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On Ear's Beer's And Eskimo Tear's  PD get's mad at Austin because he talked through the intro and know PD can't mute Austin any more because the bosses got mad. It's Saturday and PD is drinking because some lady ruined his day. Because she lied to him. Austin has had a good day and now he's going to the gym. PD want's to bring a homeless person to our house and Austin is not on board. then they talk about being homeless and PD talk's abut someone he knows who was homeless. Both Austin and PD figure out being homeless is like camping and they both don't like that. PD asks Austin if he could make a clone of him self would he make love to him self and thing just got weirder after that

On Ear's Beer's And Eskimo Tear's.  PD mutes Austin again and Austin is not happy about it. Austin wants to take over the podcast and become a DJ. PD tells a joke that Austin once again does not like, then PD and Austin talk about a sex predator that PD worked with and new well. Then they find out that PD may have (COVID-19) and now their gonna have a party, JK. Austin tells us all about the fact that he had to buy a new dish washer sooner rather then later because he hand wash twice and he said it sucked dick. And lastly PD goes to Vegas for no reason at all just to hang.

On Ear's Beer's And Eskimo Tear's.  Austin gets made because I treat him like a toddler just because I muted him during the intro so he doesn't talk through it, so know he wants a new contract. Parker and Austin talk abut Christmas and New Years, they both tell us what they did and got over the holidays. Austin got pots, pans, knife set and a new DVD player. Parker got a Dentist appointment and this time he didn't have fun . He also got a blender, cash a certificate to get his hair cut and a soldering Iron. and he plans on soldering something in the future. Then they talk about how Austin and his sister don't really like ham so they eat stuff that Parker likes, and Parker eats stuff Austin likes.

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On Ear's Beer's And Eskimo Tear's.  On this weeks podcast parker and Austin are in a hurry so parker has Austin take an easy test while they do the podcast. Austin takes a test about knowing your self and what kind of person you are, while doing this they find out that both of them couldn't be more different find out more by listening. 

On Ear's Beer's And Eskimo Tear's.  PD drinks way to much on Friday and calls two of his friends at 2 A.M and wakes them up then he goes in to his roommates room and wakes him up as well. PD also just started going to school and he talks a little on his first day and what its like going back again. Austin tells his side of the story of when PD comes in his room in the middle of the night and wakes him up and basically baptize him in his bed. Austin also talks about starting a new job, kind of doing the same thing. and then like usually both of those idiots just talk and make joke for the next 30 mins.

On Ear's Beer's And Eskimo Tear's.  PD forgets to record so they were talking to their self's for 20 mins until he got a SD card. Austin is no longer are number one fan that goes to jarom. PD's lunch got stolen, All 3 of them love golden jade more then life it's self. Our friend wubby named his little girl after Megan fox. while in school wubby and another friend would ask the teacher how to do a work problem and the teacher would just give them the answer and then they would play balloon on the computer the rest of the time in class. listen for more and thank you.

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On Ear's Beer's And Eskimo Tear's.  Austin hates classic rock like AC/DC Because he's "Born to be wild". Austin makes up a bunch of different podcast names and one is bad and he cant say it because he wants to run for president one day. Austin also been listening to our old podcast and he thinks he's funny. In other new Chadwick Boseman aka the black panther died from colon cancer. PD does not understand how colon cancer works and apparently has stuff up his rectum? Austin wants to move to Chicago PD doesn't wont Austin to move so he's going to kill him and play both parts of the podcast.PD wants to move to LA he thinks it would be fun. Bella Throne scammed a million dollars on only fans, she said she had nudes and didn't. the new put a picture of Kevin hart instead of usain bolt saying he tested positive for cov-19

On Ear's Beer's And Eskimo Tear's.  Austin try's to take over the podcast,because he feels like he's being left behind. PD and Austin find out that Tom Hanks has a brother who has also played woody from toy story. Austin freaks out that we have people who really listen to the podcast. Also Austin gets a transparent girlfriend that he takes a pic with on his trip. also he made a twitter and feels like he's contributing so come follow. Timthetatman had and article written about him losing the game fall guy's and the game tweeted him and roasted him till he won. 

