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71 minutes | Jul 31, 2019
EPR 3: Not Just Another Intersectional Rant
This episode was supposed to be about Not Another Teen Movie. But Diana and Julia are just hardcore intersectional feminists that we just had to discuss social issues yet again. This one's more coherent than EPR 2 so give it a listen.
94 minutes | Jul 19, 2019
Stranger Things 3: Rise of Scoops Troop
We all know what Diana thinks about the season and what Kate thinks, but you also know what happens to Hamilton and everyone still watched that. But Diana and Kate both try to meet in the middle and agree on the glory that is Scoops Troop and the unfortunate character assassination of Hopper. They're really turning over a new leaf... except neither get to be mayor. That Australian is still in charge unfortunately.
62 minutes | Jul 18, 2019
D^2 2: Paddington 2
Diana and Diana are back with another D^2 episode. But who could possibly be strong enough to withstand pure D^2 energy? Paddington. He teaches us all to be better people so only his pure soul is worthy. And in honor of him I'll give the Australians a break this time.
97 minutes | Jun 20, 2019
Much to the chagrin of our Australian board members, Diana and Julia have both seen this movie 3 times. But they still cannot fathom how Amy missed. I mean was it 100% nerves or was Ling Ling all to blame? Anyway Diana is happy to have her oldest friend join the Elseworld's Finest family so no matter how many TERFs find this podcast Diana can rest easy knowing Julia's there to protect her.
85 minutes | Jun 19, 2019
Mike Myers' Freaky Friday
Didn't think we'd last a year huh? Well here we are still trucking on, talking about Cat in the Hat and the 2003 Freaky Friday. Kate and I would like to thank all the listeners (even the Australians) for sticking with us long enough to talk about these two... I would say gems but Cat in the Hat.
114 minutes | May 30, 2019
Avengers (why'd it have to be called Endgame) Endgame
Well it took us long enough. And the wait made Diana mad. Seriously she rages over Iron Man and Spidey more than she usually does. Just a warning. Anyway we talk about it all, Thor, Cap, the time stream, Theon Greyjoy, Australia's place in the global economy. I see this as an absolute win!
64 minutes | May 6, 2019
EPR Session 2: Womyn Talk
You thought we wouldn't do another, but here we are! As the Good Titan says, "[This] is inevitable." This session of EPR is less focused than the last, we tackle everything from the dreaded White Feminism, to Diana's woman card, but we still deliver on female empowerment. We hope. Just because we have a Diana that doesn't mean she's Wonder Woman.
86 minutes | Apr 6, 2019
Shazam: Revenge of Asian Reggie
Like a steak dinner this episode is made up of two major portions. Shazam is the nice 16 oz prime rib, and our qualms with Marvel is the buttery mash potatoes. But like Diana at a buffet, let's focus on that meat. Shazam is about many things, family, caterpillars, Australians with mass hysteria, and most importantly, stealing Batman's girlfriend. And don't worry Mark Strong makes up for Kingsman 2.
80 minutes | Mar 31, 2019
Captain Marvel's Romantic Lesbian Subplot
Loyal listeners will know that we were not looking forward to this movie. But Carol isn't her trailer self and that's all that matters. She's free to be a lesbian now, to nose bridge kiss her beautiful wife. Now only to punish that Australian that put those trailers together.
68 minutes | Feb 23, 2019
Nish has awoken from her meditative state to triumphantly return to Elseworld's Finest. Her return not only cleanses the seas of Australian pirates but also harkens forth the greatest children's show of all time, TOTALLY SPIES! Also Sam is the best spy don't @ me.
45 minutes | Jan 25, 2019
EPR Session 1
We've mentioned this before and we're finally doing it, the first session of Elseworld Public Radio! In these segments Diana and Kate get more serious than their usual talks of Tim Allen and Canine Americans. Today your hosts delve into the Trans/Drag relationship, and why it is so tumultuous. Yeah we really dove in head first didn't we...
67 minutes | Jan 15, 2019
Spiderman: Far From Focus
Ah Far From Home. If only we cared. Kate's heart will forever belong to Peter Burrito Parker and Diana only has one man on her mind... Mysterio. He could be watching Aussie Rules Football and she'd still love him. You may ask us "What of Ned? Surely that dashing Filipino has space in your heart?" Well we must say he does not. Our immortal souls are what house our love for him. The heart is too human, too tainted to house our love for Jacob Batalon, only that which can be held by God is suitable.
57 minutes | Jan 7, 2019
Into the Cage-o-verse
Damn Nick Cage is a hot piece of ass. Too bad he's Australian. Anyway today Kate and Diana talk about Miles' (and Noir's) big screen debut. Like always we get into Post Malone's fake domestic violence stories so just hang on for the ride.
72 minutes | Dec 21, 2018
Crisis on Infinite Christmas
Like D^2 before it, this episode too had a mission. Talk about A Muppet Christmas Carol and Fred Claus. But instead we get into Danny Devito's sexual appetite and The Burger King. So if you want to hear two friends enjoy each other's time during the holidays this is for you!
79 minutes | Dec 14, 2018
Killing Sean Astin Season 3
The year is 2046. Thebes has fallen and the people of Madrid starve as Andrea Guasch awaits for the remnants of the Iberian Army to break the siege on her city. Amazon's predator drones patrol the now flooded Outback as the Australian people hide in subterranean cities. Riverdale is on its 31st season. You awake in a small fishing village in Corto Maltese. You are greeted by a hardy man-wolf who tells you you must fight to save the one you love. Oh yeah this episode is about Stranger Things
79 minutes | Dec 7, 2018
Trailers in Crisis
Diana and Kate are back with an emergency episode! Iron Man is ready to die and Jeremy Renner really killed people with his sword that wasn't acting. That's what you get for having Australian script supervisors. I swear that's why I left that godforsaken town....
85 minutes | Nov 28, 2018
The Crimes of Dumbledore's Husbando
I have a theory. It may sound outlandish at first but stick with me. J.K. Rowling is an Australian. I know I know she was born in England but HOW ELSE COULD YOU EXCUSE THIS HORRIBLE MOVIE!!! Kate's gonna hate this description but whatever she probably doesn't read these.
76 minutes | Nov 21, 2018
Superman '78 (The Good One)
Do you wanna hear Diana cry like a baby multiple times?! If you do you're kind of sick why do you hate me? Anyway we're back with an episode on Diana's favorite movie and her and Kate get serious. What makes someone's identity? Who are we as people? Why didn't Gene Hackman shave?! Ah Gene.... if only you nuked Australia....
79 minutes | Nov 7, 2018
More Kingsman... Sorry Bruv
Nobody listened to the first Kingsman episode so of course we're doing another one! But plot twist this movie sucks. I hate to say it but Australians would've made this movie a lot better. Oh yeah don't go to China.
73 minutes | Oct 17, 2018
It's Kingsman Bruv
Kate has such passion for Kingsman. It takes o'er her and she spreads her love for this movie the whole episode. Meanwhile Diana tries her NPR voice out. CAUTION: the people in this movie sound Australian but are just British. No harm will come to you.
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