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Eff This Week
58 minutes | Nov 7, 2012
In our final podcast, we send Eff this Week out in style with tales of video game character coitus, including Super Mario Brothers’, um, brotherly love; pummeling Princess Peach, and Juan-as-Lego C3PO putting the beat down on Mass Effect bigot Ashley Williams. Chuck plies Siri with his best Casey Kasem impression, Juan does the best Dick-Van-Dkye-as-Edgar-Allan-Poe in the history of Cockney imitation, and Audra tells one last pee story. Goodnight, everybody!
58 minutes | Oct 14, 2012
#52: Restaurant Lips
Another week, another effing! Audra gets us off on the right foot with (yet another) pee story, and we spend the rest of the ‘cast desperately trying to stay away from Twitter and the political debates.
59 minutes | Oct 6, 2012
#51: Agent Scherbatsky Is Not An Extra
We talk Big Bird, clone debaters, and how a legitimate deficit will shut itself down, plus wonder how anyone could still be “undecided” at this point. Audra talks Sports, giving props to Detroit’s triple crown baseballer Miguel Cabrera, and Juan and Chuck debate the real importance of Cobie Smulders to the Avengers. We complain about whiny TV leads JD (Scrubs) and Ted (HIMYM) and get creeped out by Jim Parson’s Buddy Lee hairdo. Plus, we talk social class in British TV and our favorite Are You Being Served? moments. I’m free!
61 minutes | Sep 30, 2012
#50: Play That Country Music Backwards
Eff This Week #50, Recorded Live on Sept 27, 2012.
60 minutes | Sep 23, 2012
#49: Pants, Planes, and Princesses
Audra’s unfortunately absent, having been pulled away to an impromptu work meeting, so Chuck and Juan take the time to catch up. There’s more discussion of skinny jeans and pants in general, Juan reveals his disturbing habit of watching “Mayday” in the weeks leading up to a flight, and Chuck finally gives us his review of the Princess Bride (inconceivable, I know).
59 minutes | Sep 15, 2012
#48: Blame Skinny Jeans
This week we kick off with some fresh, SFW Lebowski quotes (“I’ll sell your car for a thousand dollars”). Chuck crushes on Moaning Myrtle and explains why skinny jeans are the root cause of all the world’s problems. Juan tells of the medieval hellmouth well discovered under a living room floor in England and figures out a way to monetize it. We blow the whistle on the overpriced drinks at Medieval Times, and Audra wonders how one goes about climbing a ribbon. Come join the madness!
58 minutes | Sep 8, 2012
#47: Stranger in the Alps
We confuse everyone by Effing an hour early, but hey! — We’re caffeinated and awake! We talk about what kind of otherworldly services are still legal to sell on eBay, reminisce about stumbled-upon movies that made a difference to us at significant moments in our lives, and cringe at memories of sitting through graphic movie sex scenes with our parents nearby. Also, Audra slurps loudly into the mic, we quote Lebowski, consider which movies behold Pauly Shore’s finest cinematic performance, and ponder what it really takes to make over a Cave Woman.
60 minutes | Sep 6, 2012
#46: Honesty and Lower Thirds
It’s another week to be effed and another distracting new setup! Having ditched uStream for YouTube, Chuck, Audra, and Juan attempt to send video to the chat room, but quickly lose focus and descend into camel impressions, head-crushing and bird-flipping! Also, we do a Stargate-themed Fight, Frak and Bodyswap.
60 minutes | Aug 26, 2012
#45: Growing Up Audracious
This week we Eff on a temporary YouTube channel since UStream took a big UDump. And in “guess-which-is-true” trivia, we dig into the weirdest parts of Audra’s childhood, including her crush on pre-scary Kirk Cameron, the first rap she ever learned and performed at age eight — with the lyrics “lookin’ at the girl on the block/ with the nasty curlz/wearin’ padded bra/suckin’ beer through a straw/lookin’ down they draws,” which one of many small objects Audra did not swallow as a child, plus a brief, obligatory urine story. Also, we learn that trumpets and clarinets (or, as Chuck calls them, “marching sticks,”) run deep in the roots of the GWC community. Come join in — we’re gettin’ the band back together!
48 minutes | Aug 22, 2012
#44: Surprise Bidet
After some technical interference and a brief Spanish-language conversation about DP, Audra kicks off the ‘cast with more gross stories involving exploding commodes, mysterious hands poking through bathroom stalls, and strangers palming her nozzle. And Chuck and Juan team together to compete against the chat room (including no-bull Trek master Thotfullguy) in a round of 90’s Star Trek trivia and a Red Dwarf quote-stravaganza. Come join the fun — and find out who wipes the floor with who (or…whom).
