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In which I divulge a little bit about my hopes and dreams for the future. If you've made it this far, and you haven't read through the stuff I've posted on patreon.com, please take a look if you would. I honestly don't care if anyone ever gives me any money. I would just really appreciate the support of knowing that there are people who get something out of what I'm doing here and want to see me move forward and succeed at even greater things.

Look I'm not saying I did like a lot of drugs at this party or anything, but let me just tell you I *highly* enjoyed closing out this 7 am rager. Do you know that feeling when you're in love with everything, and everything is so beautiful, and you're just surrounded by magical people who want to touch you and kiss you and dance with you all night and the sound coming through the speakers shakes every fiber of your being down to the core of your soul and your entire spiritual essence is just vibrating with pleasure? No? Well if not then maybe reevaluate your life choices I guess, because I have seen such sights. This is me musing on sex and gender while coming down off of that high.

Blackberry, trying desperately not to interject the phrase 'my podcast' into every other sentence, attends a party with some pretty cool people who show quite the penchant for performance art. Surprising and serendipitous conversations ensue, as well as a vocal performance that pierced the heavens to connect everyone in the room with effusive cosmic energy direct from the Source. I was seriously so high at this party people I was like literally blasted off into outer space it was fantastic.

Welcome to my very special guest, Vegetables! I love my friend Vegetables, they're so great. They helped me interview Sam the spider on this week's episode. Sam had some surprisingly deep insights on how you know when you love music, and how to start a meditation practice. Talking spider, people. In my basement - er, I mean, my tricked out recording studio. F'n magic.

In which Blackberry satirizes the hell of out men. Because Blackberry was a men, for so long, and still is in some ways, trust me they get it. Blackberry is here to help you, men, be better. We can be better! We have to be better! It's important! Also something about the connection between Bardic training and higher spiritual work I don't remember right now.

In which Blackberry gets massively sidetracked going off about the higher purpose of developing a strong memory, only to find out that the original high thought they were trying to remember was, in fact, about memory. This one's a real cliff hanger - you'll be at the edge of your seat waiting for Part 2!

In which I recount a story told to me by a spiritual guide I met (well okay fine sought out) in my high travels. Reveals the higher nature of lust and orgasmic cosmic creation. Unfortunately leaves open the question of how the ecstatic union of spiritual reality with matter manifests the world, exactly, perhaps to be revisited in a later episode. Moral of the story is, if you wanna get that good sex you gotta have friends too.

This might honestly be the most important thing I've ever done. Please, please do this with me. Say the words with me. I am absolutely convinced that the energy collected through our sharing this will transcend time and space to bring healing and peace to the people I love as well as those who have loved and taken care of me.

In which I interpret last night's dream's intense symbolism with reference to karma, capacity, motivation, and how to respond to a miserably depressing global social political reality. Emergency high pizza was *amazing*. Listen and be motivated to turn your apathy and inertia into action by my ancient sentient space turtle robot analogy. We can all do better people, and it's never too late!

In which I make questionably self-aware sardonic criticisms of monetizing podcasts, then ask for money. Interplay between authenticity and selling out is explored. Some really raw stuff. I'm showing the world really bare vulnerable parts of my soul so be cool about it okay and also give me money 

In which we break down the psychic barrier between past, present, and future. I spend at least three minutes eating leftover thanksgiving turkey on the mic and it was so worth it. I think this podcast is supposed to be funny? If so it is some weird ass old school Andy Kaufman shit. I'm not even sure if I get it. Stay with me people, this is going somewhere I promise.

Explains why all blues music sounds the same. Introduction is given, for the purpose of argument, to the intersections of music, originality vs mechanical genetic reproduction of human experience, deities, death and self. Also you can hear me doing drugs on the microphone. I think I even snuggle with the microphone for like a full minute in here, see if you can catch it.