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It’s episode 235 of Emergency Pants! Butts! Discussed: Butts Cats Nerd Poker podcast Hemlock Grove on Netflix Kickstarters and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 235

It’s episode 234 of Emergency Pants! AWWWWW YISSSSSS Discussed: Poop Wordishness made funny stuff! Cats Portion control And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Episode 234 Listen:  

It’s episode 233 of Emergency Pants, in which it is so hot you guys ugh yuck ew Discussed: Thrilling Adventure Hour Zeus Grants Dumb Wishes Cats Jesus fuck all, you guys, it’s hot up in this camp And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download Listen:

It’s episode 232, in which we talk about where the hell we’ve been! Discussed: Jobs and lack thereof Love and marriage Kids, man. Kids. Cats Dogs Our awesome listeners And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Episode 232

It’s episode 231 of Emergency Pants! Awwwww yissss. Nobody likes Toby Sugar highs Kiki is water-curious The celery showdown SPOON! and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Listen:  Download: Episode 231

It’s Episode 230 of Emergency Pants, where everything is possible if you just believe! Discussed:  Bee and Puppycat Kickstarter!  The truth about onions We masturbate with you in mind and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Listen:  Download: Episode 230

It’s Episode 229 of Emergency Pants, in which we shame robofrakkin! Discussed: That one memo Penile functionality Crushes Wine: A Love Story Balls and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Listen:  Download: Episode 229  

It’s episode 228 of Emergency Pa-ants *jumps* HEY! DUDE! NOT OK! Discussed: Butts Cheese guns Colors! Focus groups Halloweeeeeeen! and many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Listen:  Download: Episode 228

It’s Episode 227 of Emergency Pants, Meeeeeeeery! Discussed: How about OreNO? Shae needs sweet songs sung to her. Hop to it! Puppies v Kittens Poopstuffs And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Listen:  Download: Episode 227

It’s Episode 226 of Emergency Pants and it’s time for some smooooooth jazz… AW, WE’RE JUST FUCKIN’ WITH YA! Discussed: Two turntables and a new microphone Delilah Hammocks Expose Aaron Neville BLUE IS A COLOR / I LIKE PIE / PILLOWS ARE SOFT / TREES ARE MAKE OF WOOD etc. And many more! Join us, … Continue reading »

It’s episode 225 of Emergency Pants! You wanna fight about it? Discussed: Guts Pants v pants Tit Tatts Two turntables and a microphone Starfleet Escape Podcast Spank banks Breaking Bad Back to school And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Listen:  Download: Episode 225

It’s episode 224 of Emergency Pants! DON’T LOOK AT US! DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING LOOK AT US! MOMMY! Discussed: cats cpaps faux pockets Japan v Mississippi kayaks The Penny Nickels Books That Will Ruin Your Life Club things And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 224

It’s episode 223 of Emergency Pants! GET OFF OUR LAWNS! Discussed: It was Shane’s birthday! It will be Bridget’s birthday! It’s our birthday month! HUZZAH! Getting old Physical therapy Bionic replacements Werther’s candy Poop diseases Space dress And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 223

It’s Episode 222 of Emergency Pants! Hey, um… you got a little… right there on your… there, you got it. Discussed: Dogs! Birds! Gum! Feelings! Style! NORMAL! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 222

  It’s episode 221 of Emergency Pants! Discussed: How hot are balls? The art of not wearing pants Star Wars, Star Trek, and other reasons we never got laid in high school On butts And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 221    

It’s Episode 220 of Emergency Pants! Do ya like that? You like that, don’t you? Discussed: Butts People Snacks Cartoons And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode (_!_)

It’s episode 219 of Emergency Pants! Discussed: I hated her SO. MUCH… Mrs. Music Feelings and how dumb and stupid they are Children will destroy and/or get jam all over everything you love We like you! And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 219

  It’s episode 218 of Emergency Pants, and THE FLOOR IS MADE OF LAVA! Discussed: Everybody hates Larry Meeses Superfight! cats gnats What’s that smell? And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 218

It’s episode 217 of Emergency Pants! Deal with it, pink boy! Discussed: Peer pressure TV Funny stickers When Shane and Bridget knew they were bff’s Pube eyebrows Nobody has their shit together Toucan Sam is a gentleman Cheese And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 217

It’s Episode 216 of Emergency Pants! ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? NEVER FORGET YOUR LUBE. Shane was on Soulmatey! Bridget accidentally oggles someone Why are you talking like that? Is that even a thing? Bridget’s butthole is totes popular Where did the soda go? Questions! And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 216