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Darling! In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts (and husbands) Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari celebrate their fifth wedding anniversary with Dr. Ruth's Game of Good Sex before diving into this week's episode: Battle Lines, which marks the return of lawyer shark Andrew Laird (Peter Mark Richman) and the awkward sexual consummation of Jeff Colby (John James) and Kirby Anders (Kathleen Beller). They also try to understand the surgical logic behind the new face of Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman). For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari dissect the new face of Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman), the enormous ego of Alexis Carrington Colby (Joan Collins), and the most heinous outfit ever worn by Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans). They also complain about dropping a bottle of expensive French liqueur on the ground and The Masked Singer pretending as if Tina Turner would ever participate. For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari discuss Dynasty star Catherine Oxenberg's involvement in the HBO sex cult documentary The Vow, wonder why Jeff Colby (John James) feels the need to engage in a tennis duel with Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott), and salivate over the champagne and 20-pound pink lobster devoured by Alexis Colby (Joan Collins) and Adam Carrington (Gordon Thompson). For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and had to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What is it with you women?! In this edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari revel in the misogynistic antics of a poisoned Jeff Colby (John James), who strangles his wife Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin) and then is beat up by tennis instructor Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott). They also celebrate the debut of the Carrington solarium and reminisce about Gardens of Taxco, their favorite campy Mexican restaurant without a menu. For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and had to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What is it with you women?! In this edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari revel in the misogynistic antics of a poisoned Jeff Colby (John James), who strangles his wife Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin) and then is beat up by tennis instructor Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott). They also celebrate the debut of the Carrington solarium and reminisce about Gardens of Taxco, their favorite campy Mexican restaurant without a menu. For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and had to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

How much for that Carrington in the window? In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari examine the baby-selling motives of Sammy Jo Carrington (Heather Locklear). They also applaud Alexis Colby (Joan Collins) and tennis pro Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott) for engaging in some steamy afternoon delight. Oh, and who is that under the bandages? Are they having a little nip/tuck done? For more, visit nastypodcast.com, and head to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

She's baaack! In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari welcome the return of Sammy Jo Carrington (Heather Locklear) to Denver. They also dissect the disheveled five o'clock shadow that Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) is sporting and wonder how in the heck Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) is able to wear white on a oil field. Be sure to nominate us for the Podcast Awards, and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Do you smell what Adam Carrington (Gordon Thompson) is cooking? In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari drink a new cocktail called the High Priestess and have visions of Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott) using tacky jewelry to win back Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans). They also investigate whether the psychic hired by Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) was just fishing for a free trip to Denver. Be sure to nominate us for the Podcast Awards, and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari tag-along to Bali with Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) and first-class stowaway Alexis Colby (Joan Collins) as the pair search for their missing bisexual son, Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman). Meanwhile, Jeff Colby (John James) continues to sniff poisonous paint, and Krystle Carrington just can't stop reminiscing about her ex Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott). Be sure to visit nastypodcast.com for more, and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Happy Memorial Day! In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari run for the border as Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) figures out if she's actually divorced in Acapulco, Alexis Colby (Joan Collins) puts her psychotic son in place, and Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) apparently joins the Mile High Club. Also, Steven Carrington (Jack Coleman) reemerges and is quickly blown to smithereens. Be sure to visit nastypodcast.com for more and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

You are invited to attend the grand opening of La Mirage! In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari pour themselves a glass of giggle water and dissect the trashy 1920s-themed soiree hosted by Fallon Colby (Pamela Sue Martin). They also have a screaming match about whether Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) or Alexis Colby (Joan Collins) looked better in the same flapper dress. Be sure to visit nastypodcast.com for more and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oh la la! In this week's edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari welcome Kirby Anders (Kathleen Beller) back from France to the Carrington mansion, despite the fact that no one has spoken of her existence until now. They also discuss how the 1956 film Written on the Wind kinda sorta feels like a prequel to Dynasty. Be sure to visit nastypodcast.com and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for a free audio book. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Tennis, anyone? In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari put on their short shorts for a lesson with smarmy tennis instructor Mark Jennings (Geoffrey Scott). Also, they're shocked to discover that snobby majordomo Joseph Anders (Lee Bergere) has a daughter — and that he's just as misogynistic as the rest of the men on this show. Be sure to visit nastypodcast.com and use promo code DYNASTY at stitcher.com/premium for your first month of Stitcher Premium for free. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Going up? In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari escape to the penthouse suite of Alexis Carrington Colby (Joan Collins). They also dissect the icky, incestuous relationship of Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin) and Adam Carrington (Gordon Thompson). Be sure to visit nastypodcast.com, and use promo code DYNASTY at stitcher.com/premium for your first month of Stitcher Premium for free. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Prepare to be completely and thoroughly surprised and disgusted. In this week's edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari complain about the toxic-yet-whiny masculinity of Jeff Colby (John James) and stand up for the right of Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin) to open a "pleasure palace" of a hotel — but not flirt with her brother. Also, they chat about how COVID-19 has affected their drinking habits. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and use promo code DYNASTY at stitcher.com/premium for your first month of Stitcher Premium for free. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari check into the La Mirada hotel for the first time. They also and bid farewell to Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) as Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) and Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) finally send the loony lodger back to the sanitarium. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and use promo code DYNASTY at stitcher.com/premium for your first month of Stitcher Premium for free. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's always your lousy money, isn't it? In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari let the good times roll as Michael Torrance aka Adam Carrington (Gordon Thompson) says buh-bye to his gram and Nurse Susan (Christine Belford) introduces a red wine glass to the wall. They also speculate why Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) collects dolls. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and use promo code DYNASTY at stitcher.com/premium for your first month of Stitcher Premium for free. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari sip high balls and complain about the disappearance of Little Blake Carrington. How could this family be the victims of not one but two babynappings?! They also examine the introduction of long-lost Adam Carrington (Gordon Thompson) and the appearance of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) through a hole in some shrink wrap. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and check out saucebeauty.com for delicious hair care. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Blaaaaake! In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari bemoan the second season finale's ridiculous mountaintop tussle between Dr. Nick Toscani (James Farentino) and Blake Carrington (John Forsythe). Also, they express how totally weirded out they feel about the premarital disco sex of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) and Cecil Colby (Lloyd Bochner). For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and check out saucebeauty.com for delicious hair care. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari sizzle over how horny Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) and Cecil Colby (Lloyd Bochner) become over their hatred of Blake Carrington (John Forsythe). They also discuss attending Dame Joan Collins' fabulous Palm Springs Speaks appearance and the Dynasty At the Disco after party. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and check out saucebeauty.com for delicious hair care. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.