63 minutes | Aug 22, 2012
#43: Inside The Whale
This week, Juan Skypes in to the show from Anaheim, California, the secret breeding ground of Canadian tech wizards. And we put Disney characters into coital scenarios, including particularly vivid images of Pinocchio “inside” the whale, Aladdin’s monkey-bro Abu, and a sexy teapot from Beauty and the Beast. Come join the madness!
61 minutes | Aug 7, 2012
#42: Nut Scrubs
This week we Frak, Fight, and Bodyswap with the cast of Scrubs, entering into some disturbing scenarios with Snoop Dogg Attending, The Janitor, Gift Shop Girl, and Dr. BeardFace, among others. We debut our Google-Free-Five: Space Trivia theme, in which the chat room owns us with trivia we thought we could answer sans electronic appendages. And we do a “Guess the Fake News Story” bit involving a sex doll strapped to a tree (true), a frantic thong-shopping spree in Ireland (true), ancient Greek Olympians’ doping by noshing on raw testicles (true), and a lusty bull mounting an Arkansas man and then destroying a police car (very, very true). Come get your Eff on! (Brain bleach sold separately.)
62 minutes | Aug 2, 2012
We talk science news, including the discovery of a 47-million-year-old fossilized pair of turtles in flagrante delicto and a shark at a Dubai resort who apparently discovered the secret of underwater parthenogenesis. And in this week’s round of One True Thing, we Do It Right this time! We find out who Audra made out with in college, how Chuck scored a 4% on a college exam, and what Juan’s been licking in order to keep the tech running. Join the madness!
60 minutes | Jul 24, 2012
#40: Exposed Cheeks, Quivering Junk, and Robot Sex
Chuck and Audra tell horror stories of lumpy bums, wiggling peen, and other corporeal unpleasantries of the otherwise-awesome San Diego Comic-Con, and cover con highlights from Nerdist, Geek & Sundry, Archer, and more. And Juan kicks us off with a return of Frak, Fight, or Bodyswap — Robots and Droids edition!
60 minutes | Jul 10, 2012
#39: Hoochie Coochie Moya
Juan, Chuck, and Audra debut a few interactive games with the chat room, including the Tell ‘Em Steve-Dave-inspired “One True Thing” (and DP reminds us we’re doing it wrong), Audra’s guess-the-fake-novel from a slew of racy, best-selling vampire titles, and the wildly successful and intimately revealing Frak, Fight, or Bodyswap (Star Trek edition). Game sets included Juan’s showdown with Kes, Keiko O’Brien, and Wesley Crusher; Chuck’s odd trio of the Crystalline Entity, a Species 8472, and a Tribble, and Audra’s Catch-22 with Harry Mudd, Tuvix, and the lovable Porthos. Plus: we learn about Solai’s codpiece, and Juan does the world’s first and best impression of a foul-mouthed newborn with a digital peyote device.
61 minutes | Jul 3, 2012
#38: Singin’ Fools
It’s camping madness! Juan reminisces on a campsite encounter with an adolescent bear. Audra leads a futile attempt to describe to Chuck what camping is like when it’s NOT sweltering, infested with bugs, and geographically fugly. Chuck holds firm to his “I haaaad a baaaad experience” regarding camping in Texas. And the chat room joins in a singalong of Genesis/Phil Collins’ greatest hits, songs from the Lion King, and the B52’s “Rub Sack.” Join the fun!
62 minutes | Jun 26, 2012
Recorded LIVE, from the PAST! Audra talks 1930s Shanghai hedonism and pooping behind cars. Juan tells the Canadian version of the War of 1812 and plays with the master faders. Chuck digs on MiB3’s Conchords link and confesses his lifelong wish for everyone to “do me!” when they sing the Name Game. And the chat room analyzes the etymology of “fapping.” Join in the fun!
61 minutes | Jun 19, 2012
#36: Pick on Audra Night
Yeah, we pick on Audra a bit, kidding her about hating everything. This is funny primarily because Audra does not, in fact, hate much of anything. Your hosts this week: Audra, Chuck, and Juan.
63 minutes | Jun 13, 2012
#35: Welcome Back
After a break for some academic travel, Chuck and Audra return to join the ever-podcasting Juan for a celebratory welcome-back cast. Ok, so really this is just a normal everyweek Effing. And we totally forgot what the eff we talked about, so we made up this title and description. Sue us. (Or don’t. Please.) Your hosts this week: Audra, Chuck, and Juan.
63 minutes | May 18, 2012
#34: Two Bawls and a Weiner
Juan shares his preferred junior high fast food order. Chuck shares a lame-ass Classic Mac gaming experience. And we discuss online friendships and how they work. (No, really. See? We can be deep sometimes!) Your crew this week: Audra, Chuck, and Juan. (Heh. Hehehe. I said “deep.”)
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