / “Too Complicated” • Sex in Public Are you AZN? Wanna share an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

This episode! • SJ’s love life update! • Hating on Asian women for dating White guys • We fix "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood" Are you AZN? Wanna share an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

This episode! • Anti-Asian Hate Protest Recap • Our new segment Cold Read! • Emotional Slut Confessions™️ Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

This episode! • SJ aspires to be a Church Asian • Why was there such a delay since the last episode? The reason may surprise you! (boner sound) // sjandwoody.com

This episode! • Woody shares an excerpt from his book Pa-Chinese-Yo • SJ tells the tale of Cat Hospital Ass Finger Guy (Part 2) / Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

This episode! • Woody + SJ talk about #asians4therapy • Woody has an emasculating meltdown buying the new Adrian Tomine book / Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

This episode! • SJ sings about how she wants a Hot Woke Asian • An unreleased Emotional Slut confession from the vaults / Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it!

This episode! • Woody explores the roots of his own toxic masculinity • SJ + Woody recount their friendcation to the Poconos • Woody breaks down the 2 types of Korean men: which one are you? / Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it! Insta @sjandwoody 

This episode! • SJ finally catches Quarantine Dick… and gets heartbroken • We break down a brand new Emotional Slut confession • The continuing adventures of DJ Royalty Free and his long-suffering girlfriend Catherine // Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it! Insta @sjandwoody  

This episode!  • #chinesemovers help Woody move apartments • #chinesemasseuse zaddy goes to town on SJ's back • We break down an epic Emotional Slut confession // Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it! insta @sjandwoody 🥵🥵🥵

In this episode! • Woody's dad solves police racism • SJ's mom weighs in on Hot Woke Asian • SJ's quarantine romance woes • More anonymous Emotional Slut confessions! // Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it! insta @sjandwoody

In this episode! • SJ and Woody audition for a commercial together • SJ embarks on her bicurious journey • Woody's dad would like a grandson • 2x Emotional Slut confessions from one listener! // Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster? Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it! insta @sjandwoody

In this premiere episode! • We define Emotional Slut • Woody talks to his immigrant dad about BLM • SJ screams about racist police officers bullying AZN women • We break down listener stories about sex/dating // Are you AZN? Do you have a story about an emotional outburst or dating disaster?Submit it anonymously at sjandwoody.com and we'll read it! insta @sjandwoody