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Ear Warp Podcast
23 minutes | a year ago
Ear Warp Podcast – Episode 7.11.19 – AfroFuture makes us slaves to ticket prices. Growing meat from seeds.
AfroFuture Fest KOs decades of progress with race based ticket prices. Tiny Jag says we can’t be slaves to ticket prices. Can meat grow from a seed? Sure, you know it’s ripe when it turns vegan.
83 minutes | a year ago
Ear Warp Podcast – Episode 6.10.19 – Lady Bug Swarm on Radar. Justin Beiber vs Tom Cruise MMA. Aliens again.
Weather RADAR displays an enormously massive lady bug swarm occupying ten miles of sky and appearing as climate data. – Per NPR Justin Beiber has challenged Tom Cruise to MMA combat within the octagon on Twitter. An unbeatable low point for human kind should this special event fail to occur. – Per CNN Even further discourse concerning Ancient Astronaut Theory (link to WIKI) and Ancient Aliens (on History) @AncientAliens. Robert M. Schoch @schochrobert has a go at being reasonable with his “scientific research”. Listen to Previous Episode on Ancient Aliens Hollywood has declared that contesting 109 hours of video research material is like claiming that the Spinx is indeed a Kangaroo. Watch related episode on YouTube It’s so good it can’t be wrong! Ear Warp Podcast 6.10.19 Connect with us: Instagram – @earwarp Twitter – @earwarp Facebook – @earwarppodcast YouTube TumblrSpreaker Listen & Subscribe: Stitcher SoundCloud ListenNotes iTunes Google PlayCastBox.fmBlubrry Ear Warp Podcast (11) Tales of Turds (4) Ear Warp Podcast 6.10.19
116 minutes | 2 years ago
Ear Warp Podcast – Episode 5.15.19 – Stop Being Fat at the Airport.
Why is everyone at the airport so fat? I’ll tell you 1. You can’t milk an almond 2. But you can kiss our asses!
90 minutes | 2 years ago
Ear Warp Podcast – Episode 5.5.19 – Confederate Corner Store.
Confederate Corner Store. Transgender. Asteroid is too close. Drew Carey? No, Mark Summers!
24 minutes | 2 years ago
Ear Warp Podcast – Episode 4.15.19 – Part 1 – Be Pretty and Be Quiet.
Tiger Woods gets a win. Hollywood and Lawless preach 90’s NBA.
94 minutes | 2 years ago
Ear Warp Podcast – Episode 3.3.19 – Smell Yo Tooth! Pirate music festival, grow tooth in nose, Elon Musk in space again.
What if you could smell your tooth? You could if one grew inside of your nose. Yes, it can happen. Yo ho ho and a pirate festival son. Elon Musk is still goofing off in space. Why doesn’t he send a goldfish up there and see if it can still swim when the water turns into a sphere!
83 minutes | 2 years ago
Earwarp Podcast – Episode 2.24.19 – Kentucky bill to ban underage sex dolls – Kratom report
There is a bill in Kentucky to ban underage child sex dolls. Should they be illegal? Lawless updates us on his Kratom experience.
90 minutes | 2 years ago
Earwarp Podcast – Episode 2.11.19 – I am going to choke out a mountain lion today. What should I wear?
Colorado man has to choke out a mountain lion to survive. 2019, humans fight mountain lions to the death with their hands. Still. A new fabric has been invented that can tell the temperature and change its weave accordingly. Humans have been spotted changing their weave as well in several urban areas. Old men still telling old men jokes naked in the sauna is still happening. But banging the bathroom door and yelling TURD GIRL! TURD GIRL! at your wife while she poops is brand new. Take notes future innovators out there.
55 minutes | 2 years ago
Earwarp Podcast – Episode 6 – Mutant Plants, Cocaine Bananas and Asian Asteroid Robots
Genetically engineered plants GLOW when they are wounded! $18 million in cocaine shows up in boxes of bananas donated to Texas prison. Japan lands first robot on asteroid.
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