On Ear's Beer's And Eskimo tear's.  Austin is tom hanks, PD forgets what he wanted to talk about and Austin tried to help and he did.They also talk about food again, PD makes his own pizza with health flat bread, It's good. Austin talks about his hike he went on and it took him seven an a half hours to get done because he kept getting lost. Jake Paul got raided by the FBI and they took his illegal gun's

On Ear's Beer's and Eskimo Tear's.  Austins the apparently kid. PD try's to make homemade pop tart's he thought it was easy he realized it wasn't. he used to much flour then he tryed to make his own jam that didn't go well either. PD  Teaches Austin a chef term. then they talk about food again. they  talk about how the redskins changed there name. they also talk a  little about Dr.Disrespect. then they talk about getting there hair  cut and how there whole thing on tipping

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Today on Ear's Beer's and Eskimo Tear's.Parker and Austin talk about there usual stuff mixed with the fact that Parker hit another person but this time it was with his actual car and he thought he killed a man also Austin and Parker talk about the forced masked law in Florida as well as Kanye West twitting out that he might run for president and Austin and Parker talk about if that would be bad or good could he do it or not also are friend made us a new intro to are podcast even though we used it for the outro. Austin's going to be the next sales man for all things new girl and how he loves the show so much. Dr. Disrespect banned form twitch and nobody no's why or aren't telling us why just yet.

On Ear's,Beer's And Eskimo Tear's.  Parker and Austin have a problem because Parker forgot to start recording and they both had talked about a lot of stuff for 20 mins before Parker even realized that they were not recording. then they talk about how there are some people in the world who aren't big foody enthusiasts and only eat food to survive and don't eat for fun or comfort and we don't understand why? then we talk about Parker's sister having a new baby girl and how Austin couldn't do the whole changing a poopy diaper with out puking and they both think its weird that they made the initials MBM and the initials stand for Massachusetts Boston mission which they both went on.Then they talk a little about the corona and how some states have to shut down again and Utah had over 100,000 more deaths and San Francisco is going on strict rules again to help stop the spread. 

On Ear's,Beer's and Eskimo,Tear's.   Parker and Austin reminisce on how bad this year has been from the virus to killer bees, earthquakes acres of land on fire,near our house.Also they talk about George Floyd and how he died and the amount of protesting that have been going on everywhere in america and how much damage that has been caused from it they also talk about how they would hate to be those cops right now and all the other cops of the united states.  

On ear's Beer's and Eskimo Tear's.  Austin and parker are back and ready to kill it and it is the podcast game.they make it kinda weird saying some homophobic sentence. parker talks about his cool new toy, he give troy a button as well as austin. Jerry sloan died sad face. Austin try to convince me to go hiking and lose 20 pounds.Then austin talks about his girl problems. we also talk about the virus how are bosses won't fire us so the government will pay us $4000 a month and how some people dont want to go back to work because the government pay them a lot.  

On Ear's Beer's and Eskimo Tear's.   Parker has some great coronavirus jokes for you today. Austin is not a fan of my gym because apparently it does not have enough weight for him to curl. then we talk about how everyone thinks all these little different things you do like a spoon full of sugar and fish oil will help you not get the virus. In other news the womens soccor team is sueing for more money.

On Ear's, Beer's And Eskimo Tear's.  parker and Austin talk about the coronavirus and how some people are over reacting and how everyone is buying all the toilet paper, water and food. Two ratio guys in Utah what they would bring if they got quarantine from the coronavirus, they would take corn on the cob skewers and how that's dumb. we also get in it about zombies and what we would do if we knew the zombie apocalypse was coming and what we would do and also if we didn't know it was coming and where we go and who we bring.

On Ear's Beer's and Eskimo Tear's.   I tried to ask Austin if he had ever seen the movie "the other guys" and it went really hurtful. We talk about a man who died in a homemade rocket and on the 3rd attempt one of the parachutes open at take off and knocked him out and he didn't open the other two parachute's and crashed and died. we also talk about a young little person whos mom made a video about him wanting to kill himself because he gets made fun of at school.